Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

I never expected this...

I never imagined that I, the King, could be so pathetic.

I was treated as if the other party had sold me my virginity first, and I was merely retaliating.

As a result, I was treated as the villain...

And of all things, she was caught by Izawa Ruti and chased for several blocks before she finally escaped...

However, this also reminded me of something I had forgotten before.

—I promised the old woman that I would take care of this little girl a bit.

Ugh......

【Day 2】

On a warm afternoon, sunlight filtered through the leaves of a large tree on the school lawn, making the green hair of the person standing under the tree shimmer.

The beautiful green-haired Alucard was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, leaning against a tree trunk, enjoying the afternoon sun.

The purpose of my doing this is to fulfill the agreement.

The general plan is to use Alucard's identity to lure Izelti over, and then give her a copy of the prenatal-level magic textbook that I prepared beforehand, which is currently on my lap.

The pressure on me is actually quite great...

Research on soul materialization and biotechnology had to be temporarily suspended to focus all efforts on research into new summoning magic...

It's strangely similar to my work experience in a previous life; the harder I work, the more work I get...

So occasionally sitting here to rest and meditate is a way to relax.

If only I could pet a kitten or puppy...

but......

My peaceful meditation time was broken as the lunch bell rang...

A group of people surrounded me as if I were a rare animal, but dared not approach.

The crowd grew larger and larger, and it became increasingly noisy...

hum~

The effect is great!

Then let me be even more extravagant!

Using magic, the soft, grassy soil was transformed into a reclining bed. Then, the beautiful green-haired person opened their eyes, stretched, and changed their position.

With her body turned to the side, leaning against the couch, her arm supporting the weight of her head, this half-lying, half-reclining posture is what is known as the Imperial Concubine's Reclining Posture.

In Buddhism, this posture is also called the Arhat Reclining Posture or the Auspicious Reclining Posture...

I can't remember...

Anyway, with all those exclamations, I'm sure I've already completely captivated these young girls!

hum~

This is my best way to relax!

wrong!

Why are there men here?

How disgusting!

Wang felt a chill run down his spine...

But if you run away, you're not a hero!

So I had no choice but to force myself to hold back and begin to endure...

Fortunately, not long after, the target I was looking for appeared.

The little blue-haired guy is quite eye-catching.

After standing up, I walked straight toward her, and the crowd automatically made way for me.

"Is this... for me?"

"When we were at the beach, I sensed your dream... It's amazing, but it will be very difficult to achieve. I'm just offering a little help."

"Can you really...understand?"

"It's just a rough estimate... but I'm sure you're not a bad guy."

"Thanks."

He's definitely not a bad guy, otherwise he wouldn't have chased me for several blocks yesterday. He's just a little bit amazing.

But I'll still remind you.

"Please do not reveal the contents of the book casually. Power... is best kept in the hands of someone trustworthy."

"Um!"

This guy...

His gaze was so determined, it was as if he were about to join the Party...

So troublesome...

After handing the book to her, I immediately took off and fled.

Next time I want to relax...

I'll just stay near the girls' dormitory and be a Buddhist monk...

To be honest, I think green hair is pretty cool. It's that feeling of someone who is clearly a good person, but is feared because of a curse, and everyone avoids him.

I wonder how Sylphie is doing...

[From the perspective of Sylphie, Kingdom of Siron]

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle~~~~"

Wrapping your head in water magic makes washing your hair so convenient.

After my teacher, Luo Qixi, and I finished training according to the sword technique manual sent by my older brother, we were really exhausted.

Moreover, it's summer now, and I'm covered in sweat after sword practice, so I'm taking a shower with Teacher Luo Qixi right now.

"Sigh... When will I be able to control the water flow at will like you, without having to chant..."

"Does Ms. Luo Qixi need my help this time?"

"No need, I want to soak in the water a little longer."

"Is it because sword practice is too strenuous?"

"Yes, practicing swordsmanship is really tough. My arms are still sore."

"Should we try the fascia scraping method that my brother mentioned again?"

"No! No! No! No! Please spare the teacher! I'll just take a longer bath and I'll feel better!"

"Oh, okay, then I'll soak a little longer..."

The training method my older brother gave me was incredibly painful; I don't know how Rudy and my brother managed to endure it...

Teacher Luo Qixi and I floated on the surface of the bathtub, enjoying a short, relaxing time soaking in the water.

We practice swordsmanship in the morning while it's cool, take a short break at noon, and then practice magic and learn about navigating dungeons with Teacher Luo Qixi at the hotel in the afternoon, preparing for our dungeon raid.

I don't know why Ms. Luo Qixi is so eager to conquer the dungeon, maybe it's her dream or something?

If this is a teacher's dream, I'd like to help in some way...

"Sylphie?"

"Hmm? What's wrong, teacher?"

"How have you been lately? You always seem unhappy. Are you still angry with Pacus?"

"Probably not, but to be honest, I don't know myself..."

"Then...can you tell me why you beat him up so badly back then? I know you're a good kid, so he must have done something really bad, right?"

"Hmm...because he did something really outrageous..."

Did he insult your hair?

"No...it's...worse than that..."

"..."

"Can you tell me why you're... unhappy...? We've already beaten you up, and we've left that place, but you still... haven't smiled in a long time..."

"I......"

"How am I supposed to know if you don't tell me?"

"At first, I thought I understood Parkus. I thought he was like me, being bullied because of his appearance."

I thought it was because he was short and fat that his brothers bullied him, which is why he was always so unreasonable and arrogant towards the servants.

I also know he is very smart and talented. If he can make good use of his abilities, he will definitely do a lot of good things... It's much more efficient than us adventurers running around from village to village.

But that was just wishful thinking on my part...

Most people in this world are stupid; they can only see what they want to see and believe what they believe.

They find it difficult to understand each other, and are unwilling to waste time trying to understand one another. But it is precisely because of this that people who can ignore external labels and see their true selves are so precious...

"So it's because... you understand him and even diligently teach him magic, but he doesn't understand you and always insults you, that's why you're angry?"

"While that's part of the reason, it's not the only one... I stopped caring about green hair and being called a boy a long time ago..."

Most people would be exposed as foolish if they saw my green hair, but it also makes it easier for those who aren't prejudiced by appearances to distinguish me...

It's actually easier to make friends with good people...

For example, Sarah, whom I met in Milpotts...

"Then...can you tell me what Parkus did?"

"It's because... I discovered that he... used his princely status to bully and oppress, trying to force himself on a maid. When the maid refused, he kidnapped her lover, intending to..."

"Oh, is that so...? That's really going too far..."

"It's not just that... I really don't understand what these nobles are thinking. They have such high status, yet they just use it to bully others. Shouldn't they take on more responsibility?"

"..."

"It was the same back in Milpotts. The situation was already bad, but those big shots did nothing. It should have been their responsibility, not our so-called adventurers'."

"..."

"If it were my eldest brother... although he always hates trouble, if he found out... he definitely wouldn't stand idly by..."

"..."

"I know my older brother isn't some kind of king, he's just... a very talented but immature kid... but I know he's already tried his best..."

But this real prince... this talented prince... who clearly had to shoulder more responsibility, only cared about those sordid things in his crotch, and still resorted to those despicable methods...

Mr. Paul is also...

Why is it always idiots who do stupid things...?

Why is it always the kind people who get hurt...?

"Oh, I see... I'm sorry..."

"This isn't your fault, teacher..."

"But I'm also his teacher. I shouldn't just teach him magic; perhaps I..."