Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

One of the most comfortable things in life is to take a long, deep nap.

This morning, Lin Shiye's biological clock, like a ruthless contractor, precisely yanked his eyelids awake. He sat up for three seconds with his hair a mess before his brain slowly started working, finally remembering it was the weekend.

The next second, he slammed the pillow back down with a "thud," pulled the blanket over his head, adopted a serene posture that said "don't call me even if the sky falls," and immediately entered deep sleep mode.

He slept straight through until the sun was high in the sky, and sunlight streamed through the curtains, casting a dappled pattern on his face. Only then did he yawn and wriggle out of bed like a maggot.

"Good morning, Grandpa."

"Good morning my foot." Grandpa Lin, who was reading the newspaper, rolled his eyes, then took off his reading glasses and started changing his clothes.

"Now that you're awake, you can mind the shop. Your grandpa is going to go for a walk in the park and have some milk tea with Grandma Wang next door."

puff--!

What the hell?

Lin Shiye was drinking water when he heard this and almost choked. He looked up and saw his old man wearing a trendy white T-shirt, ripped jeans, and his hair was so slicked back that even a fly would have to do the splits. He was also wearing shiny white sneakers and had sunglasses in his pocket.

The old man straightened his collar in front of the mirror, then strode out with an air of indifference, even flicking his hair as he passed Lin Shiye.

"Don't just stay at home all the time, learn more from your grandfather, or you'll never find a girlfriend in your life."

With a "bang," the door slammed shut.

Lin Shiye stood there, dumbfounded.

"Old Bi Deng, how old are you and you're still acting so slutty?" Lin Shiye couldn't help but complain, and then he started messing around with himself.

There's no way he'd stay at the shop; he's a free bird, and a mere watch shop can't confine him.

He left, closed the door, and locked it. A series of fluid movements—farewell, cage!

Ningmengningningmeng: You absolutely must come to the autograph session this afternoon! ~ヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ」

Afternoon? That's still early.

Lin Shiye put away his phone, took his ride out of the garage, a bright pink electric scooter with a Hello Kitty fan hanging from the handlebars, which whirred as it ran.

He hopped on the bike, twisted the throttle, and the little electric scooter made a "putt-putt-putt" sound, carrying him like a lion as it began to patrol its territory.

"stop!"

In a dark alley, Lin Shiye, who was passing by, spotted the thugs harassing a young girl. He got out of his car, head held high, with a righteous look on his face.

"Huh? Who are you?!" Three thugs with dyed yellow hair turned around and sneered.

"Mind your own business, brat!"

"In broad daylight, under the clear sky, how dare you harass innocent young women here!" Lin Shiye's voice was firm and resolute, his gaze piercing.

"I, Jotaro Kujo, will never let you get away with this!"

The boy stood in the sunlight, like an embodiment of light. The red-haired girl, cornered in the corner, felt her heart pounding faster and faster, her gaze fixed on him.

Oh my god, this is exactly my ideal type!

Handsome, righteous, kind, earnest and serious, with a slightly roguish look.

Ahhh, that's amazing!

"Jotaro Kujo, is it?" The blond-haired leader sneered, rolling up his sleeves to reveal the tattoos on his arms.

"I see you won't learn your lesson until you're faced with death! Men, beat him up!"

"Oh!" Two henchmen rushed up, brandishing steel pipes.

Seeing this, Lin Shiye sighed deeply and shook his head helplessly.

"Sigh, I know that you people are all desperately starved for love," he said earnestly.

"Violence will not work. The only way to correct your mistakes is to use love to influence you."

Thug: ? ? ?

What are you babbling about?

"I'm going to go!" Lin Shiye's eyes sharpened, and he instantly ripped off his clothes, leaving him only in his underwear, exposing his flawless muscles to the sunlight.

The henchman at the front suddenly stopped, the steel pipe in his hand clattering to the ground. The arrogant expression on the leader's face visibly turned into fear.

The girl, whose eyes had been sparkling with hearts just moments before, was now frozen in place, completely petrified.

"Feel the love!" Lin Shiye opened his arms, took big strides, and charged towards them like a wild dog that had broken free of its reins.

"The one who taught you to love wasn't anyone else, it was me, Jotaro Kujo!"

"Wait, wait a minute!" The thugs were so frightened that they ran away in a panic.

Anyone who sees a super-muscular freak charging at them like a madman would run away!

"Don't come any closer!"

"Mom, there's a pervert!"

Watching their disheveled figures, Lin Shiye stopped and nodded in satisfaction. Then he turned around and looked at the red-haired girl who was still standing there in a daze.

He slowly reached out and placed his hand on the girl's shoulder.

"So, do you also want to experience love?"

"Aaaaaah!"

The girl let out a piercing scream, turned and ran, faster than the thugs from before, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Lin Shiye looked at the empty alley, scratched his head, and said with a puzzled expression, "Seriously, how come these people have no sense of humor at all?"

Without thinking further, Lin Shiye snapped his fingers, and the clothes that had just exploded were instantly restored to their original state, without even a wrinkle.

He was just about to find a place to have lunch when he turned around and saw a pink-haired girl with a guitar on her back squatting at the entrance of the alley. She was curled up like a frightened pink dumpling, looking at him with the fearful eyes of someone looking at a murderer.

What was that? A crime scene of an exhibitionist? Why did his clothes automatically revert to normal when he snapped his fingers? Did I see something I shouldn't have seen? Am I going to be killed?

I'm sorry, Mom and Dad; I'm sorry, Erli… and Jimmy Heng, I can never go back…

"Hey, little sister~" Lin Shiye came up to the girl and greeted her in a friendly manner.

That handsome and gentle appearance—if I hadn't seen what just happened, I might have really been fooled.

"No...don't kill me, I didn't see anything." Goto Ichiri collapsed to the ground.

"I won't do that, I'm a good person." Lin Shiye gently patted the other person's head and spoke softly.

"If you do as I say, I'll let you go." He paused, his tone suddenly turning sinister.

"You don't want to be sunk into Tokyo Bay because you discovered my little secret, do you?"

"I'll do anything." Goto Ichiri nodded repeatedly, his face covered in tears and snot.

Lin Shiye's eyes lit up, and he shouted excitedly:

"Then give me the middle finger and yell—Fuck you!"

Goto Ichiri: ? ? ?

She stopped crying instantly, looked up at Lin Shiye with a blank expression, wondering if she had misheard.

"Huh? Is this...is this all you need?"

Lin Shiye nodded.

Goto Ichiri shakily gave the middle finger and muttered under his breath:

"Fuck, fuck squid..."

"Too quiet~" Lin Shiye put his hand next to his ear to indicate that he couldn't hear clearly.

"Fuck you—!" Goto Ichiri shouted, as if he had used all his strength.

"That's it!" Lin Shiye jumped up happily and then disappeared from the spot.

Goto Ichiri remained frozen in place for a full ten seconds, still holding the middle finger up.

She looked left and right, and only after confirming that the pervert was really gone did she collapse to the ground, panting heavily.

The sunlight shone on her, but she felt icy cold all over.

Clutching her guitar, she cried as she made a vow in her heart:

I will never go out again.

I'll never leave the house again in my life.