Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Nonsense!"

The Kyoto school principal, Yoshinobu Rakuganji, slammed his cane down heavily, his white eyebrows furrowing as he snorted in dissatisfaction.

Ankagi sighed in exasperation, while Yagami Masamichi grabbed Gojo Satoru and began to give him a lesson in love.

"This exchange meeting is no child's play. What are you trying to do by bringing an outsider in here?" Leyan Temple said angrily, blowing his beard and glaring at the unfamiliar figure on the field.

Answer me, Gojo Satoru.

"Don't make a fuss, old man," Gojo Satoru said cheerfully as he dodged Yomotsu Masamichi's iron fist and came closer.

"Why don't you just treat him like your student?"

"Of course, don't blame me for not reminding you to watch your tone, or you'll get beaten to death and I won't stand up for you."

Leyan Temple frowned even more, his eyes filled with scrutiny.

On the other side, Lin Shiye had already become friends with the students at the Tokyo school.

"You're not a sorcerer, are you?" The panda tilted its round head and pointed its paw into the depths of the forest.

"We'll encounter a true cursed spirit when we go in later, it's very dangerous."

"Salmon, salmon." Dog-curled Thorn nodded in agreement, arms crossed, his face full of seriousness.

"Don't worry, I'm just here to broaden my horizons," Lin Shiye said modestly with a smile.

"Besides, I do have a little bit of ability to protect myself."

The students from Kyoto School, who were not far away, were also secretly observing him.

"It looks ordinary, nothing special." Noriyuki Kamo withdrew his gaze, his tone indifferent.

"Don't worry about it."

Miwa Kasumi gripped the hilt of her sword, her face burning, her mind already screaming.

So handsome... even more handsome than Gojo-sensei!

"Boring." Toudou Aoi stretched her neck, her knuckles cracking.

"Let's get started quickly, there's a live stream by Kotaka at 11 o'clock, don't waste my time."

"Speaking of which, do they have two more people on the other side than us?" Nishimiya Momo floated in mid-air, swinging her feet.

"It's alright." Mechanical Maru's voice came from the speaker, carrying a hint of mechanical coldness.

"There are a lot of half-baked people over there anyway."

Soon after everyone was ready, they entered the forest and began the battle.

The rules of the exchange meeting were originally very simple: cast cursed spirits into the forest, and students from both schools would compete to see who could exorcise the most spirits. The school with the most spirits would win.

However, the group from Kyoto School clearly had other intentions. Before setting off, Yoshinobu Rakuganji had already secretly instructed them to find an opportunity to eliminate the vessel of Sukuna—Hiruhito Itadori.

But Toudou Aoi didn't care about any of that. Not long after entering the woods, he broke straight through the Tokyo School's lines, clearly looking for an opponent to have a good fight.

Inside the monitoring room, a large screen displayed images of the forest. Anka-hime crossed her arms and glanced sideways at the nonchalant Gojo Satoru beside her.

"Seriously, where did you kidnap that child from?"

"Take away?" Gojo Satoru couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"I don't have that ability. People wanted to come and play, I nodded and agreed, it's that simple~"

"They've run into Toudou Aoi." Yaga Masamichi stared at the screen, his brows furrowing slightly.

"That child... and Itajimaro voluntarily stayed behind?"

Yoshinobu Rakuganji stared intently at the two figures standing side by side in the screen, a look of focus flashing in his eyes.

This is a good opportunity to deal with Sukuna's container.

The wind rustled the leaves in the forest.

"You have the courage to face me, a new beginning." Toudou Aoi stretched her limbs and said with a smile.

"Give me your names."

"Itadori Hisahito," Itadori answered honestly.

Lin Shiye scoffed.

Only those I approve of deserve to know my name.

"Oh?" Toudou Aoi raised an eyebrow.

"What a coincidence, me too."

Huzhang's eyes widened in surprise. When it comes to showing off, Shi Ye is the real master.

Unexpectedly, the next second, Lin Shiye suddenly took a step forward, stretched out his hand, and stared intently at Dongtang Kui with a serious expression.

"I'm asking you, what kind of woman do you like?"

Upon hearing this, Higashido Aoi's pupils contracted.

Huzhang was dumbfounded.

"Isn't this topic jumping around way too fast?"

"I'm asking you too, Dr. Huzhang," Lin Shiye added without turning his head.

"Hehe, interesting." Toudou Aoi became interested.

Hadji also fell into thought.

Two seconds later, the two spoke at the same time:

"Naturally, she's tall, with big breasts and a big butt."

After saying that, the two of them were both stunned.

Higashido Aoi froze, then fell into strange memories.

In that non-existent memory, he and Itadori had known each other for a long time. They went to and from school together, ate together, and discussed Otakada together. They were true friends who recognized each other's talents.

When she came to her senses, Higashido Aoi was already in tears.

"So...we were best friends."

"Huh?" Itachi was dumbfounded.

"I don't even know your name."

"My name is Toudou Aoi, now you know." Toudou Aoi wiped away her tears and turned to look at Lin Shiye.

The other person was already in tears.

"Although I had already guessed it, I'm still very disappointed to hear you say that." Lin Shiye sniffed and looked at the two of them with teary eyes.

"You guys are so boring."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly bent down and swept his leg, knocking the still-unresponsive Tiger Cane to the ground. Then, his figure blurred, leaving only a blur in the spot.

Dongtang Kui was startled. He had just raised his arm to shield his face when a fist the size of a sandbag slammed into his forearm. The force sent him flying like a cannonball, crashing through three or four thick trees before finally coming to a stop with a heavy thud in the mud.

"My butt hurts so much..." Huzhang fell onto the grass, and before he could figure out what was going on, he got up with a blank look on his face.

"What, why did they suddenly start fighting?"

Dongtang Aoi coughed up a mouthful of bloody saliva, supported herself on the ground and slowly stood up. Instead of being angry, she burst into laughter.

"Good strength, then it's my turn." He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, stared intently at Lin Shiye, and asked, word by word.

What kind of woman do you like?

"Of course, she's a petite and adorable girl with a mature and gentle personality, qualified to be my mother!" Lin Shiye said confidently and emphatically.

Higashido Aoi: "?"

Japanese knotweed Hishito: "?"

"You bastard..." Higashido Aoi gritted her teeth.

"Is it really human?!"

"Stop joking!!!" he roared suddenly.

"Women are the best; their tall figures and perfect curves are the fruits of fully ripened youth!"

"Being with them brings unparalleled joy and happiness; the union of bodies, the fusion of souls, the transmission of true love—this is the most perfect love in the world!"

"Of course, the most important thing is that sexy bust and drum."

"You're wrong!" Lin Shiye retorted.

"After youth fades, all that's left is a mess. Life isn't as wonderful as it seems. All sorts of pressures will destroy her spirit, and her desires will grow stronger with age, to the point that she's even willing to sell her body and soul!"

"Therefore, young girls are the only true treasures in this world! They possess the innocence and shyness of youth, as well as a gentle kindness that can embrace everything. Their bodies may be petite, but their souls are strong enough!"

"I don't want the gathering and drums in exchange for these pure and beautiful things!"

"Damn it." Toudou Aoi's eyes were red as she clenched her fists.

"Could you really do that to young girls without feeling any guilt?"

"Heh, too lazy to listen." Lin Shiye got into a fighting stance.

"Let's fight!"

"Just what I wanted!" Toudou Aoi suddenly exerted force with his feet.

The two charged at each other at the same time, their figures colliding and intersecting in the forest. Each collision produced a deafening explosion, and the wind whipped up fallen leaves that flew everywhere.

"Freeze all of time, let life forever stop at the purest and most beautiful moment!" Lin Shiye punched Dongtang Kui in the face.

"What needs to stop is your ridiculously twisted, pedophilic heart!" Toudou Aoi dodged to the side and delivered a powerful punch to his opponent's ribs.

Yuujin Itadori stood there, looking at the afterimage that flashed by on his left and listening to the deafening explosion on his right. He stood there dumbfounded for a long time, not daring to go forward.

He scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

So... what should I do now?