Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[Night - Trevor's Room]

My name is Trevor Greirat, and I am 10 years old.

Currently residing at the Grerat House in the village of Bouyena, and unmarried.

When I was at the magic university, I studied until 8 p.m. every day before going home.

I do not smoke, and I only drink a little wine.

I continue working late into the night at 11 p.m. and go to bed at 7 or 8 a.m. the next day, sleeping only four hours a day.

Before bed, I always drink an iced coffee, then play with Aisha for two hours. After getting into bed, I sleep until noon, leaving all the fatigue and stress for the next day.

Lilia keeps telling me I need to take care of my health.

My regular daily routine has been suddenly disrupted...

I stayed up all night yesterday and wiped out all of Sharia's bandits, but this morning, while I was replenishing my Aisha energy on the sofa, I was told that signs of a magical disaster were appearing...

So today I spent the whole day brainstorming...

In the evening, we chatted about the magical disaster and moving...

He even gets harassed by women with mental health issues...

Hilda...

That busty woman mistook me for her child...

Ugh......

It was only then that I remembered what Philip had said before.

He had two other boys besides Alice, but due to political infighting within the Boreas family or something, they were adopted by Philip's brother, and he never even met them...

If it's the mother, then it's quite normal for her to have some psychological issues...

Put yourself in her perspective...

My family also has two sons and a sister, and the eldest and second sons are always living far away.

What she saw upon entering was the returned king, nestled in the arms of his two mothers, one large and one small...

And then...

My entire family, except for me, all have blond hair; I'm the only one with brown hair...

This wouldn't normally be a big problem, but unfortunately, my hair color is slightly similar to Philip's...

Furthermore, my remarks touched on her sensitive areas...

Ugh......

That's really scary...

Hilda hugged me and cried as she spoke her heart.

This caused Senis to shed many tears, and as a result, I almost gained a godmother...

It was so close...

Fortunately, I and Alice strongly opposed it at the time!

But the result was just that we unilaterally refused...

Hilda said she would treat me like her own child...

Oh......

hehe......

The final decision is that I will take Rudy and Alice to the Magic University, and I will take good care of them there...

It was very late when the meeting ended...

Today, Wang is exhausted...

All I want to do right now is lie in bed and rest.

Next, I need to figure out how to get Rudy and the others to Sharia as soon as possible. This is so troublesome...

But there's always a way!

The research here needs to continue...

Let's just knock Rudy and Alice unconscious and stuff them into the Reality Marble!

Then I transformed into Alucard and flew over at full speed!

Just dump them over there, give them some money and a few words of explanation, and they'll be right back...

Ugh......

I told you not to think about it, but you're still making a bunch of messy plans...

But just then...

"Brother...are you asleep?"

"..."

That brat!

Why didn't you say so earlier?! Did you have to wait until the middle of the night to knock on my door?!

I'm exhausted!

This brat really needs a good spanking!

But when the door opened, Rudy...she...was as hesitant and shy as a timid young wife...

I stood there waiting for my sister Us to speak, wanting to hear what she had to say, and then, based on what she said, I would consider whether or not to give her a beating!

"Meow...meow~"

After waiting for ages...

She lowered her head and meowed at me with her twin ponytails...

Oh shit......

Has this guy turned into a female cat in heat?

"...I'll give you one more chance. Do you... have anything else to say...?"

"Yes...yes...would you like to come with me...for a stroll around the village, meow?"

"..."

This guy... probably has something he wants to say to me, but doesn't want others to know...

"Sigh... Let's go..."

"Huh?"

"Didn't you have something to say? Let's go outside and talk."

In the fields of Bouyena village

I didn't want to move my legs at all, so I lay down on Cavallaccio and let it carry me slowly.

My sister, Us, walked on the ground following me.

Summer nights are still somewhat cool.

A gentle evening breeze swept across the wheat field, and the moonlight bathed it in a silvery glow, making the undulating wheat fields resemble ocean waves...

It's already July. If this were my hometown in my previous life, the wheat harvest would have been finished by now, right?

However, the harvest in Buena village has not yet begun, but it will be soon.

Next, I need to calculate at least one safe period based on the data, so that at least this year's grain can still be harvested.

Otherwise, if grain prices skyrocket, it will be a real problem...

We've already wandered around for half a mile, but that brat still won't say a word...

Then let me speak first...

"Next, I will send you and Alice to the Magic University. You will be a specially recruited student, so you will have more freedom and better treatment."

But Alice is different; she can only be an ordinary student, and it's only thanks to the king's great influence that she was even admitted.

I will give you a large sum of money then, and you will need to arrange your own life with Alice.

I know you're excited about going to school and dating Alice, but please be mindful of things. I have a lot of things to take care of and won't have time to look after you two right now, so I need you to take good care of me...

Ugh......

I know you have a lot of questions, go ahead and ask...

"Hmm... I do have a lot of questions... What's going on between you and Alucard? And what's the deal with the Holy Sword Jax? Is it Paul's sword? Why is it in someone else's hands? And didn't you go to the Sword Sanctuary to practice your swordsmanship? Why are you at the Magic University? And what's going on between you and the Ankylosaurus? And what is this important matter you mentioned...?"

I'm so tired, I'm burning out!

This brat has a lot of problems.

Fortunately, I had prepared quite a few drafts beforehand, which allowed me to tidy them up a bit...

But before I could even speak, my brat started talking to herself again.

"If you... don't want to talk about it, then..."

So the Shadow King rewarded his sister with a big slap, her favorite treat, while she was on horseback.

"Don't keep interrupting my train of thought..."

"Um......"

"I'm too lazy to fool you anymore. Let's start by answering the simple questions."

First of all, the Holy Sword Jax is a false identity of this king.

The Shadow King pulled the hilt of the Fuyu Sword from his robes—no, it was the hilt of the Holy Sword!

Then, using magic, it was transformed into a lightsaber.

"Brother? You...you...you...you..."

"That's right, I am the new one of the seven great powers, the Holy Sword Jax."

"Then...why didn't you tell everyone?"

"Then, little sister, can you guess why?"

My little brother looked thoughtful, and I took the opportunity to prepare answers for the other questions.

"Is it because of that Shadow-level powerhouse you mentioned before?"

"...Well...I guess so, but let's guess some other reasons..."

"What else could it be?"

"Sigh... Of course, it's to protect you. What if some idiots want to challenge me, but can't find me and kidnap you?"

"...Then why didn't you tell your family?"

"Hmm, the legend of the Holy Sword Jax is that it came back from the dead. Even though it's fake, if Senis knew, wouldn't she grab my ear and give me a good scolding..."

"Really... coming back to life... is that really fake?"

"Of course it's fake. People die when they're killed. I wasn't dead yet back then. All that propaganda is just exaggeration..."

This time I'm really telling the truth, but my little sister doesn't seem to believe me... and she's started crying...

"Hmm...I understand..."

Sigh... whatever she thinks...

"In short, keep this a secret and don't spread it around. Be careful that the Northern God, who has been squeezed out of the ranking of the seven great powers, comes knocking on your door and kidnaps you."

My current public identity is: Shadow Sword King - Trevor Grellatt!

Remember this, Your Majesty!

Now that I've become one of the seven great powers, I naturally don't need to continue learning swordsmanship, so I took the opportunity to visit the magic university.

The result was that Ankylosaurus was squatting there, and that's what I was doing.

Because his subordinates witnessed my previous battle, they followed the clues and discovered my true identity. They are waiting for me at the Magic University.

He's looking for Alucard, a weapon created by the gods, to prepare for the future resurrection of Laplace, the demon god. He wants to form an alliance with us so that we can destroy Laplace together.

Not long after, this incident occurred in the territory of Fituia.

The condition for my alliance with him is that we resolve this magical calamity together, and I will lend him a hand when Laplace is resurrected.

After I finished explaining the matter at hand, my sister Us was stunned for a long time.

"It's just like a legend..."

"Hmm...yeah, maybe we're still living in someone else's story..."

"I hope this can be a harem story~"

The Shadow Lord kicked his sister, Uss, hard.

"I am a pure lover! This will only be a pure love story for me."

"Hmm...this doesn't seem so bad..."

"Hmm... pure love is the best..."

Rudy then remained silent for a long time.

The wind blew from the fields, making my hair a mess.

"Then... what about Alucard? And you, big brother... you're not really some kind of King of Promises, are you?"

This is the most crucial question tonight.

This is the question I most wanted Rudy to ask, and I have been preparing for it for a long time!

"...This might be a bit surprising, but please don't be nervous."

"Mmmmmm!"

"I... am actually the King of Promises who came here from the borderlands!"

"..."

"...What's wrong? You don't believe me?"

"...Wasn't that something you made up in the book?"

"You said the same thing before, but I also said back then that you would understand later."

"..."

"Alas... Don't look at me like that, it's extremely disrespectful! Besides, I don't remember much of what I was looking for; it was Alucard who told me!"

Actually, my origin story wasn't finished yet.

"So... what did Alucard tell you? Your background, and this 'King of Promises' thing..."

"Um... my background is a bit complicated."

To tell the story of my origins, I must first tell the story of a divine being—Queen Marika.

She is a...god...

Then...she had many children...

She had two children with someone she didn't even know!

Then she and her husband Godfrey had three children!

Then she turned into a man, using the alias Radagan, and had three more children with a woman!

In the end, she somehow had three more children with herself!

"Huh? You...she...you...she...went that far?...Is she your mother?"

"That's right... she really went all out... because it was like she was cursed, many of her children had some kind of problem."

She didn't know who her father had those two children with; one was a snake or something, and the other was a little piece of wood.

Then, of the children she had with her husband, only one was a normal child; the other two reportedly looked like they had undergone a genetic mutation.

Then there were the three children she gave birth to after turning into a man; apart from their minds, their bodies were barely considered normal.

But her two children were in a much worse state; one never grew up, and the other was missing an arm or a leg and was on the verge of death.

"Didn't you say she had three children with you? What about the last one?"

"Isn't that right here?"

"Is it you?"

"Yes! That's right! It's me!"

"So... is there something... off about you too?"

"I am perfectly normal, in fact, too normal! That's why I've suffered so much!"

Why?

"Maybe she wants an heir or something."

I remember she told me—either become a king or a god; if you can't do either, you can only become a sacrifice.

They even made a promise with me that when I grow up, I will become the King of Elden!

Although I don't know what the King of Elden is, as long as I grow up and kill the eldest son, the rest of those crooks and scoundrels will naturally be no match for me. Then I can become king!

But the result is that before I even grew up, a wicked woman carried out her plan first.

According to Alucard, before I grew up, a wicked woman murdered Godwin, the only normal eldest son of the Golden Dynasty!

I, one of the few normal people, was thrown here by that wicked woman!

Queen Marika broke down.

The rest of the guys are all traitors! Spies! Warlords! Rebels! Ambitious schemers...

They fought a devastating war for the throne!

This war has plunged the border region into chaos and misery, with neither side able to gain the upper hand...

The stalemate lasted for a very, very long time...

Then suddenly a ruthless character appeared!

The wicked woman and the ruthless character each bewitched the other, and in the end, the guy slaughtered his way through the borderlands and became the new King of Elden.

"and then?"

"Then... that wicked woman suddenly had a change of heart for some reason, created Alucard, and dumped him here with me..."

By the way, please have Alucard deliver a message to me.

The gist of it was that she was wrong before, and sending Alucard would be compensation. He could become a god or a king here, and Alucard could become a vessel for his laws. He was told not to go back and disturb her unless necessary...

"And... what about Alucard?"

"To protect me in another dimension."

Then the Shadow King raised his hand and summoned Alucard, telling him to find some grass to eat.

And his sister, Us, glanced at Alucard, who was grazing, and then at the king...

"Brother? You made up those stories, didn't you?"