The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 84: Subject 3 - Cultivation Version
"Drug rehabilitation, drug dissipation, and drug transformation."
Upon hearing this answer, Rong Xuanji, who had been eagerly anticipating the answer, was completely stunned. Her big eyes widened in disbelief, and her face turned to the side.
"ha?"
Chi Miao: "Right? It's so simple you can't believe it, can you?"
Rong Xuanji: "No, what's the difference between what you said and not saying anything at all?"
This is a very common detoxification principle; where does this method come from?
Chi Miao: "The difference is that I can help you complete each step."
"If you don't believe me, get up at 3 AM tomorrow morning, and just do whatever I do."
"By the way, bear the pain today and don't soak in a poisonous medicinal bath, it might worsen the problem."
After saying that, Chi Miao turned and left.
Rong Xuanji was left alone on the spot, watching her retreating figure with a complicated expression.
……
When Chi Miao returned to her room, it had already been tidied up and was ready for her to check in.
She bought several books from the points mall.
One Hundred Solutions to Poisons.
"The Chemistry King of 2124"
The Gou Shi system was dumbfounded when it saw this.
"No, my dear sister, my own sister, are you cramming for this at the last minute?!"
"This is a matter of life and death, sister, don't try to fool people, that's unethical!"
Chi Miao said, "What's so surprising about that? It's just the Heavenly Poison Physique."
For the past two weeks, she has been spending her time in the library of Nine Swords Mountain, browsing books to improve her understanding of the cultivation world and her knowledge.
She is actually a very hardworking little girl.
The Gou Shi system actually saw all of this and kept it in mind.
It wasn't just because of Chi Miao's thirst for knowledge, but also because... her learning methods were incredibly cheeky.
If Jin Shengfei and the others were looking for her and she wasn't interested, she would say she wanted to sleep, euphemistically calling it "resting her energy."
In reality, she stayed in her room, secretly reading the documents and secret manuals she had borrowed from the library.
Or sometimes when they went to the library together, she would appear to fall asleep quickly, but in reality, she would close her eyes and secretly memorize the text after reading it once.
Chi Miao herself said, "I just don't want everyone to see that I'm talented and hardworking, and put too much pressure on them."
Gou Shi systematically criticized: "A despicable person."
You're the kind of person who pretends not to study during school days, secretly studies behind people's backs, and then creates the impression that you're a jerk who doesn't study but still gets good grades.
Chi Miao gladly accepted.
Yes, she just likes that feeling of showing off.
The Heavenly Poison Body was one of the many books she had read that contained records of it.
Although it didn't say exactly how to crack it.
but……
Whenever she encounters a difficult problem while reading, she likes to try to solve it.
She has figured it out, although it's currently only in theory, but it shouldn't have too many problems.
Poisons are just chemicals. Once you figure out which substances are involved, you can treat them accordingly and convert them.
Besides, this is the world of cultivation; what kind of miraculous pills and elixirs doesn't exist here? She can even refine pills herself.
Just now, she used her golden eyes to find out what Rong Xuanji's problem was.
Now we just need to study the problem and find the right solution.
The Gou Shi system watched this scene in silence for a very long time.
Finally, he said something.
"Amitabha."
I wish you success, and I wish everyone success, hahahahahahaha, damn.
……
The next morning.
Rong Xuanji barely slept a wink all night.
Firstly, although she remained skeptical, she endured the pain and did not take a medicinal bath, spending the entire night suffering from toxins.
Secondly, as soon as she closed her eyes, all she could think about was "what method Chi Miao could possibly have?"
I can't sleep, I just can't sleep!
Hearing a noise outside the door, she quickly went forward and pushed the door open.
It turned out that Chi Miao had already woken up and was sitting in the main room, adjusting something he had never seen before.
She pointed at the thing and asked, "What is this?"
Chi Miao: "Speaker."
Rong Xuanji: "???"
"I've never heard of such a thing. What's it used for?"
Chi Miao: "It's for sweating later."
Rong Xuanji: "?"
For sweating? What does that mean?
Before she could ask any more questions, Chi Miao got up, walked past her, and said, "Let's go."
Rong Xuanji was also confused, but she still followed along in a daze.
……
It was still dark outside.
The courtyard of Jingxin Hall, where Chi Miao and Rong Xuanji lived, was very spacious.
With a flick of her finger, Chi Miao cast a spell around the courtyard, a soundproofing array she had researched.
Then she instructed Rong Xuanji: "You, stand behind me and watch my movements."
Rong Xuanji was taken aback and gave a surprised "hmm".
Chi Miao took a deep breath and spoke.
"The first step, drug rehabilitation, is self-explanatory. From now on, you should stop taking those drug baths; they will only worsen your condition. I will prescribe a treatment for you later; just follow my prescription."
"What we need to do now is the second step: detoxification. How do we detoxify? Through metabolism!"
"Living organisms have their own detoxification function, and cultivators have this ability many times stronger than ordinary people. If you don't insist on taking a medicinal bath every day, the toxins will gradually dissipate in your daily metabolism."
"Now that too much has accumulated, it's difficult to completely eliminate it. You can only try to speed up your metabolism and expel as many toxins as possible. The best and healthiest way is to exercise and sweat."
"In response, I specifically researched a new exercise method that combines dance and cultivation. Apart from being slightly embarrassing, it has absolutely no drawbacks."
"This set of techniques is called 'Subject Three - Cultivation Version'!"
Rong Xuanji was stunned.
She recognizes each of these words individually, so why can't she understand them at all when they're put together?
What is metabolism? What is driving test part three?
Then, she saw Chi Miao press the horn switch.
Suddenly, a strange and outrageous sound appeared.
"A laugh echoes through the martial world, and all worldly cares are forgotten."
Rong Xuanji's vision went black: "This...this...this?!"
The music was unlike anything she had ever heard before. Even though she frequently visited the Qin School, which had the most complete collection of qin scores in the world, she had never heard it before.
It gives off a feeling of... social decay and moral collapse?!
Then, a scene appeared before her eyes that went completely black.
"Swords ignite grudges in the martial world, sleeves brush against the bright moon."
"The west wind blows, leaves fall, flowers wither, and I find it hard to sleep with swords at my pillow."
"You are but a passerby in this land, yet you always sigh with sorrow at parting, your temples frosted with white, a cup of strong liquor—"
With its undulating melody and rhythmic beat, Chi Miao suddenly started dancing!
Moreover, the dance moves are extremely bizarre, yet they are both smooth and precise!
Rong Xuanji came from the Hehuan Sect, so she was naturally skilled in dancing. Chi Miao's dance wasn't exactly clumsy, but it was both rustic and... kind of energetic.
She couldn't bear to look!
Absolutely no aesthetic appeal!!!
Rong Xuanji clenched her teeth, then secretly opened her eyes a crack and glanced sideways.
Take one more look.
Ughhhhh! This is so offensive!
And it was at this moment.
Chi Miao was thoroughly enjoying himself and shouted, "What are you standing there for? Let's jump together!"
"I won't jump!"
Even if she were poisoned to death, she would never jump from here! She would never dance like this!
He will be infamous for eternity!
Something happened that Rong Xuanji never expected.
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