Transmigrated into a villainous guide who picks up bargains, a useless person is transformed into a

Lu Weiliang pursed her lips and smiled secretly.

Sure enough, power and money are the real tonics for marriage, incredibly nourishing!

Xizelu is one of the most important figures in the empire, and as his wife, even if it's a fake, he shouldn't be stingy if she borrows his name to intimidate him.

The old sentry on the screen was visibly panicked after being startled by Lu Weiliang.

Although they were not part of the military, if Xizelu really wanted to take revenge on someone, it would be as simple as snapping his fingers.

Cold sweat instantly soaked through his clothes. Thinking about his harsh attitude just now, he couldn't help but tremble.

The sentry lowered his head and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, a smile plastered on his face: "Director Lu, please say a few kind words to me."

Lu Weiliang frowned slightly: "No problem, no problem."

Then, before the other person can say anything else, the video call is abruptly ended.

An unprecedented feeling of exhilaration suddenly surged up.

This old man immediately started cursing her for being vicious, mocking her for practicing her cooking skills on a garbage planet, saying she was wasting public resources, and that stealing videos was a serious crime, threatening to arrest her if she didn't prove it.

Fortunately, she scared him a bit, otherwise she would have been too angry to sleep tonight.

Lu Weiliang felt comfortable all over, but after the comfort, a chill crept into her heart.

Relying on others is ultimately unsustainable; even the strongest support can crumble.

We must upgrade as soon as possible!

Once she reaches S-rank, damn it, let's see who dares to utter a single fart at her.

She'll kill anyone who dares to do that.

Driven by her momentum, she resolutely opened Yan Mu's chat window and quickly typed a message.

[Do you have time the day after tomorrow? Please come for treatment.]

Seeing that the other party had not replied for a long time, Lu Weiliang clicked on his profile page. The online time below his profile picture still showed three days ago.

She didn't pay attention, switched to her own account, and checked how much attention people were paying to her live stream the next day.

As it turned out, I was shocked when I saw it.

These dog sentries are bound to cause trouble.

Not only did they put her on the same stage as others, they also selected a guest to supervise the event, supposedly to prevent Xizelu from secretly colluding with the security department to pull strings and influence netizens' judgment.

When Lu Weiliang saw the name on the list, she was stunned.

Shenyu Island.

How much must they hate her to be able to accurately pick out the person with whom they have a grudge from among all the people?

The original owner spread rumors that the person was a bald monk, which caused quite a stir in the empire. A messenger of God was actually bald? Who would still believe in God?

He almost single-handedly overthrew the empire's beliefs, which was even worse than offending Caesar.

Although she was confident in her cooking skills, she was also afraid of being retaliated against by Shenyu.

……

At this moment, on the 1008th floor of the Empire State Building.

"Sir, please don't meddle in online gossip. Those people are trying to get you to supervise Lu Weiliang's live stream. I know you dislike her, so I refused without hesitation. Please don't get upset over such a small matter. Taking care of your health is the most important thing."

As if leaning against the doorframe, holding a tray with two cups of premium nutritional supplements on it, Ru Feng smiled expectantly and said, "Sir, shall I go in now?"

"Get out!"

Shenyu slowly shed his priestly robes, revealing his emaciated body, like a statue stripped of its life force.

He slowly walked into the circular pool, letting the icy blue muscle fluid wash over his waist and chest.

After a long while, as if remembering something, he sighed softly and silently, "Don't refuse."

Upon hearing this, Ru Feng, who was outside the door, was so startled that he swayed and lost his balance. The tray in his hand crashed to the ground, and the nutrient solution bottle shattered into pieces.

He looked at Rushan in disbelief: "Brother, what do you mean?"

Rushan bent down and picked up the shards: "Don't ask, just do it."

……

After a restless night, Lu Weiliang went to work with dark circles under her eyes.

She was going to do a live stream at 3 PM, so her husband, Saya, went to the supermarket early to buy the groceries she needed.

Right now, I'm at home wearing an apron, carefully washing, picking, and chopping vegetables.

Lu Weiliang smiled, her eyes crinkling as she watched the handsome man bustling about in the 3D projection.

She was secretly delighted and kept humming to herself. This must be what it feels like to have a husband, kids, and a warm bed. Who would have thought that this little mute girl would look so energetic wearing a floral apron?

Time flies, and around noon, the network department sent someone to urge the broadcast.

To ensure fairness in the live stream, they specifically chose the kitchen of the 076 traffic control station as the location, while the boy who claimed his video was stolen was in a high-end restaurant, which was also under the supervision of the security department.

Annoyed by the constant urging, Lu Weiliang finished her lunch and, after directing the three sentries in the afternoon in a corner of the cafeteria, immediately began preparations.

Sha Ling assisted from the side, her face covered by a veil sewn by Lu Weiliang, completely concealing her beauty except for her eyes, making her look like a bride whose beauty had been sealed away.

The Ministry of Security sent six inspectors, who sat in a row like judges for a talent show.

Lu Weiliang raised her eyelids and locked her gaze on the blond man in the middle. His golden eyes were blazing, and he was flanked by bodyguards. With such a entourage, he was definitely a big shot.

She thought to herself that when the food was ready, she would let him taste it first, because he looked like a monkey that hadn't eaten for three months, so his appetite would definitely be good.

At this time, trending topics on Xinglang.com came one after another, all of them posts criticizing Lu Weiliang.

The sentries at the 076 diversion station skipped their shifts and meals, all lingering in the canteen and refusing to leave.

The evacuation building was packed with people, while the medical department was so empty it looked haunted; even people in wheelchairs came to join the fun.

Pa Baobao directly hired 300,000 online trolls to help Lu Weiliang clear her name.

Wearing a transparent headset, Mai Qingfeng received a nod from Pa Baobao and said casually, "Starting at 3 PM, posts with over 300,000 views will receive a red envelope."

Haina wasn't idle either. She led hundreds of thousands of her followers who disliked Lu Weiliang, guarding the screen and quietly waiting for the broadcast to begin.

It's three o'clock.

All equipment is now in standby mode.

The inspector stared at Lu Weiliang, who was still looking at the dishes, and gave her a friendly smile: "Director Lu, are you ready? Ready to begin."

Lu Weiliang twisted her neck: "Ready."

The lead prosecutor, acting like a stage manager, grabbed the walkie-talkie and whispered "Start." As soon as he finished speaking, all the lights in the room suddenly turned on, and blinding beams of light poured down, illuminating the previously dim live broadcast room.

The camera directly facing Lu Weiliang lit up with a green light.

At that moment, her legs went numb and her head spun.

But we absolutely cannot embarrass our family members who have always been generous and open-minded.

Lu Weiliang straightened her back, flashed her signature confident smile, and gracefully faced the camera: "Hello everyone, I'm Lu Weiliang. Today's three dishes and one dessert are—stir-fried chicken giblets, spicy preserved vegetable and tripe with shredded pork, sweet and sour rice crust potatoes, and a secret drink, cola."

The back-office staff immediately sprang into action, their fingers flying across the screen. Instantly, a menu popped up at the bottom of the screen, with details of the main dishes and side dishes neatly arranged.

Upon seeing those ingredients, netizens immediately went on high alert and couldn't wait to start criticizing in the public chat.