Genius Beast Tamer

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Her deep blue eyes were tinged with mist, and Hua Qianye's lips curved into an exquisite smile. Her captivating smile, combined with her watery eyes, was mesmerizing and impossible to look away from.

Han Wuxie sighed inwardly once again: What's the point of a grown man being so good-looking!

Hua Qianye gently rubbed Han Wuxie's hand against hers, hooking each of her fingers together and interlocking them with her own. The action of their fingers intertwining was so natural.

"Wu Xie, I don't want you to thank me. There's no thank you between us. If we have to say, I should be the one thanking you. If you hadn't become a god, how could I have returned to my body?"

"If you hadn't become the spirit of the artifact, I would just be a useless nobody in the immortal realm now. I should be the one thanking you."

"Wouldn't that mean we'd never know what would happen?" Hua Qianye's tone was slightly mournful.

Han Wuxie raised a wicked smile, suddenly tiptoed and placed a kiss on his cheek, looking at him with a light laugh.

Seeing her gentle smile, Hua Qianye beamed with joy, like a child who had received a precious treasure. She exclaimed happily, "No amount of thanks can compare to Wuxie's sweet kiss! If doing something makes Wuxie happy, then give me a kiss so I know you like it!"

"You wish!" Han Wuxie turned around, crossed her arms, and glanced at him sideways, but couldn't hide the sweet smile on her lips.

Hua Qianye hugged her from behind, his dark hair brushing against her ear, his voice slightly tipsy as he said, "Wu Xie, I know you don't like the Divine Wind Palace. We won't go there, and I'm not the Divine Wind King. How about we find a quiet place to live in seclusion? If those contracted beasts cultivate into humans, they won't be able to find us, and you'll be able to relax. I know you can't bear to be too cruel to reject them. Perhaps leaving them far away, so they can't find us, is the best way. Otherwise, once they become human and have emotions and desires, and understand true love then, they'll probably be even more entangled with you than they are now."

Upon hearing this, Han Wuxie stiffened. Although he had rejected them and clearly told them that he liked Hua Qianye, they seemed to have given up and chosen to cultivate into human form, thus ending the contract and freeing everyone. However, he seemed to have overlooked this point: once they became human and understood what love was, if they discovered that their past feelings for him truly contained elements of love, would they still be able to let go as easily as they were now?

She remained silent for a long time. Hua Qianye hugged her and shook her gently, like a child, pouting and saying in a muffled voice, "Don't you miss them?"

Han Wuxie turned her gaze to his extremely mournful yet incredibly adorable face, and couldn't resist reaching out to pinch his soft, tofu-like cheek again. After pinching it, she exclaimed, "Now I finally understand why a grown man has to be so handsome! It's to be soft-hearted, to be helplessly drawn into things because of your face!"

Hua Qianye blinked innocently, her blue eyes shimmering like the deep sea.

"You're just pretending to be innocent!" Han Wuxie rolled her eyes at him reproachfully, then reached out and rubbed her temples with feigned helplessness. She sighed, "It's not that I'm reluctant to part with them, it's just that I feel that if they really fall in love with me, no matter how far I go, they will go back to look for me. Even if they can't find me, they will keep looking. It will only make things harder for them, and we will also be very tired. If we hide from people, we will lose the freedom and joy of living in seclusion."

Hua Qianye closed his eyes; the problem seemed extremely thorny, forcing him to calmly ponder it.

Seeing his silence, Han Wuxie reached out and stroked his beautiful brow bone, tracing the contours of his face little by little, from the brow bone to the nose, and then to the perfect lip line. Everything was so perfect that it made people marvel at the power of the Creator.

"Perhaps we shouldn't hide." Hua Qianye suddenly smiled arrogantly, raising an eyebrow. "I believe you love me, so we shouldn't be afraid!"

Han Wuxie smiled with satisfaction and reached out to pat his head. Although he was very tall and it was difficult to pat his head, his hair was soft. When patting his head, he would unconsciously blink his eyes. The way he blinked according to the patting of his head, combined with his flawless face, made him look like the best doll in the world.

She seemed to have gotten addicted to the game, and kept reaching out to touch his head with great effort. Hua Qianye initially cooperated by slightly bending his knees to make it easier for her to hook his head, but later, his legs gradually ached, his eyes ached, and his hair became messy. Only then did he realize that if this continued, this little girl would lose her nerve and really treat him like a toy!

Hua Qianye quickly rummaged in her sleeve for a long time before finally smiling with relief. She pulled out a cloth bag from her sleeve, grabbed Han Wuxie's hand that was patting her head, and handed it to her.

"What?" Han Wuxie looked at him in confusion, her eyes filled with a hint of resentment. She was having so much fun!

"Open it and take a look!" Hua Qianye raised a slightly awkward smile, and a blush flashed across her fair face.

Seeing his awkward and shy appearance, Han Wuxie, who hadn't been interested in the bag at first, suddenly became curious. What could possibly make this shameless guy so embarrassed?

Han Wuxie slowly opened the cloth bag, his gaze momentarily blank, then he glared angrily at Hua Qianye, his voice laced with mockery and ridicule: "Your embroidery skills are quite good!"

Hua Qianye coughed awkwardly.

Han Wuxie's teasing wasn't over yet, and he continued in a low voice, "So you seem to know a lot about this kind of thing?"

Hua Qianye's lips twitched slightly, and she said awkwardly, "I learned it specifically; I didn't study it before."

Han Wuxie's gaze suddenly turned cold, and he said in a low voice, "You seem to know my size quite well!"

"Uh!" Hua Qianye was speechless.

"You big pervert!" Han Wuxie threw the cloth bag back at him forcefully and turned to leave.

Hua Qianye quickly grabbed him, her voice filled with grievance, "We've been together for so long, how could I not understand you? The undergarments you wore after you descended to the mortal realm were all prepared by me. Back then, I didn't know how to embroider, so I could only make some that looked very crude. Now that Xuan Minfeng has the memory of knowing how to embroider, I embroidered the little rabbit pattern that you like. I thought you would like it very much!"

"I don't like it! You big pervert! I always thought you were strange. Why did I have more clothes than before after I came down to the mortal world? I thought you brought them down from the celestial realm or bought them on the street. I never expected that you made them all! Don't you feel ashamed to make these things?" Han Wuxie slapped his hand away in disgust and glared at him angrily.

Hua Qianye pouted, looking like a wronged child, and said bitterly, "I think it's easier to make my own than to go to the market to buy you a bellyband. I'd rather not go to the market to buy one."

Han Wuxie was taken aback, then looked at him with even more disdain, angrily saying, "You're a spirit of an artifact, and no one can see you. Just go to the street, take the money, and leave it there. What's there to be embarrassed about!"

Hua Qianye seemed to suddenly realize something and exclaimed "Ah!" before regretting it so much that he pounded his chest and stamped his feet, saying, "How could I forget? Nobody can see me! I was only thinking that it was shameful for a grown man to buy a bellyband, but I forgot that nobody can see me!"

Upon hearing this, Han Wuxie nearly tripped and fell over. So, it turns out this guy can be a bit of a dummy too!

Hua Qianye sighed bitterly, staring at the undergarment in her hand for a long time. She blinked her innocent eyes, pouted, as if she deeply regretted something, looked at Han Wuxie, but remained silent.

"What?" Han Wuxie couldn't stand his gaze and asked him sideways.

Hua Qianye said with extreme sorrow, "But I'm not a spirit anymore!"

Han Wuxie didn't immediately understand what those words meant, but then he heard the voice say, "Just because you're not a spirit doesn't mean I can't go to the street to buy you a bellyband!"

"Damn it, you're still bringing up this bellyband! Who asked you to buy it!" Han Wuxie stepped forward and stomped on his foot angrily.

Hua Qianye never dodged, and naturally took the force of her kick.

Han Wuxie realized he had used too much force and felt a little guilty. He pouted and asked, "Why didn't you dodge?"

Hua Qianye said pitifully, "Wu Xie suddenly stepped on me without warning, how could I possibly dodge?"

"Who would greet someone before stepping on them!" Han Wuxie rolled his eyes at him, then sneered, "You're a God-King. Even if I didn't greet you, even if I were very close, the slightest fluctuation in the air would have alerted you, and you would have dodged dozens of miles away immediately! Don't try to fool me, why didn't you dodge?"

"I love being stepped on by Wuxie!" Hua Qianye stuck to him shamelessly.

Han Wuxie couldn't stand his shameless behavior. She dodged his sudden attack and sneered, "Are you a masochist?"

"In front of Wu Xie, I'm a masochist!" He nodded without any shame.

Han Wuxie was stunned by his immediate agreement and remained speechless for a moment before finally cursing, "You idiot!"

Hua Qianye's face gradually drew closer, and he even pressed his cheek against hers, nuzzling her a few times in a flattering manner. He said in a gentle voice, "If I dodge, Wu Xie will stomp down so hard on the hard ground, it will hurt a lot. It's better for you to step on my feet. Although my feet don't have much flesh, they are still quite soft."

Upon hearing this, Han Wuxie's heart stirred. This feeling was like a bottle of water spilled in his heart, and upon reflection, he realized it was a bottle of honey water—sweet, but not cloying.

"Hua Qianye, you really know how to talk." Han Wuxie looked at him awkwardly, but his voice was full of laughter and warmth.

Hua Qianye raised an extremely gentle smile. Under the moonlight, this smile was like a water lily blooming in an instant, so captivating.

"Wu Xie, call me Qianye." Hua Qianye's voice was slightly tipsy, but more so, it was a coquettish tone.

Han Wuxie pursed his lips and said awkwardly, "Qianye."

"Good girl!" Hua Qianye excitedly gave her a kiss on the cheek.

Han Wuxie touched his face and realized that this guy was so excited that he had smeared saliva all over his face. He wiped the saliva on his clothes with a mournful expression and snorted, "Qianye is too much of a tongue twister, from now on I'll call you Huahua!"

Hua Qianye froze instantly, muttering in disbelief, "Hua Hua... infatuated..."

Hearing his murmurs, Han Wuxie burst out laughing: "Isn't that right? Hua Hua is such a lovesick fool!"

Hua Qianye's vision went black for a moment, and he almost collapsed to the ground, never to wake up again. He grabbed Han Wuxie's hand tightly and protested in an extremely grief-stricken voice, "I don't want you to call me Hua Hua! Call me Qianye, Hua Qianye, or even Xuan Minfeng, anything but Hua Hua!"

Han Wuxie barely managed to suppress his laughter, but his words caused him to burst into laughter again: "You idiot!"

"Even a fool is better than a flower!" Hua Qianye said, her head drooping, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Stop playing the victim!" Han Wuxie punched his chest hard, then offered herself up, snuggling into his arms, and said in a soft, gentle voice, "Silly boy, from now on... I should call you husband."

Hua Qianye, like a deflated balloon suddenly filled with air, instantly perked up, his face beaming with smiles. Looking down at her shy expression, he felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction. He hugged her tightly, his voice as gentle as water, and said, "Wu Xie, I can't wait to marry you." Then, he suddenly released her, turned his back to her, squatted down, and said loudly, "Get on!"

"You're going to carry me on your back?" Han Wuxie was both amused and exasperated.

"I'm going to experience the fun of carrying my wife all over the mountains in advance!" Hua Qianye turned to her and raised an eyebrow with a smile. This smile truly lived up to the saying: "A smile that turns heads is captivating!"

As Han Wuxie thought this to himself, the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily. If Hua Qianye knew that he had this thought because of his smile, he would probably want to bang his head against a wall. But... his appearance really does look like a woman's! He couldn't help but recall that when he first met Hua Qianye, he also thought Hua Qianye looked like a woman!

Hua Qianye suddenly stood up, and Han Wuxie came to her senses. She found herself so reassured being carried on his back. She gently stroked his back; this strong back would be her support, and he would be her future husband. A sweet feeling welled up in her heart. All the hardships of the past had been rewarded with his companionship. How happy she would be to be carried by him forever!

Hua Qianye turned around and saw her satisfied and longing smile. The corners of his mouth curved up even wider, and he laughed, "Wu Xie, I really want to go back now and marry you!"

Han Wuxie nodded subconsciously and said, "Mm."

"Really?" A smug, mischievous smile flashed in Hua Qianye's eyes as he shouted loudly towards the direction of the Bottomless Cliff, "Wu Xie, go back and marry me! I'll take you to the Xuan family, not the Divine Wind Palace!"

"The Xuan family..." Han Wuxie abruptly pulled herself out of her thoughts, her face flushing slightly with shyness, a delicate blush spreading across her cheeks. Her voice was soft and weak as she asked, "Is your Xuan family's ancestor still alive?"

"That old man?" Recalling the arrogant old man who, after breaking through to the Ancient God realm, held Mo'er and ignored him, Hua Qianye said with a bitter expression, "Alive, he'll probably live for a long time."

Han Wuxie lowered her eyes and said softly, "What if he doesn't like me and won't let me marry you?"

Hua Qianye was taken aback, then quickly comforted him, "You're Mo'er's mother, and he can't wait for me to marry you! Don't worry, that old geezer is easy to get along with; he might even shamelessly try to win you over!"

Han Wuxie was still a little worried and said, "Won't he think that I'm a bad woman for having a child out of wedlock? But Mo'er... he's not exactly my child, but he's also our child. This relationship is so complicated..."

Hua Qianye put her down, reached out and patted her head, smiling indulgently, "Why should we care about others when it's just between the two of us? That old geezer isn't shallow; he likes Mo'er very much, so he'll like Mo'er's mother too. Besides, with Mo'er around, how dare he not like you? If Mo'er throws a tantrum at him or ignores him, that old geezer will probably be crying!"

Han Wuxie pursed his lips and said softly, "Shouldn't you meet my parents and maternal grandfather?"

This time, it was Hua Qianye's turn to be unsettled. His face showed some fear, and after a long, awkward silence, he said plaintively, "Back when I was a spirit, I should have flattered him more!"

Seeing his somewhat frightened face, Han Wuxie chuckled and said, "Even an ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her in-laws eventually!"

"Uh... I'm your wife?" Hua Qianye looked at Han Wuxie with a troubled expression. After all this time, this little girl has no worries, and all the troubles have fallen on her?

Han Wuxie laughed loudly, looking at him with a teasing gaze. He reached out and hooked his arm around his shoulder, saying playfully, "Wife, let's go meet Mom, Dad, and Grandpa!"

"You actually called me that!" Hua Qianye looked at her hand on his shoulder with some protest, and suddenly felt that his status as a man had been challenged by an immense force. He reached out and held her hand in his palm, and pulled her into his arms.

Han Wuxie thought he was angry, and said in a somewhat resentful voice, "Can't you take a joke? How boring!"

Hua Qianye flashed an extremely alluring smile and said, "My wife, let me give you a smile!"

Han Wuxie felt dizzy, unsure whether it was because he was dazzled by the man's smile or annoyed by his extremely irritating words.

Han Wuxie narrowed his eyes, seemingly not wanting to spoil the atmosphere, and said, "Wife, your smile is too infatuated! You truly live up to your name, 'Flower Flower'!"

Hua Qianye's smile instantly froze and turned demonic. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lower lip, letting out a wolf howl that sounded completely unlike a wolf's, before lunging at Han Wuxie's face. "My wife, I'm starving!"

Han Wuxie was startled and jumped back, almost being pounced on by a hungry wolf!

She patted her startled little chest, crossed her arms, and glanced at him sideways, saying, "If you're hungry, hurry back to the Xuan family! I miss my Mo'er!"

"My wife..."

"Stop! Are you getting addicted to yelling? Now is not the time for you to yell!" Han Wuxie gave him a smug look and led the way, saying, "Let's go!"

Hua Qianye chased after her, muttering, "If you don't call me 'wife,' there are other ways to call me that."

Han Wuxie had been listening intently, a bit curious about what he was going to call her for. Then she heard a thunderous shout from behind: "Mother of my child, wait for me!"

Han Wuxie stumbled, then suddenly turned around, lifted her skirt, and lunged at him. Seeing this, Hua Qianye turned and ran, shouting recklessly, "Wife, don't be so fierce! If you want to pounce on your husband, let's go home first. It's indecent in the middle of nowhere!"

---Aside---

Haha, it's the second day of New Year's Day! Here's some hilarious content for you today! Hope everyone has a happy New Year! o(n_n)o