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The three groups of guests stood in front of their respective positions.

Staff members distribute cookies.

Shu Zi turned to face Gu Yan, and the two of them simultaneously took a bite of the thin biscuit.

She looked up at him, her gaze carrying a hint of provocation.

Gu Yan lowered his eyes, a slight smile playing on his lips, and then took the lead in moving forward.

The biscuit shrank inch by inch between their teeth.

Shu Zi's eyelashes trembled slightly. She could clearly see the light reflected in his eyes and her own shadow.

Gu Yan's movements were neither hurried nor slow, as if he was deliberately controlling the rhythm, maintaining perfect balance with her with each step forward.

[Ahhhhh, it's getting closer! It's getting closer!]

[Gu Yan, don't just look, say something! Oh wait, you're already doing it! Keep going!]

[Zizi's eyes are so bright, I can feel my heart racing even through the screen.]

[Cameraman, give me a close-up! I want to see the distance between their lips, accurate to the millimeter!]

[Family members watching this, I'm holding my breath, I'm even more nervous than when I'm playing it myself!]

The cookies are getting shorter and shorter.

Shu Zi's breathing tightened slightly; she could feel his breath brushing against her lips.

Gu Yan's gaze never left her eyes. When only a small piece of cookie remained, he suddenly paused.

Shu Zi was stunned for a moment, and before she could react, he had already turned his head slightly and taken the initiative to close the last bit of distance between them.

Their lips touched lightly.

A burst of screams and shouts erupted from the scene.

Shu Zi's ears instantly burned. She took a half step back and glanced down.

The two of them were completely clean, with not a trace left behind.

Gu Yan smiled slightly: "We won."

[Aaaaaaah! They kissed! They really kissed! It wasn't a camera trick! It was a real kiss! Insulin, where's the insulin?!]

[You won! You won! You won! Gu Yan, you know the rules! The rules say the shortest time wins, and you went straight for zero! Perfect play!]

[The cookie: I was wrong after all; they didn't even leave me a crumb]

I hereby declare the champion of this year's cookie-eating contest crowned; there's no need for further competition.

[The pressure from the other two groups is real, hahaha]

[Zizi's wide-eyed look is so cute! Look at those little ears, I can feel the warmth through the screen!]

Gu Yan: I didn't win the game, I won my wife's heart.

[Production team: We clearly designed this as a cookie-eating segment, how did it turn into a kissing segment? But I like it!]

The host had a mischievous grin on his face and exaggerated expressions:

"The first group demonstrated very well! They ate all the cookies cleanly, not wasting a single one."

"Okay, next up is the second group."

Jiang Yunyou and Su Yanhuan exchanged a glance.

Su Yanhuan grabbed a cookie and put it in her mouth, mumbling, "Come on, come on!"

Jiang Yunyou took a deep breath, lowered his head, and bit the other end.

The two advanced rapidly in an almost combat-like manner.

[Hahahaha, are these two here for a competition? It looks more like a fight to me! What did Cookie do wrong to deserve this kind of high-speed, high-octane action?!]

【Huanhuan, slow down! The biscuit is trembling, can you see? It doesn't want to die so hastily!】

[Jiang Yunyou, why are you closing your eyes? Open your eyes and look at her! (Exasperated version)]

This isn't eating cookies, it's a race walking event!

【Seriously, does one of you have to die, the cookie or the two of you? It's just an innocent cookie! Can't you at least give it some dignity?!】

The two were practically face-to-face, yet they kept charging forward. I laughed so hard I almost crowing. The scene looked just like two hamsters that hadn't eaten for three days fighting over a carrot.

Just when the cookie was about two fingernails long, Su Yanhuan suddenly couldn't help but laugh.

The cookie snapped in her mouth with a "crunch".

Jiang Yunyou was so confused by her that the cookie in his mouth broke off.

The two of them looked at it.

Su Yanhuan had the broken piece of cookie in her mouth, while Jiang Yunyou held the broken piece in his hand.

A large portion remains.

[This is hilarious! The first two groups kissed so much that they didn't leave a single one, but you two still have a huge gap left. Is this the difference in skill? Hahahaha]

[Second Group Results: Participation is Key]

Su Yanhuan paused for a second, then took the cookie out of her mouth, tossed it onto the tray, and put her hands on her hips:

"No, no! Let's try again! I only laughed because you were so ugly!"

Jiang Yunyou looked down at the cookie in his hand, then looked up at her, and paused for a moment:

"...So you have a pretty low threshold for laughter."

The host smiled and waved his hand:

"The second group's challenge is over. It seems you two still need to work on your teamwork. No worries, we'll save the opportunity for the next group!"

"Come on, last group, Ms. Shen and Ms. Han, please—"

Shen Yihuai and Han Jingxue stood facing each other.

Shen Yihuai lowered his head and bit one end of the cookie, while Han Jingxue bit the other end.

The two began advancing simultaneously, and the distance between them gradually decreased.

The first two groups were either incredibly sweet or hilarious; what will this group be like? (evil laugh)

[Shen Yihuai, stay calm! Don't follow President Gu's example and just kiss him! Although I'd love to see it too, at least go through the motions!]

[Their pace is so slow, are they deliberately prolonging the time? I get it, you two want to stare at each other a little longer!]

How come these two can find such a peaceful and serene feeling while eating cookies?

[As expected of my Sister Han, she's as steady as a rock and incredibly calm.]

[Hey upstairs, did Sister Han agree to your description of her?]

Shen Yihuai stopped when there was only a small piece of cookie left.

He looked at Han Jingxue, raised an eyebrow, and smiled.

Then, he leaned forward gently and kissed the corner of her lips.

Han Jingxue stared at him intently, without looking away.

When Shen Yihuai stepped back, there was still a little bit of cookie crumb on the corner of her mouth, and he raised his hand to wipe it away for her.

Screams and shouts erupted again at the scene.

[Ahhhhhh! Shen Yihuai, you're amazing! You kissed him right on the lips! You're so good at that!]

[Shen Yihuai, what are you laughing at! You're still laughing after kissing me! Do you think you're so handsome?! Yes, you are handsome!]

[Sisters in front, calm down, but you're right, he's incredibly handsome, so you can have Yeonjin, I want this one.]

[Zizi & Han Jie: So?]

[But seriously, Shen Yihuai's raised eyebrow smile was too much; it made my legs go weak.]

[Han Jie's eyelashes are so long, they're practically unbelievable up close]

[Three groups, three distinct styles; tonight's show was packed with entertaining moments! Director Liu, I allow you to come out and accept your award!]

[Production team: When we designed this segment, we really just wanted them to eat cookies (facepalm)]

[Biscuit: Thank you all, Groups Three, for each of you dying in your own way.]

The host was beaming with excitement:

"Okay, all three groups are finished."

"I hereby declare that tonight's champions are Teacher Gu and Teacher Shu, and Teacher Shen and Teacher Han. The remaining length of the cookie is zero, indisputable!"