LeBron James running away? He's going all in on Curry.

At this moment, the minds of all 18,000 fans in the stadium, the Hollywood moguls on the sidelines, and even the referees on the field all went into a state of complete mental blank.

James lay sprawled on the floor, his eyes rolled back, completely unconscious.

DeMarcus Cousins's fully enraged rising dragon punch triggered the body's "power outage" protection mechanism!

"Oh my God!!!"

A full three seconds passed before Clippers head coach Doc Rivers let out a pig-like scream and scrambled onto the court!

"Doctor! Call a doctor! Stretcher! Stretcher!!!"

The entire stadium descended into unprecedented chaos and panic! The Clippers' team doctor, carrying a first-aid kit, sprinted to James' side.

Pulling open eyelids, pinching the philtrum, and measuring carotid pulse.

The team medic looked up at the scorer's table and frantically made "first aid" gestures: "He's completely unconscious! Concussion! Lay him flat and stabilize his cervical spine!"

Two minutes later, amidst horrified stares, a white ambulance stretcher was wheeled onto the field.

Just half an hour ago, the league's number one player was preparing to show off his "leading man" demeanor in front of Hollywood big shots. Now, he was carefully lifted onto a stretcher by several medical staff and headed straight to a local hospital in Los Angeles.

And in the center of the field.

Cousins, who had caused such a huge disaster, seemed to have calmed down from his rage as he watched James being carried away.

He looked at his right hand, which was still trembling slightly, and a look of confusion flashed in his eyes.

"Beep beep beep—!!!"

The referee, his face dark and trembling, blew his whistle and made a stern ruling gesture with both hands in the air.

DeMarcus Cousins, Flagrant Foul 2! Immediate ejection!

This time, Cousins ​​didn't complain. He ripped off his jersey and walked out of the court with his head held high, surrounded by security personnel who looked like they were facing a formidable enemy.

This highly anticipated battle came to an end in a way that no one could have predicted.

The Clippers, having lost LeBron James and DeMarcus Cousins, are demoralized.

Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving were probably still reeling from the shock of the boxing match, and they seemed to be sleepwalking in the following game. The Cavaliers took advantage of this and launched an offensive frenzy, turning the game into garbage time early on.

In the end, the Cavaliers easily took the victory 118-92. But at this moment, no one cared about the outcome of the game anymore.

The Los Angeles Clippers self-destructed on the wooden floor of Staples Center in front of the whole world!

……

The next morning, the entire world of sports and entertainment was struck by an unprecedented earthquake!

The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, ESPN, TNT—all the media outlets' front pages were dominated by that astonishing Rising Dragon Fist from Mount Lu last night!

[Woj Breaks the News: The League Issues a Historic Fine! DeMarcus Cousins ​​has been given the maximum penalty of a 40-game unpaid suspension for violently assaulting a teammate on the court, causing extremely negative social impact! This essentially ends his season prematurely!]

Following this, diagnostic reports from local hospitals in Los Angeles were also released.

[LeBron James suffers severe concussion! Facial soft tissue contusions and a minor fracture of the jaw! The league's concussion protocol has been triggered, and he will need to be sidelined for at least 7 to 10 days before he can return to play!]

40-game suspension! Star player sidelined due to concussion!

This "Galactic Battleship," built by Steve Ballmer at a cost of countless dollars, not only got crushed by the Cavaliers in terms of wins, but also became a laughing stock in the entire league due to the power struggle in the locker room!

Meanwhile, in Cleveland, inside the luxurious owner's office at the Cavaliers' headquarters.

Su Yang was comfortably leaning back on the leather sofa, holding a coffee in his left hand and his phone in his right, his smile even brighter than if he had won the championship.

"Even Hollywood's top screenwriters couldn't write a script like this!"

Su Yang shook his head, unable to contain his amusement.

He had long guessed that something bad was bound to happen when James and Cousins ​​got together, but he never expected that Cousins ​​would actually dare to deliver a powerful punch that shut down the "Kings" on the spot, right in front of the nationally televised cameras!

Now that the show has ended, how could Su Yang possibly let go of this opportunity to kick a man when he's down?

He immediately opened his Twitter account with millions of followers, and his fingers flew across the screen as he posted three incredibly sarcastic tweets!

Article :

[I had a fantastic night in the VIP box at Staples Center last night. Thanks to Mr. Steve Ballmer, it was absolutely the best UFC heavyweight boxing front-row experience I've ever had. Five stars, highly recommended.]

Article :

[It turns out that human muscle memory has its limits. When throwing a punch at air, you can smoothly fall, roll, and peek at the referee through your fingers. But when facing the iron fist of an inside behemoth… you don't even have a chance to flop, except to roll your eyes and call an ambulance. Wishing you a speedy recovery.]

Thirdly, Su Yang even directly tagged Warner Bros. Pictures' official account:

[@WarnerBrothersMovies, I heard you're currently preparing to film *Space Jam 2*? Friendly reminder: the footage from last night's third quarter is absolutely fantastic material you shouldn't miss. After all, a teammate-versus-team fight that happens on national television has far greater box office appeal than fighting aliens.]

Su Yang's three consecutive pushes were like adding fuel to the fire in an already boiling pot of oil, and unsurprisingly, they ignited the entire internet!

"Hahahaha! Boss Su's performance is as consistent as ever! What an amazing UFC front-row experience!"

"To kill someone, you must first destroy their spirit! A feigned fall turned into a real fight, and the king lost his mind!"

Warner Bros.: This material is too gory, it won't pass censorship! (doge)

Netizens frantically retweeted and liked Su Yang's tweets, filling the internet with a joyful atmosphere.

But Nike headquarters and Rich Paul's public relations team are now in a state of hysterical frenzy!

They absolutely cannot tolerate their painstakingly crafted "perfect leader" becoming a laughing stock!

Just a few hours later, Nike's official media outlets and a massive online army began a brutal smear campaign and attack against DeMarcus Cousins!

"An inhuman thug! DeMarcus Cousins ​​doesn't deserve to stay in the NBA!"

"He's an incurable lunatic! LeBron was trying to teach him how to win, and he responded with violence! He must be banned for life!"

The PR team attempted to shift all the blame onto Cousins' "hot temper" and "violent tendencies," trying to portray James as an innocent victim beaten by bullies.

However, this generation of netizens and neutral fans are no longer as easily fooled as they were back then.

On major basketball forums both domestically and internationally, countless rational fans have posed a soul-searching question:

"Cousins' act of hitting someone was definitely wrong, and he deserves the suspension. But..."

"Let's talk about the game itself! Cousins ​​went on a scoring spree in the first half, shooting 11-for-15 and racking up 30 points! He was on fire, like a god of war! Why couldn't he even touch the ball in the second half?!"

"LeBron James ignored Cousins, who was well-positioned in the paint, for three consecutive possessions, and his shots were blocked! Is this what a qualified leader should do?"

"They didn't pass the ball when the team had 30 points in the first half, instead letting their best-performing teammate go into the paint to box out for rebounds? Isn't that driving them crazy?!"

"This isn't a matter of temper at all! It's about hogging the ball! It's about being jealous that your teammates are stealing the spotlight!"

This thought-provoking question immediately garnered praise and approval from countless casual fans and sports enthusiasts.

Everyone knows what's going on. James's suffocating lone wolf style of play in the third quarter last night and his blame-shifting to Cousins ​​were the root causes of this powerful outburst!

Faced with such a direct and pointed question, those LeBron fans who had been deeply "purified" finally couldn't sit still anymore.

In order to maintain their brother's "flawless" image, they began to display an astonishingly absurd and outrageous whitewashing logic online!

A LeBron fan, identified as "A," confidently replied on the forum: "You guys don't know anything! LeBron not passing the ball is a reflection of his overall game awareness! Cousins ​​was too exhausted in the first half, and LeBron was giving him a rest in the third quarter to conserve his energy for the fourth quarter and the playoffs! It's a leader protecting his underlings!"

LeBron's fan B followed up: "Exactly! Is it wrong for a point guard to control the tempo? And wasn't Cousins ​​not passing the ball? He couldn't get it in! Didn't you see the Cavaliers starting to double-team him?"

Even more outrageous, LeBron fan C threw out a victim-blaming argument: "So what if Cousins ​​scored 30 points? Basketball isn't a one-man sport! He was constantly demanding the ball inside, disrupting LeBron's driving space! He was selfish for not passing it out to LeBron!"

Looking at the overwhelming and outrageous attempts to whitewash this cyberbullying online, it's truly appalling.

Even Su Yang, who had seen his share of ups and downs, couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his phone screen.

"Awesome."

Su Yang exclaimed sincerely, "Not passing the ball is because they're double-teamed and can't get it in. This logical loop is even more impeccable than my 'death lineup'."

In this absurd media frenzy, the Los Angeles Clippers, that once-glorious super team, was reduced to nothing amidst the overwhelming ridicule, infighting, and desperate attempts to whitewash their past.

It sank with a roar!