The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.

Everyone: "???"

What's all that noise?

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a little girl dressed in sky blue clothes descending from the sky.

With a super-powerful, lightning-fast spin, the final kick landed heavily on the abdomen of the unconscious Pushe.

Pushe let out a "poof" sound, almost spitting out blood. He had only fainted before, but now he was completely unconscious.

With a large hand slumped, he became indifferent to worldly affairs.

Everyone stared in disbelief at the girl, who appeared to be about seven or eight years old.

She wore two cute buns, and her whole body exuded an eerie Buddhist aura. Her blue and white lotus dress was as clear and beautiful as glass, but the material was extremely soft.

Short, round eyebrows, with shards of glass at the corners of the eyes.

She was so lovely, with bright blue eyes as clear as a still lake, so pure you could see right through them.

At the same time, it gives people the feeling that they can see through everything in the world.

She crouched down and grabbed Pushee by the collar: "You big bad old man! Stop sleeping! Stop pretending! Get up now! Or I'll slap you!"

After saying that, she slapped Pushee across the face with incredible speed.

Snap snap snap snap snap snap snap!

The sound frequency was exceptionally fast.

In the blink of an eye, he slapped her more than a dozen times!

That's an amazing speed at which you slap your mouth! That's incredible!

Everyone was stunned.

"Golden Buddha Temple, where did this little girl come from?"

"Yes, and he immediately started saying that Master Pushe was a big bad guy."

Although Master Pushe was not as calm and collected as Puning, he was still a highly accomplished monk.

Not to mention how kind and benevolent he is.

but……

It's hardly fair to call him a "big bad guy".

Smelling the melon's fragrance, Chi Miao approached Puning and asked, "Abbot, Elder Puxie doesn't seem to have any illicit affairs, does he?"

Puning asked in confusion, "What do you mean by that?"

Chi Miao: "I'm wondering if Master Pu Xie might have secretly fathered an illegitimate daughter."

The monk's daughter, how wonderful!

Puning shook his head: "I've never heard of such a thing..."

And at that very moment.

Pushe, who had been unconscious, seemed to sense that someone was spreading rumors and quickly opened his eyes: "Rumors! You're talking nonsense! I, Pushe, could never be such a despicable person!"

Chi Miao: "..."

The little girl also looked pleasantly surprised.

"Wow! I couldn't wake her up even by fanning her, but you actually managed to revive her with anger, and it had to be my mother!"

These words were spoken.

The entire audience was shocked.

Everyone looked at Chi Miao with disbelief.

Chi Miao pointed at herself: "Me? Me again? Me? Mother?"

"Yes! Mother! You are my dearest mother!"

As she spoke, the girl grabbed Chi Miao's leg and rubbed against it affectionately.

How come she can be involved in everything?

What happened?

The others couldn't hold back any longer.

Yu Wuxin: "What's going on with Nine Swords Mountain! Chi Miao herself is still a child! Whose child is this? Ying Wuhuo? Jin Shengfei?!"

Jin Shengfei and Ying Wuhuo were also caught off guard and visibly panicked.

Chi Miao suddenly had this big, chubby girl, and upon closer inspection, she did indeed resemble the three of them.

It seems that the two of them are the most likely candidates.

But they didn't know that!

"No, the two of us? Me... the two of us? I don't know."

"There's no doubt about it. Could it be that we were all drunk when we ate at the Chi Miao banquet...?"

Ying Wuhu gritted his teeth: "How is that possible?"

Jin Shengfei: "But this kid really does look a lot like the three of us!"

Yu Wuxin was even more horrified: "Indeed, it looks just like all three of you! This...this...this! You...you three?! Is this the extinction of humanity or the collapse of morality?!"

Jingming's ears twitched.

This is explosive! This is such an ethically sensitive story!

He gave a wonderfully sly smile: "Three people have given birth to a son. Nine Swords Mountain is truly a place of outstanding people and auspicious signs. Perhaps it has a connection with Buddha. In short... I have some inspiration for naming him."

Only Rong Xuanji had a dark expression.

Her fingers trembled. She was truly exasperated by these lousy men; they were utterly idiots!

"Are your brains just for show? Chi Miao herself is only sixteen at most, how could she possibly give birth to an eight-year-old girl?"

"Besides, three people having a child—don't you find that absurd when you say it?"

Jin Shengfei pondered for a moment and said, "But if it's not absurd, then it doesn't seem like something Chi Miao would do."

Everyone present paused for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

The Mirror of Rebirth can fly straight into the sky; how absurd and unrealistic that would be!

Rong Xuanji: "...Are you really going to become a father so easily?"

For a moment, they were speechless.

The men of Nine Swords Mountain are like this; they're really likely to be cuckolded before Wenren Yi even gets a chance.

Chi Miao was filled with despair at being taken advantage of, and hearing these words only deepened her despair: "So there really is no one to speak up for me?! Even if I gave birth to a child this big, surely I, as her own mother, wouldn't know I had a child?!"

Is she some kind of goddess, Nuwa? She can create humans from just a few specks of mud?

Everyone suddenly realized, "What you said makes a lot of sense."

Chi Miao: "..."

There are indeed no normal people in the cultivation world.

She pressed one hand against her head and rubbed it.

"Destroy it all, I'm so tired."

She actually managed to become a mother unexpectedly.

At this moment, Master Puning silently opened his eyes, and his divine eyes discerned:

"This child is extraordinary."

Chi Miao glanced at him, utterly dejected: "Because she's not old enough to start working yet."

Master Puning: "?"

What is going to work?

I don't know, I don't understand.

He continued:

"This kid is inhuman!"

Chi Miao was stunned, and then looked down at the girl who was rubbing against him frantically.

Yes.

The girl had no body temperature.

It's very cold and icy.

Moreover, her skin was unnaturally white.

Rong Xuanji was the fairest girl she had ever seen, but even the fairest girl has some color in her skin, so she shouldn't look so deathly pale and stiff.

Plus.

This girl's appearance, except for her eyebrows, is practically a carbon copy of Jin Shengfei and Ying Wuhuo's.

She is one of the five most like her.

No wonder everyone would rather believe such an absurd result than believe that the child wasn't theirs.

Besides, this little girl also has a glow on her body.

They look like Chi Miao's family!

Chi Miao's face tightened, a sense of self-doubt washing over her: "Could it really be that the three of us were all drunk that night?! But the light around her was a Buddha's aura, could it be that your Jingming was there too? We were all drunk!"

Who knows, maybe that monk just loves eavesdropping and is really keen on gossiping.

"Were the four of us not born human?"

Jingming: "...Amitabha."

They've gotten themselves involved in this mess.

I don't know what to say.

Let me offer my simple blessings.

"wrong."

Chi Miao touched his chin and suddenly realized something.

She crouched down, standing parallel to the little girl.

She stared at the little girl until the girl revealed a cunning smile.

"It seems Mother has already guessed it."

"Yes, that's me—"