Outer Gods invade, stuff them all into your equipment inventory.

【Name: Half Roll of Toilet Paper】

[Type: Consumable/Off-hand Equipment]

[Equipment Effect: Paper Roll Ray]

Once activated, it fires a stream of clean, soft "toilet paper" straight ahead.

【Remark】

This thing may seem useless, but your hands will be in trouble without it.

With one hand awkwardly clutching his waistband and the other futilely grasping at the air, Sean, whose buttocks were half-suspended on the cold toilet seat, suddenly froze.

On my retina, those few lines of faintly glowing text kept lighting up.

Ignoring the cold wind blowing on his bottom, he was so excited that he stood up immediately.

"My dearest cheat code, you've finally arrived!"

Sixteen years!

I've been in this world filled with monsters for sixteen years now!

"Strictly speaking... this doesn't count as time travel."

Sean must have had incredible luck in his past life.

Then, when he opened his eyes, he found himself turned into a baby.

The world he lived in was completely different from the little broken ball he knew.

The entire planet is a large federation, not just for humans.

Many other intelligent life forms live together under this behemoth called the "Gaia Federation".

The alliance has thousands of megacities that are unimaginably large.

Surrounding these megacities, countless residential communities of all sizes have been established.

Sean is currently located in the thirteenth settlement under the jurisdiction of New Chang'an, the 261st megacity in the eastern region of the Gaia Federation.

A large residential area with a permanent population of over 30 million, protected by massive city walls.

"I never thought... that I, Sean, would one day become a hero."

Sean sighed deeply.

"Monster...brave..."

These are the main building blocks of this world.

Most monsters come from other dimensions, while a small portion are mutated and deformed plants and animals of this planet caused by the invasion of other-dimensional energy.

Heroes are beings who possess heroic abilities and have chosen to fight monsters to protect the world.

In short, this is a wasteland world where everyone is a hero, and their opponents are terrifying monsters that are blocked outside the high city walls.

Sean is no stranger to the power of heroes; in this life, both his parents were heroes.

However, his parents had disappeared many years ago while he was fighting a dimensional rift that suddenly appeared inside the settlement.

Although no bodies were found, their deaths have been confirmed in the archives of the Gaia Federation after so many years.

Logically speaking, as the child born from the union of two heroes, Sean has a very high probability of awakening his powers and becoming a hero.

But several years have passed, and he has not received any signs of being able to unleash his power and become a hero.

Sean had already given up on becoming a hero.

but,

"Now, I have power..."

"Power!!"

Sean, in a somewhat childish manner, extended a finger and activated the Paper Roll Ray skill.

"Whoosh—"

A clean, soft tissue shot out from his fingertips.

The end connects to his fingertips, while the front continuously shoots forward.

It traces an arc in the air, stretching downwards into the distance.

Then there is,

silence.

Dead silence.

Sean stared down at the "tissue" connected to his finger, completely dumbfounded.

Is this power?

"What's the use of this useless ability?"

His face was full of disgust.

"Is it so I can apply for a job as a toilet supervisor and perform a trick to deliver toilet paper from a distance for the customers?"

"Dear VIP customer, my number is 2333. Please allow me to serve you."

Bah!

Even a dog wouldn't want this useless ability.

Can't we get a more reliable hero ability?

"I don't want to be called the Toilet Hero, the Poop Superman..."

The thought had barely crossed his mind when the half-roll of toilet paper that had disappeared reappeared in Sean's hand.

The toilet paper equipment attribute bar on the retina also disappeared at the same time.

Instead, what appears in the retina is a semi-transparent square grid.

Current equipment slots: 1.

Available equipment slots: 1.

[Equipment Requirements: The weight of a single item must be within the range that the host can lift.]

[Equipment Effect: Grants the user attributes and abilities based on the item's characteristics.]

[Equipment method: Physical contact.]

"So... my real cheat code is actually a custom equipment slot?"

Sean was overjoyed.

"Equipment can be obtained through physical contact..."

So, you're saying that anything I can lift can become my cheat code?

Is the main selling point that everything can be equipped?

"Giggle, yay!"

Sean immediately transformed into a ransomware monster, turning every nook and cranny of the house upside down within half an hour.

They put each item into their inventory and tried them out, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Soon, the three most promising "candidates" were placed on the table.

The first item: a rusty fire axe.

The second item: a kitchen knife found in the kitchen.

The third item was a baseball bat made of hardwood.

【Name: Rusted Fire Axe】

[Type: One-handed weapon/Heavy attack]

[Basic Attributes]

Strength+3

[Equipment Skill: Violent Demolition (Passive)]

There is a 15% chance to ignore the target's physical defense when attacking, and to deal an additional 300% damage to objects such as buildings, doors, and locks.

【Remark】

This thing is heavier than it looks; be careful not to strain your back.

【Name: Frosted Handle Meat Cutter】

[Type: Throwing Weapon/Agile Weapon]

[Basic Attributes]

Agility+4

Critical hit rate +2%

[Innate Skill: Spinning Throw - The Chef's Obsession]

Consuming stamina, it throws three spinning throwing knives into a fan-shaped area in front of it.

If the same target is hit, subsequent throwing knives will deal 30% more damage.

If three attacks hit the same target, the last hit will definitely trigger the [Bleeding] effect.

【Remark】

Who says a chef's knife can only be used to cut vegetables?

【Name: Strike Baseball Bat】

[Type: One-handed weapon/blunt weapon]

[Basic Attributes]

Constitution +2

Resilience +8

[Innate Skill: Home Run Shockwave]

If your center of gravity is stable and your posture is correct at the moment the swing hits, this attack will trigger a [Shockwave].

It deals a powerful knockback effect to the main target and stuns other enemies within a 2-meter radius for 1 second.

[Note] Kid, if you hit that ball, even God would shout "Good shot!"

"One melee weapon, one ranged weapon, and one control weapon."

Although there is only one equipment slot, he can still utilize all the functions of these three items by switching equipment.

"These three items are just ordinary items. If they were equipment dropped by monsters..."

"Wouldn't that be heavenly?"

Sean licked his lips.

His expectations for the equipment slots have become even higher.

I placed the frosted handle meat cleaver in my equipment inventory and selected to hide its effects.

Sean picked up the other two pieces of equipment and went out the door.

He needs to go to the Hero Association to complete his F-rank hero registration.