Seeing that Su Ming was going out to find food late at night instead of staying in a safe room to sleep,

It's not just the higher-ups in China who can't understand it;

Even the Chinese audience, who had been eagerly anticipating the event, were somewhat bewildered.

Brother, you're in a great position right now, don't get cocky!

We're so scared by what you're doing!

Compared to the anxiety of the Chinese audience, audiences from other countries were mostly gloating.

.....

As Su Ming stepped out of the room, he looked around and saw only darkness and silence, without a single ray of light, just like a scene from a horror movie.

However, he didn't seem to care at all, and instead of turning on the lights, he walked straight towards the kitchen, intending to find something to eat there.

I don't know if the electrical circuit in my house is faulty or damaged, but the lights flicker strangely after I turn them on. It's better not to turn them on at all.

Although it was pitch black all around, it was nothing to Su Ming.

After the shackles on the body were broken,

He discovered that his vision had undergone a new evolution, and he now possessed some night vision capabilities.

He could easily see through everything around him even with the slightest glimmer of light.

His perception ability is also much stronger than before, allowing him to detect abnormalities one step ahead.

The enhancements provided by the jet-black serrated dagger were never simply about strength, but rather a comprehensive improvement in physical attributes.

At this moment, his physical condition was already somewhat extraordinary.

However, as he passed through the living room, Su Ming faintly heard a rustling sound, which was extremely strange in the quiet night.

The sound was coming from the toilet not far away.

Of the ten rules, one happens to be about toilets.

Rule Nine: Always turn on the light before using the restroom, and make sure there is no one inside before going in.

.......

As Su Ming walked out of the room, the audience in China held their breath and began to pray for him.

"May the Heavenly Venerable One and the Three Pure Ones above protect Brother Su and ensure his safe and sound life!"

"Amitabha, Buddha, please bless Mom so she can go back to her room and sleep early. She shouldn't be wandering around the kitchen so late at night. Su Ming will find something to eat and then leave!"

"Gods and Buddhas, please bless our people! Don't let the Dragon Kingdom suffer another defeat. If we lose again, we truly cannot bear it!"

"Wait, did you guys hear that sound? It sounds like it's coming from the bathroom. It's the middle of the night, could someone be using the toilet in there?"

"Oh my god, could Mom be in there? I think there's a rule about the toilets?"

"Wait, damn it! Su-ge, don't go over there! You're so young, don't be so curious! Someone could die at any moment!"

"....."

Seeing that Su Ming had actually stopped heading towards the kitchen and instead looked like a "curious child," he walked towards the bathroom.

The Chinese viewers watching the live stream felt their hearts pounding wildly.

If it were any of the previous chosen ones, they would have been condemned to death by now, but Su Ming's treatment is clearly different.

As the first chosen one to possess the ability to slay mythical creatures,

At this moment, he was enveloped in a mysterious aura.

Even though his methods were somewhat eccentric, people were still willing to treat him with tolerance.

......

Su Ming quickly stopped outside the toilet, staring intently at the half-closed toilet door and the strange noises coming from inside.

The sound was somewhat like the gasping for breath caused by constipation, and also seemed like a faint wail.

As he listened, Su Ming's expression became somewhat strange. The voice gave him a strange feeling that was both familiar and lewd.

He pushed open the slightly ajar toilet door and immediately saw a large shadowy figure trembling slightly on the toilet seat, as if it were experiencing some kind of painful ordeal.

A pair of eerie green eyes gleamed in the darkness, exuding a sense of horror.

At this moment, those eerie green eyes were clearly not expecting anyone to push open the toilet door, and they instantly met Su Ming's gaze.

Su Ming's already strange expression became even more bizarre at this moment.

A large yellow dog, about half the height of a person, was sitting on the toilet like a human, making whimpering noises. It was holding a yellow magazine with big waves between its paws, its body trembling slightly, and its face had a lewd and cheeky expression, completely letting loose.

Clearly, it is addressing some normal excretory needs.

However, when the toilet door opened and the man and the dog looked at each other, the atmosphere instantly became awkward.

Yes!

Su Ming could clearly see the fierce, shocked, panicked, embarrassed, and rapidly changing emotions on the face of the big yellow dog in front of him who was reading a magazine while using the toilet.

The speed and brilliance of that smug dog face's transformation were enough to make many masters of face-changing feel ashamed of themselves.

Goodness, what dog would read a color magazine while using the toilet, looking all lewd?

If it weren't for the fact that he was wearing a dog skin, Su Ming would have almost mistaken him for a human being.

"Go on, pretend I was never here."

The toilet door, which had been opened, was closed again, leaving the bewildered big yellow dog with a magazine tucked inside, hesitating whether to continue with its work.

.....

"Haha, this is the first time I've ever seen such a funny dog! Its expression changes so fast, it's hilarious!"

"Good heavens, it actually went to the toilet by itself late at night, with a magazine in its hand and a long gun raised. Is this really a dog? I think it's not much different from a human. And the smug look it had just made was hilarious."

"You guys didn't see it! When Gouzi saw Su Ming, he looked so lost, like he'd done something wrong. He instantly became incredibly cowardly, without even considering that he was the victim. Hahahaha."

"I instantly became a fan of this dog. I already liked its willingness to stand up for its owner and stand up for its mom, and now I've seen its cheeky side. It's so cute. I wish I had a dog like this in the real world that understands human nature."

"Hey upstairs, I have a single guy over twenty who's really smart and even reads the newspaper in the bathroom. Want to...?"

The Chinese audience, who were initially worried that Su Ming would get into trouble, couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene. They were clearly amused by the big yellow dog in the toilet.

In contrast, viewers from other countries were somewhat disappointed by the outcome, as Su Ming had managed to escape unscathed.

If one of the middle-aged couple was in the restroom,

Su Ming's current situation is likely not good...

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