The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.

(This is a brain storage space; guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.)

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"Bang bang bang—!"

"Fortune telling! Fortune telling! We'll answer every question, and it's guaranteed to be accurate!"

"I'll calculate your father's name, your mother's age, and the number of people in your family. Each calculation costs one low-grade spirit stone, and if I'm wrong, the second calculation is half price!"

On Nine Swords Mountain, Chi Miao wore a mask that covered the upper half of his face and was dressed in the gray short robe that was unique to outer disciples. He set up a mobile stall and beat gongs and drums. His shouts were really loud!

Today is the recruitment ceremony of Nine Swords Mountain. As the number one sword sect in the world and one of the top ten sects in the cultivation world, Nine Swords Mountain is definitely a top-tier sect, with people coming and going.

Chi Miao had planned to set up a stall here half a month ago. He deliberately knocked out a lone outer disciple of Nine Swords Mountain, stripped him of his clothes, and was waiting for today!

Malicious?

It's alright... She even saw that outer disciple jumping around and cursing today, cursing that some bastard had stripped him alive.

As for who this bastard was, she had no idea.

All she knew was that she had been in this world for ten years. Although she started as an orphan, apart from being reminded when she first arrived that she had a "system that would make her the strongest in history if she survived to the end of time," she didn't have any cheat codes.

Because the name was too long, Chi Miao had to affectionately call it the "Gou Shi System".

The first unlocking task in this history system is incredibly difficult.

[Task: Introduction to Survival Techniques]

[Mission Introduction: In this world, deception is the ultimate deceit; one can deceive heaven and earth, abandon personal integrity, and indulge in a life of immorality.]

[Mission Objective: Successfully commit fraud 100 times without being discovered by the victims for one hour.]

[Task Progress: 99/100]

[Task Reward: Unlock the system and receive a New Player Gift Pack x1]

ten years!

Do you know how desperate she, a useless orphan, felt in this world full of immortals?!

Now that there's only one more time to unlock the system, she has no choice but to temporarily set aside her conscience.

Once she unlocks the system, she will definitely turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, washing away the sins she has committed over the years.

At this point, some people laughed.

"You're quite an interesting person. You set up a fortune-telling stall, but the things you tell are a complete mess, and you charge a low-grade spirit stone for each reading. Do you think people are mentally challenged?!"

Chi Miao was just waiting for someone to ask a question, and her lines came right off the bat: "That's not right. Look at what I'm wearing! It's the robe of an outer disciple of Nine Swords Mountain. If I didn't have some kind of magic, how could I wear this robe, let alone set up a stall here!"

For a moment, there was complete silence. Everyone looked at Chi Miao with suspicion, scrutinizing her from head to toe.

Although the girl was wearing a mask, her voice was clear and crisp.

Most importantly, her eyes were extremely sincere, and her face was innocent and pure; she looked like a good girl.

"this……"

The group looked at each other, exchanged glances, and then began to discuss the matter.

"That's true. She must be a disciple of Nine Swords Mountain. If she weren't capable, why would she be setting up a stall here?"

"If you ask me, this might just be part of the Nine Swords Mountain trial, designed to test our intelligence!"

"That makes sense... but since it's a test of intelligence, should we go up and ask?"

Chi Miao didn't say anything, just watched these people and smiled.

At that moment, a voice rang out from the crowd: "Isn't it obvious whether to ask or not?"

The crowd went to investigate upon hearing the voice. The speaker was dressed in gold robes, had a handsome appearance, and his entire body was adorned with golden magical artifacts that shone brightly, exuding extreme luxury.

Chi Miao's eyes lit up immediately.

Based on her many years of experience in swindling, she was 100% certain and certain.

A big client has arrived!

Chi Miao feigned mystery, a half-smile playing on her lips: "Oh? How is it so obvious?"

The major client said, "Your explanation is so idiotic that no normal person would believe it, and Nine Swords Mountain would definitely think so too. So I'll do the opposite. You... must have some secret!"

Chi Miao: "Really?"

"Of course, I, Jin Shengfei, have been in this cultivation world for many years and am already used to it. I would never make a mistake!"

Chi Miao was more excited than the people around her when she heard the name.

Jin Shengfei!

Born into the wealthy Jin family, he was already at the late stage of Qi Refining at the young age of eighteen, and had already gained some fame in the cultivation world. People were speculating which sect he would join at this year's recruitment ceremony.

They actually came to Nine Swords Mountain.

Great, great, you're a really big customer!

Chi Miao was incredibly excited, but she still wanted to play hard to get.

But before she could even open her mouth to speak, the other party interrupted her spellcasting.

With a flick of his sleeve, Jin Shengfei revealed a crystal, containing extremely pure power, on the stall's table.

"A top-grade spirit stone? I'd like to see what's so special about you!"

"Top-grade spirit stones! Jin Shengfei truly lives up to his reputation as the young master of the Jin family; what a generous gesture!"

You should know that a single high-grade spirit stone can buy a large mansion in the mortal realm, making it more precious than hundreds of low-grade spirit stones.

Even Chi Miao, who had been swindling for years, almost couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, King! You're such a scoundrel!"

She suppressed her excitement and slowly put the high-grade spirit stone into her pocket.

"Since Young Master Jin trusts me so much, shall I begin?"

"Come!"

"Give me your hand."

Chi Miao pressed down on Jin Shengfei's hand, held his breath for a moment, and shouted, "Your father's surname is Jin! Is that accurate?"

Jin Shengfei: "Approved!"

Everyone: "Huh?"

Before anyone else could react, Chi Miao added, "Your mother is a woman! Is that accurate?!"

Jin Shengfei: "Approved!"

Chi Miao: "You are now in the late stage of Qi Refining, only half a step away from Foundation Establishment."

Jin Shengfei: "You knew that?"

Chi Miao was also surprised. Dude... are you really going to praise me like this?

If she didn't know the truth herself, she would have thought you were an actor she had hired.

Thankfully, she wasn't the one who invited them.

That acting was so bad!

Before Chi Miao could continue, Jin Shengfei got excited and asked several questions in a row.

After Chi Miao's vague, deliberately profound, and emotionally intelligent speech, he completely won over Jin Shengfei.

Jin Shengfei: "You're a true diviner! You really are!"

He excitedly grabbed Chi Miao's hand, but Chi Miao smiled and pushed him away: "My test is over. Trust me, you will definitely be able to enter Nine Swords Mountain and become a disciple of Nine Swords Mountain today."

Jin Shengfei's eyes burned with passion, and he burst into laughter.

He knew it; he was clever and quick-witted, and he saw through it at a glance—this was the trial of Nine Swords Mountain.

He wanted to say something more, but Chi Miao threw a smoke bomb down in front of him. After everyone coughed, the smoke dissipated, and the girl was nowhere to be seen.

"This..." the passerby said in surprise, "They just left like that? It feels like..."

Before he could even utter the word "fraud," Jin Shengfei burst into laughter.

"Excellent! Appearing and disappearing without a trace, as expected of a disciple of Nine Swords Mountain, impressive! Truly impressive!"

Everyone: "..."

After thinking about it, I decided not to say anything.

Young Master Jin seemed to believe it very much.

Just as everyone was feeling speechless, a sword light suddenly burst forth from the sky.

Boom—!

One sword can cleave the heavens!

Where the clouds dispersed, several golden rays descended, auspicious clouds rose, and several ethereal immortals stood atop the clouds.

"Nine Swords Mountain, open the mountain!"

"First round of testing: verifying spiritual roots!"

—Author's Note—

They've gone mad, they've gone mad with studying.

Write a book that is abstract, funny, nonsensical, devoid of moral values, and illogical.

The female lead is of low character and attacks indiscriminately.

The writing reflects the mind; the whole thing is just a bunch of lunatics.

P.S.: The whole book is packed with references and memes; you can find a bit of the plot in the numerous references.

Important note: I've already said beforehand that you can't criticize me or give me low stars because of this!!!