Zhou: Quality inspector, you'll clear the map in five minutes!
Chapter 35 My face hurts a little
[God! A new god has been born in the Delta! The Hot God!!]
[Where is the tug-of-war?! Where is the game of strategy?! Isn't this just a pure one-sided crushing defeat?!?]
[BoBo: I was terrified! It leaked in a second!]
[I didn't see any skillful maneuvering or strategic battles between experts; I only saw Spicy God kick three AI opponents away with one kick!!]
[I'm not kidding! How am I supposed to learn this technique?!]
[Forget about learning! Just enjoy watching!]
[Support! I really enjoyed watching that brutal one-versus-three victory!!!]
Haji Yao, Bai Lan, and ZYY looked at each other in bewilderment.
He was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a long time.
"He kicked him... he flew through the air?"
"The battle was over in just four seconds! That's incredible!!"
Haji Yao was the first to break the silence.
Her eyes shone with disbelief.
Although he knew all along that Popovich would eventually lose.
But no one expected the battle to end so quickly.
The moment the two met, Bobo was kicked away without any chance to fight back!
"These details are absolutely amazing..."
Zyy understood Gu Tian's thoughts during the game and couldn't help but gasp.
"After avoiding the line of fire, immediately turn around and fire a pre-emptive shot."
"They grabbed Popovich, trying to catch him with his back to the goal, at the perfect timing!!!"
Bai Lan was equally amazed by this detail, praising it enthusiastically: "Yes! It's so detailed!"
"This batch of chili peppers is so fine!!"
"Plus his completely unreasonable reflexes and accuracy, taking down three opponents is as easy as drinking water for him!"
However, Haji Yao forgot to turn off the microphone.
This resulted in these words reaching Gu Tian's ears in their entirety.
He couldn't sit still any longer.
He quickly retorted with a serious expression, "What nonsense! Don't talk nonsense! I'll sue you for defamation!"
"I'm definitely not a delicate person! I'll show you if you don't believe me!"
"Give it back to us, you're so kind!"
Bai Lan asked with a smile.
zyy jokingly added, "I've added you as a friend, spicy food. I'm zyy."
"Let me check, I need to see if it's coarse or fine."
Gu Tian patted his chest and assured him, "Don't worry! It's guaranteed!"
Haji Yao: "???"
"Hey! This is a live stream, please be civilized!!"
Haji Yao panicked instantly upon hearing the topic of "gods and demons".
He quickly interrupted the conversation.
"Oh oh! Damn, I almost forgot!"
Gu Tianhou belatedly realized what was happening and quickly nodded.
Be careful when live streaming; you must use polite language.
Otherwise, they'd kill them all in one go!
"Hahaha."
Bai Lan and ZYY couldn't help but burst into laughter upon seeing this.
Haji Yao quickly turned off the microphone.
He turned and glared at them fiercely, "I already got a warning pop-up in the live stream!"
"What are you two up to! You've got nothing better to do right now, haven't you?"
"Alright, I'll give you a task: go outside and see how Bobo is reacting."
"OK, OK!"
ZYY and Bai Lan agreed extremely readily.
After all, they were both extremely curious at this point.
What was Bobo's reaction after being kicked away at the speed of light?
And you can also make a good laugh at Bobo!
They said they'd take down Gu Tian in three rounds.
Now look what happened! Forget three rounds, he didn't even last three seconds!
And so, the two of them rushed to Bobo's private "office".
As soon as I pushed the door open, I saw Bobo slumped in his gaming chair, looking completely bewildered.
In the center of the screen were four strikingly large, blood-red characters.
Evacuation failed!
Completely ignoring the boss's question, "Do you want to play again?" coming through the earpiece.
Bobo was completely disoriented at that moment.
It's as if it wasn't just the characters in the game who were lulled to sleep by the M14.
And there's him in real life.
Bai Lan and ZYY exchanged a glance, then forced a laugh and stepped forward to offer feigned comfort.
"How's it going, Bobo? You're not dead, are you?"
"Cheer up, bro. Losing is normal. Even Brother Tree got solo-killed by Spicy, so it's normal for you to get solo-killed too, right?"
Honestly, those two sentences are like adding fuel to the fire, killing someone and destroying their spirit.
Bobo silently took off his headphones.
He moved his gaming chair around with his buttocks and turned around to look at Bai Lan and ZYY.
Immediately afterwards, as if in a performance, he suddenly clutched his heart with a pained expression.
Then he posed the existential question: "Brothers, am I really that bad?"
"Why...why was I kicked away just two seconds after we met!?"
"I understand!"
Zyy put his hand on Bobo's left shoulder and said seriously, "Brother knows you went easy on me."
"You don't want the newbies to lose and look bad, right!"
Bai Lan followed suit.
Take a deep breath to completely suppress your laughter.
Then he reached out and placed his hand on Bobo's right shoulder, and began his divine finishing blow.
"You said you'd take down the spicy one in three rounds."
"You actually did it! You were sent back to the Special Operations Unit in three seconds!"
"Three rounds, three seconds, it's all three!!"
Bobo felt his heart ache even more after hearing this.
Just kidding, it's not just my heart that hurts, my face hurts a little too!
Bobo stared in disbelief at his two good brothers who were relentlessly mocking him.
"Are you two... even human?"
At this point, Bai Lan and ZYY could no longer hold back.
The two of them laughed so hard that tears almost streamed down their faces.
"I can't take it anymore, bro, you're in such a terrible state!"
"Zyy said while wiping away her tears."
Bai Lan managed to suppress her laughter.
He patted Bobo's shoulder repeatedly.
Randomly and earnestly advised, "Listen to my advice, brother."
"Practice your aim properly, and stop playing other games; they really ruin your game!"
"Okay, okay!"
Bobo was completely convinced at this moment.
At the same time, I finally understood why Hajiyao thought so highly of Lazi.
He is truly a genius, one in a million!
And it's seriously powerful! Unbelievably powerful, absolutely outrageous!!
Watching Bai Lan and ZYY leave, Bobo seemed to have come to a realization.
He shook his head and sighed with a smile.
"Sigh, as expected, the world has no shortage of geniuses!"
He then sent a message to Hajiyao.
"Sister Yao, I know I was wrong. I promise I'll practice my shooting diligently from now on and never slack off again!"
"I'm deleting the games right now! Except for Delta Force, I'm not leaving any of the others!!"
However, the message had just been sent.
Bobo hadn't even had a chance to catch his breath yet.
His phone screen suddenly lit up, showing a message from his boss.
Boss: "What do you mean! You've already taken our order and you're still trying to disappear!"
"What? Is the little glutton complaining about wanting to eat it?!"
Upon seeing this, Bobo's expression immediately changed, and he quickly put on his headphones and turned on the microphone.
"Brother! Brother, I'm back! Please let me explain..."
Boss: "Stop talking nonsense! Just open it. If you blow it up again, I'm really going to complain!"
"Got it, bro! This round will definitely clear the map!"
Bobo hurriedly clicked the one-click equipment selection button.
The next game started quickly.
Teammate Xiao Jiu then asked in confusion, "Bo Shen, did you report that cheater?"
"Ahem, let's not discuss what happened last time, but..."
Bobo's voice grew softer and softer, carrying a sense of helplessness.
"That Wei Long over there isn't cheating; he's also a military general from our Tangzhou..."
Boss, Xiao Jiu: "??????"
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