Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"King of Arthur"

A deep, resounding announcement pierced the night sky, and the giant mecha swordsman descended abruptly, traversing distorted space. His heavy sword, accompanied by the sound of wind being cut, slashed down, its target being Ishtar, still suspended in mid-air, her footing unsteady.

"How dare a mere tin man act so arrogantly in front of me!"

Ishtar waved her hand in annoyance, and the Berserker Humbaba, who hadn't shown up until now, suddenly appeared and started fighting with the mech swordsman.

The clanging of metal made the air vibrate. As the battle grew more intense, Mei Zhen immediately raised her hand and unleashed a semi-transparent barrier, firmly covering the entire battlefield. Then, she spread her wings, caught up with Ishtar, and gave her a good beating.

"You stinky angel!" Ishtar snapped.

What? You're asking how the adjudicator can just hit people?

First, Ishtar is not a participant in the Holy Grail War; second, it was Metatron who did the beating, what does it have to do with me, the arbiter, Jeanne d'Arc?

Emiya Shirou and the others stood below, looking completely bewildered.

"King Arthur..." Rin Tohsaka blinked, then subconsciously turned to look at Artoria beside her.

"I don't know anything," Artoria said innocently, shaking her head vigorously.

At this moment, Lin Shiye, who had already transformed into the Holy Blade - Flying Dragon Arthur, quietly stood behind her.

"It might be a little itchy, just bear with it~" As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Shiye gently patted the other person's back.

"What? Wait—" Artoria was stunned, her pupils suddenly contracting. Her body was completely out of her control; her hands automatically raised the holy sword above her head, and she flew straight towards the mecha swordsman like a cannonball.

To everyone's astonishment, the mecha swordsman swiftly reversed his grip, perfectly capturing Artoria and her sword in his palm. With a giant sword in his left hand and a "sword-wielding human" in his right, he exuded an aura of dominance, as if wielding two swords and ruling the world.

"How could you use Saber as a sword?!" Rin Tohsaka rushed over, grabbed Lin Shiye's shoulders and shook him violently.

"What does it matter?" Lin Shiye said shamelessly.

"Saber herself didn't say anything."

"Does that mean she has no objections? You clearly didn't give her a chance to refuse!" Rin Tohsaka was speechless.

Kadoya Tsukasa breathed a sigh of relief. He felt that if he hadn't been quick-witted and stood a little further away, he might be the one being held in the hand of that mecha swordsman right now.

With this in mind, he was in a good mood and picked up his pink camera to start taking pictures.

"It's alright!" Artoria's voice came from the palm of the mecha.

"I feel a little dizzy, but not too bad!"

Her eyes were bright. Because of the connection between her power and Lin Shiye's, the magic power in her body was exceptionally abundant. She had never been in such a wonderful state before, the kind where she could casually swing a curry stick.

"Excalibur!"

With a wave of his hand, the mecha swordsman unleashed a golden beam of light that shot into the sky, tearing through the night in an instant.

"Oh my, it's getting exciting, Saber!" Lin Shiye clenched his fist excitedly.

"I'll help you!"

Where's the excitement, bro?

Emiya Shirou could hardly bear to look at him.

Lin Shiye said he was helping, but he really just touched the belt.

"Unleash the ultimate move, King's Severing Strike!"

Upon receiving the order, the mecha swordsman crossed his twin swords and unleashed a terrifying energy cross slash that struck Humbaba heavily. The opponent instantly collapsed to the ground like a dead dog, slowly dissipating.

Ishtar didn't even get to use her ultimate move before being blasted into the ground by Mei Zhen's light cannon, unable to rise again.

"It's over." Seeing that the outcome was decided, Ilya turned to look at Lin Shiye.

"So why did they suddenly start fighting?"

Although she was quite happy to see this annoying goddess get her comeuppance, it didn't stop her from being completely confused.

"Of course it's for my lovely Rin," Lin Shiye said matter-of-factly.

Rin Tohsaka's cheeks flushed bright red. She pursed her lips and turned her head away, too embarrassed to reply.

What does this have to do with Rin Tohsaka? Illya was even more confused, but Lin Shiye didn't explain further. He deactivated his transformation and walked towards Artoria.

The giant mecha vanished as the transformation ended, and Artoria knelt on the ground, too dizzy to stand up for a long time, her ahoge drooping listlessly.

"Thank you for your hard work, Saber!" Lin Shiye stepped forward and helped her up, his tone extremely sincere.

"Thanks to you, we were able to defeat such a powerful goddess!"

"Is that so?" Artoria's ahoge (cowlick) stood up, clearly pleased, and after a pause, she added.

"Shi Ye, next time you should give me a heads-up... This kind of thing is beneath the dignity of a king."

Do you still have the majesty of a king?

(Lin Shiye: Great Britain is finished, you'd better be careful.)

(Artoria: Snacks? Where can I get some snacks?)

Lin Shiye, who was lost in thought, almost burst out laughing. He helped Artoria up and then placed the Arthurian Fantasy Book in her hands.

"It was indeed my fault. As compensation, you can play with this."

"Wow..." Artoria looked at the Arthurian Fantasy Book in her left hand, then at the Holy Sword in her right hand, and silently put the Holy Sword away.

She fiddled with the Arthurian fantasy book as she walked back into the crowd. Rin Tohsaka looked at her with a disappointed expression and asked:

"You just forgive him like that?"

"Shi Ye is different!" Artoria said seriously.

Rin Tohsaka covered her face.

"Rin, what are you standing there for?" Lin Shiye was already standing in front of Ishtar and beckoning to her.

"Hurry up and come over here."

"Okay." Rin Tohsaka quickly ran over.

Amidst the curious and expectant gazes of the crowd, the two stood before Ishtar.

"What... are you going to do?" Ishtar struggled to sit up, her eyes filled with humiliation and hatred.

Lin Shiye gestured with his chin towards her, indicating that Rin Tohsaka should speak.

Rin Tohsaka stood still, her expression full of resistance.

"Quickly recite the words, Rin!" Lin Shiye encouraged gently.

"Wouldn't it be better to just take action?" Rin Tohsaka awkwardly dug her toes into the ground.

"No~ I want to see!" Lin Shiye clasped her hands together and said in a cute and coquettish manner.

"Just satisfy them!"

Unable to resist him, Rin Tohsaka took a deep breath, then suddenly opened her eyes, her gaze filled with a resolute determination to give up.

She stretched out her large hand toward Ishtar on the ground.

"Hehehe, evil god, I need your help in my cultivation!"

Emiya Shirou slowly typed out a question mark.

Sakura Matou's eyes widened in shock.

Ilya giggled without any restraint, but as she laughed, she suddenly realized that she might suffer the same fate in the future, and her laughter stopped abruptly, her little face instantly falling.

Mei Zhen, who had already quietly retreated to the side, was holding a colored quill pen and writing something in a thick, solemn book.

Just as Tsukasa Kadoya was lamenting that his camera didn't have a video recording function, he curiously leaned over to peek.

[Date: [Year] [Month] [Day], Sunny]

[In a fit of rage for his beloved, he subdued the Venus goddess Ishtar with unparalleled power...]

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded.

"You...you are insulting me?!" Ishtar lay on the ground, trembling with rage.

Just as Lin Shiye was about to begin refining it, he suddenly paused. After thinking for two seconds, he turned to look at Mei Zhen.

Mei Zhen understood immediately and gently raised her hand towards the void.

The next second, ripples appeared in space, and Enkidu, carrying Gilgamesh's corpse, appeared steadily in front of everyone.

"What?" Ishtar was incredulous. This guy had been hiding in the shadows the whole time, how come she hadn't noticed?

She quickly realized what was happening and glared fiercely at Mei Zhen.

That wretched angel...

Snapped!

Lin Shiye slapped her.

"Who the hell are you glaring at?"

Ishtar covered her burning cheek, completely stunned and frozen in place for a long time, unable to come to her senses.

Enkidu carried Gilgamesh's corpse over, first looking at Ishtar on the ground with pity, then gazing at Lin Shiye with expectant eyes.

Lin Shiye took out a purple flowerpot and placed it on the ground. The word "CONTINUE" was written on the surface of the flowerpot.

"Throw it in."

Without saying a word, Enkidu raised his hand and made a standard fadeaway jump shot, sending Gilgamesh tumbling headfirst into the flowerpot.

"Your mission isn't over yet!" Lin Shiye raised his hand and gestured dramatically, as if performing a ritual.

The next second, light and even festive background music started playing, and Gilgamesh, whose temperament was completely different from before, slowly rose from the flowerpot.

Enkidu blinked. What did that mean? Died and resurrected, and even changed his class in the process?

Lin Shiye nodded in satisfaction; he had wanted to replace the chuunibyou flash for a long time.

"Um... welcome back, Gil." Enkidu was surprised, but he didn't mind, since it didn't really matter which Gil to him.

The newly resurrected Wise King nodded without responding, his gaze shifting to Ishtar, who was lying on the ground in a disheveled state.

"H-How is this possible?!" Ishtar dug her nails into the ground, her face full of resentment.

"I clearly killed you!"

"Oh~" Gilgamesh's mouth opened slightly, and the pleasure in his eyes was almost overflowing.

He suddenly leaped forward, landing right in front of Ishtar and beginning to taunt her face-to-face.

"I've been wanting to see that expression on your face for a long time—that look of jealousy towards me, hahahahaha—!!"

Lin Shiye scratched his head, suddenly doubting himself.

This is definitely the Wise King Shan, isn't it?