The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 82: Miss, you didn't wipe your eye boogers clean.
Rong Xuanji stared at Chi Miao with her Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes.
Chi Miao remained unmoved.
Rong Xuanji was startled. Her Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes were useless? How could that be... Could it be that she was faking it?
But she didn't sense that her Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes were working on Chi Miao. This... there should be at least some effect, right?
She stared—
She stared—!
She stared intently!
Seeing that Rong Xuanji's face was almost pressed against Chi Miao's face, it still had no effect at all!
Chi Miao tilted her head, looking completely bewildered.
Rong Xuanji was overjoyed: "Just as I expected—"
Before she could even utter a word, Chi Miao crushed her thoughts in the next second.
Chi Miao raised his hand and wiped Rong Xuanji's eyes.
Gently stroke the inside of her eyes.
Rong Xuanji: "???"
Chi Miao: "Miss, you still have some eye boogers on your eyes."
As she spoke, she casually used her spiritual power to remove the small amount of powder.
Rong Xuanji froze, as if she had been subjected to a control spell: "..."
After a while.
"ah!!!"
Rong Xuanji let out a sharp cracking sound, quickly squatted down on the ground, took out a small mirror, and hurriedly looked left and right.
She used her Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes, but not only was it useless, it was also discovered that she hadn't wiped her eye boogers clean!
She...she has never been so humiliated in her entire life!
My girlish heart is broken...
Her face flushed, she gritted her teeth and pointed at Chi Miao: "Who...who told you to wipe it for me?!"
Even if she were calm and ruthless, she would find it extremely difficult to maintain her composure in this situation.
A blush crept onto her face, and her shame and indignation caused her to shed her cold facade, revealing a touch of coquettishness.
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Chi Miao blinked innocently: "Ah, you were staring at me the whole time, weren't you trying to get me to wipe it for you?"
Although she also felt it was rather presumptuous, there were too many crazy people in the cultivation world.
Does she think you also have some kind of mental illness?
Rong Xuanji: "..."
She was silent.
Her Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes were completely ineffective against Chi Miao? She's never failed before!
Chi Miao pressed on, "Then why were you staring at me like that? Was there something on my face? I made sure to look my best when I came here..."
Rong Xuanji was embarrassed and put her hands behind her back, revealing a hint of shyness.
She's usually very good at building relationships, but now she's genuinely panicked and sweating profusely.
Her eyes darted around, constantly looking away, while inside she screamed that she wanted to dig a hole and escape.
She can't just say directly that she was trying to control you with the Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes, can she?
Wouldn't that directly create enmity?
Making enemies is one thing... but the main problem is the embarrassment; her abilities had absolutely no effect the first time.
The thought of staring at someone for so long, getting closer and closer, and receiving no reaction at all, made her feel incredibly embarrassed.
What's the difference between this and casting a spell without any special effects? It's like defecating in public!
She could only grit her teeth and force a smile: "I was just stunned by how beautiful you are."
Do you believe it?
Please, believe me.
Chi Miao said shyly, "Thank you for the compliment."
God!
What a good person!
Heaven knows how grateful Rong Xuanji is to Chi Miao right now.
Regardless of whether Chi Miao had high emotional intelligence or low IQ, she felt that Chi Miao was incredibly kind to offer this way out.
That is, at this time.
Gou Shi System: "She's lying to you. She was just trying to use the Heavenly Fox Enchanting Eyes to seduce you and gather information about you."
Chi Miao: "I know."
Gou Shi System: "You know you still..."
Chi Miao: "I have high emotional intelligence."
Gou Shi System: "?"
"Are you possessed by a ghost? You didn't say that to other people before."
Chi Miao frankly replied, "That's because I have low moral character."
Gou Shi System: "..."
Row.
You're awesome, whatever makes you happy.
"I was looking through some information for a while and made a new discovery."
"However, in order to boost sales in our points mall, we'll still recommend a product to you."
Chi Miao: "?"
"Hey bro, you've gotten into sales?"
The Gou Shi system cried out, "Please, Your Honor, have mercy! Your spending gives me energy to unlock more features. We also need to boost our performance."
Chi Miao was silent for a moment, then said, "Granted."
The History System: "Thank you for your permission, Master Host!"
So he switched into sales mode.
A window popped up in front of Chi Miao's eyes.
[Golden Eyes: An identification technique that can initially detect key personal information; lifetime use after purchase.]
"How about these Golden Eyes? Once you buy them, you'll be able to see people more accurately than ever before! Matching your physique to others, overcoming cultivation difficulties—all will be a breeze!"
"Since you currently have a special mission to cultivate prodigies, wouldn't this Golden Eye be the icing on the cake?"
"Originally priced at one million, now it's a 90% discount to only one hundred thousand! Our system store also has a customer discount promotion: spend one hundred thousand and get ninety thousand off! That comes out to only ten thousand points! That's practically a 0.9% discount flash sale!"
"Great, you're really in luck! You happen to have 10,000 points in your pocket, why not take advantage of this windfall?!"
Chi Miao fell silent.
Discounts, spending-reductions... in the end, it just matched what she had in her wallet. Such a familiar trick.
Well, it's coming for her.
She said, "I've seen this trick before in my past life. If you scan it on Taobao, the real price is only about a third of what it used to be."
"Alright, I won't make things difficult for you. I'll just name a price: one thousand points, will you sell it?"
The Gou Shi system was immediately exposed: "This... one thousand points, this... this..."
You've cut the price even more ruthlessly than Pinduoduo!
Even with 60,000 users on Pinduoduo, they couldn't sell a single mobile phone.
You can cut down nine thousand with one stroke!
Are you even human?
Chi Miao: "Not saying anything? You like me?"
Gou Shi System: "...Sister, let me earn some money."
Chi Miao turned to Rong Xuanji, who looked completely bewildered: "Miss, now that our misunderstanding is cleared up, can I ask you something?"
Rong Xuanji was helped to sit down: "Huh??"
She'd been staring blankly with her eyes closed for so long, how come she suddenly became so friendly?
The Gou Shi system has figured it out.
You're using reverse psychology!
You think you can ask for those important details, right?
You think this will work on him? He's got backbone!
"Okay, deal in 1000 points!"
Where does backbone come from if you can't swallow your anger?!
Chi Miao: "OK".
Gou Shi System: "..."
"Your 1,000 points have been deducted."
"Your Golden Eyes are arriving soon."
This is the most emotionless sentence in the history of Gou Shi.
You could hear the silence in his voice and the eye roll in his eyes.
Following such a stingy host, his life has been completely ruined.
Unfortunately, he can't restart it.
Rong Xuanji became nervous and couldn't sit still.
She had offended Chi Miao first, and now that Chi Miao wanted to ask her about something, he helped her sit down but didn't say a word.
Is this... something you still want to pursue?
She bit her lower lip, looking somewhat aggrieved.
"You...you just need to ask me whatever it is."
She was about to scream and scream, she couldn't hold back anymore.
Chi Miao: "Huh? It's nothing. I was just bluffing to scare you."
"Were you scared? Then let me apologize."
Rong Xuanji: "???"
Is that even possible?!
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