Gu Tian's supernatural language stunned Jiang Xiaoke on the spot.

The more she thought about it, the more uneasy she felt. Her brow furrowed slightly, and she asked in confusion, "No? What do you mean?"

"What do you mean by getting off the boss? Don't be ridiculous, this isn't funny at all."

"Then you'd better hurry up and pick up the gun!"

"This M14 costs over a million! It's so expensive, it's such a waste to leave it here!"

Ignoring the boss's urging, Gu Tian swallowed and continued to press, "You're quite smart!"

"But I'm not stupid! Don't try to change the subject!"

"I'm telling you to answer me honestly! Where's my uncle-like boss?"

"Tell me right now! Where did you hide my board?!"

At this moment, Gu Tian's mind was filled with the single-core... no, half-core processor belonging to the military generals.

Due to its frantic loading and operation, it was on the verge of smoking and exploding, and was said to be on the verge of collapse.

"Uncle...Boss?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

Jiang Xiaoke blinked blankly, then seemed to realize something the next second.

She suddenly raised her small, white hand and covered her mouth in surprise: "Could it be that you really heard me!?"

"Oh, that's strange, that's really strange."

"Wasn't I using a voice changer? What's going on?!"

In her haste, Xiao Ke immediately switched screens to check the background processes.

With just one glance, she noticed that the voice changer had a bug and crashed automatically.

Xiao Ke was speechless for a moment, then slapped her forehead, looking like she was about to cry.

"Ugh, what kind of voice changer is this? Are you deliberately messing with my game?"

"Voice changer..."

On the other side, Gu Tian was certain that he had heard those three words.

At this moment, even he, a military general, gained wisdom.

In layman's terms: He's become intelligent!

It turns out that the deep, masculine voice he heard before was all a disguise, a voice changer.

Gu Tian's boss this time wasn't a man, but a genuine beauty!

She's a top-tier, incredibly wealthy, and beautiful female boss with a lovely voice!

After figuring this out, the shock in Gu Tian's eyes gradually faded.

The next second, an extremely bright smile instantly spread across his entire face.

After wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, he immediately and enthusiastically reintroduced himself:

"Hello, Banban!!!"

"I'm Spicy, the top thug in Tangzhou!"

"You can just call me Spicy, I'm so happy and honored to have met you!!"

"Okay, okay, Little Spicy."

Seeing that her disguise had been completely exposed, Jiang Xiaoke decided to lay her cards on the table and was no longer willing to pretend.

Her tone of voice carried a touch of playfulness and cuteness.

"It seems you've discovered my secret, which is my true identity."

"That's right! I admit, I was using a voice changer the whole time, pretending to be an old man to tease you."

"Now that you know, let me ask you a question."

"Are you angry because I teased you like this?"

"Angry? How could I be!"

Gu Tian couldn't help but laugh upon hearing this, then shook his head frantically.

His head was shaking like a rattle drum, and it was moving incredibly fast.

"As a thug, how could I possibly be angry with Banban?"

"I love Banban no matter what she looks like or what she sounds like!"

"My answer can be summed up in four words: I absolutely love it!!"

"You're lying! And 'I love it'—those are three words!"

Jiang Xiaoke sighed helplessly.

Lack of education is truly terrifying!

Gu Tian, ​​this military general, is hopeless!

After muttering a few simple complaints to herself, Xiao Ke pouted her pink lips.

She angrily exposed the truth behind it all: "What were you like when you first heard that deep, masculine voice?"

"Look at it now! The changes are too drastic, too obvious!"

"Huh! Is it that obvious!?" Gu Tianren was taken aback.

He even thought his disguise was flawless and superb!

"Hehe, my board."

"Don't worry about those details, they're not important."

Gu Tian gave an awkward laugh and quickly changed the subject.

"Oh right, you're in the buoyancy pit now, right? I've come to get my gun!"

But he was running on his way when suddenly...

A dazzling array of full-screen gift effects appeared in the live stream!

[Bunny Gummy Candy is giving away 3 Carnival Gifts!!!]

This barrage of luxurious gifts left Gu Tian speechless.

He instantly raised his voice and shouted excitedly:

"Wow! Thank you so much, Rabbit Gummy Candy, for bringing us this carnival!!"

May Gummy Bear live forever! May she always be beautiful!!!

Just after sending his blessings, Gu Tian suddenly remembered something.

He immediately looked down and fixed his gaze on the ID in the lower left corner of the game.

"I'm so excited! Could it be you who sent me those gifts?"

"Identical IDs! Both are called 'Rabbit Gummy Candy'!!"

"Yes, it's me, one of my alternate accounts."

Jiang Xiaoke nodded gently, her tone extremely tender.

"Since I deliberately teased you for so long, consider these three Chinese cigarettes as an apology and compensation."

"I don't like owing people anything, so just accept it."

"Besides, I was going to give it to you anyway, it just happened a little earlier because of a bug with the voice changer."

Gu Tian was taken aback for a moment, then clasped his hands together, stood up, bowed, and said, "Thank you so much, Banban!"

"May you live forever, Banban..."

"Hey, stop, stop!"

Before Gu Tian could finish speaking, Xiao Ke quickly turned on her microphone to interrupt and offer her blessings.

"You should leave your undead speech to the other characters."

"That's terrifying! I don't want to live forever. Being old is worse than being dead!"

Gu Tian chuckled sheepishly, "There's nothing to be afraid of."

"Then it said, 'May Banban stay young and beautiful forever!'"

"You're getting better and better at talking."

Jiang Xiaoke was successfully amused, and then got back to the main topic, "Okay, stop fooling around."

"Come over here and pick up the gun, then pull the plug and evacuate."

"I'll bring my best friend over to play together later."

"I hope you can perform as well as you did in the next game."

"If you could take us out for a good meal, there would be tons of chicken drumsticks, no skimping on anything!"

"Wow, what else is there to say, Banban!"

Gu Tian triggered the keyword again.

I instantly felt energized and full of enthusiasm.

"Next, I'm going to unleash my killing spree mode and make sure both of you eat your fill of food!!"

"I hope so," Jiang Xiaoke nodded gently.

She certainly trusted Gu Tian completely.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have made that promise to her best friend.

"By the way, board."

Gu Tian scratched his head and said in a low voice, "There's something else I want to know."

"What is it? Ask away."

"Is your best friend pretty? Is she rich?"

"You! Get out of here and pull the plug after you've taken the gun!!!"

Jiang Xiaoke glared at her and scolded her, furious.

"Hehe, I'm off!"

Gu Tian grinned and dared not ask any more questions, then quickly ran to pull the switch.

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