Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Zawarudo!!!"

Dio roared and activated "The World," and time suddenly froze. But the next moment, its pupils dilated. Jotaro Kujo in front of it was completely unaffected by the time stop and was steadily walking towards it.

Star Platinum floated beside Jotaro, clad in golden armor, its long hair flowing freely in the stagnant air, shimmering dandruff floating in mid-air, and its large eyes exuding a strangely adorable blankness.

Platinum Star: Bro, bro, I really didn't open it.

"Euro!"

A powerful punch, accompanied by a sharp, whistling sound, slammed out. "The World" hurriedly raised its arms to block, but its arms turned into a cloud of blood mist the instant they touched the fist. The severe injury was reflected back to Dio, making it tremble with fear.

Impossible, I, Dio... feel fear.

"As expected of Mr. Jotaro! He's amazing!" The executioner, who was not far away, was greatly encouraged by what he saw and couldn't help but cheer in a low voice.

Dio gritted his teeth and decisively set up a new restraint, completely locking the time-stopping area to Jotaro Kujo alone, compressing the duration to a mere 3 seconds, in exchange for absolute control over time.

"Zawarudo!"

The second time stop was initiated, but the result remained unchanged.

Under its terrified gaze, "Platinum Star" unleashed a series of punches, shattering "The World's" body, and Dio was sent flying backward covered in blood.

"Hahaha, you've fallen for Jotaro's trick." Dio laughed instead.

"This is my escape route, Dio!"

Before he finished speaking, it crashed heavily into the sea, splashing up a huge spray. Jotaro stood there watching quietly, his expression unchanged.

In the icy seawater, Dio endured the excruciating pain and urged his body to regenerate at high speed. His will to survive reached its peak, and he swam with all his might toward the sewer opening. If he could break through the iron mesh and crawl into the pipe, he would have a chance to live.

"As long as we get to that place, as long as we get to that place..."

Dior raised his barely recovered arms and pried open the iron mesh. Just as he was about to peek inside, a familiar face suddenly loomed in front of him.

"This place is full, Dio." Jotaro said in a deep voice, striking a pose with Star Platinum behind him, both wearing invincible expressions.

"What?!"

Dio died.

…………

The next day, in the evening.

"You mean, you took care of Dior in just two days?" In a restaurant, Lin Shiye looked at the group of tough guys in front of him, whose style was completely different from his own, and couldn't help but twitch his lips.

"Ah, it was still a long way to Egypt." Jotaro nodded.

"But I didn't expect Dio to come to us on its own initiative. It is very strong and has even overcome sunlight. Thanks to the power you lent me, we were able to defeat it."

As he spoke, he took the watch face out of his pocket, pushed it back to its owner with his fingertips.

After Jotaro briefly recounted the situation, Lin Shiye realized that the church and magic were involved.

Furthermore, Jotaro and his companions actually joined the burial organization and became part of its staff.

Lin Shiye also guessed that the changes to the burial agency were related to himself.

That was when he was in elementary school. He had just obtained the maxed-out power of Oma Zi-O and was so arrogant that he acted like he was the only one who mattered in the world. He was definitely a late-stage chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer.

Every night, I would go out for a stroll, draping my coat over my shoulders and cosplaying as a naval admiral, chanting things like, "I am the Heavenly Emperor, and shall suppress all enemies in the world," "At the pinnacle of immortality, I am proud of the world; where I am, there is night and there is sky," and "Those who sing my true name will see eternal life in the cycle of reincarnation."

His own father even thought he was possessed by an evil spirit.

One day, Lin Shiye found Arcueid, who was in a weakened state and had been tricked by Roya, by the roadside.

Unable to suppress her bloodsucking urge, the other woman bit anyone she saw, so Lin Shiye had no choice but to slap her to lull her to sleep.

After some investigation, Lin Shiye realized that this world was not simple. So, did Alaya consciousness win, or did Gaia consciousness win?

Why is there another Holy Grail War and another Twenty-Seven Ancestors?

There's not much to say about what happened after that. As the saying goes, when you see injustice, you should help it. Lin Shiye decided to help Arcueid kill Roya and drove Oma Zi-O all the way through.

As for who was killed? Lin Shiye didn't know how many of the Twenty-Seven Ancestors died; he thought they were speed bumps.

After the matter was resolved, Arcueid, not knowing what to do, simply stuck with him.

Lin Shiye kindly rented his empty house to this stupid vampire, so if we're talking about who he's known the longest, it's definitely Arcueid.

But why is Lin Shiye somewhat afraid of her?

Then we have to mention that one day Arcueid suddenly decided to come to his elementary school and become his homeroom teacher.

On her first day at work, this slut announced to the whole class that Lin Shiye was her childhood sweetheart. Even more outrageous, every time Lin Shiye went to the restroom, she would peek in through the door and earnestly ask him if he needed help holding him.

Lin Shiye couldn't stand it anymore and went to confront her, but she just looked innocent and clueless and said:

"I read online that human children need adults to help them go to the toilet, right?"

Lin Shiye was out of ideas.

.........

"Alright, you two, stop talking about serious things." Joseph put one large hand on Lin Shiye's shoulder and patted Jotaro with the other, his voice booming.

"When you're out eating, you should act like you're eating. Eating and drinking well is the most important thing!"

Avdol and Polunarev were having a blast and were frantically asking the waiter for more food.

"Yare yare." Jotaro touched the brim of his hat and took a swig of beer.

Lin Shiye was too lazy to think about it anymore and focused on the dessert in front of him.

"Ah, Tokiyo." Kakyoin's voice suddenly came from the side, his gaze falling on the two cherries adorning his dessert, with a hint of longing.

"Aren't you going to eat those two cherries?"

Lin Shiye was about to say "eat" when he suddenly realized that this was a famous scene.

"If you want some, I can share one with you."

"Thank you so much." Kakyoin smiled and picked up a cherry, putting it in his mouth.

"It's not that I'm greedy, it's just that I really love eating."

Lin Shiye stared intently at his face, and the next second...

"So tired, so tired, so tired~"

Jotaro: "?"

"That was satisfying." Lin Shiye was content. Then he grabbed the remaining cherry and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to imitate the gesture. But as soon as his tongue swirled around it twice, the cherry slipped and fell back onto the plate with a 'plop'.

The air fell silent for three seconds.

Jotaro: "?"

Kakyoin: "?"

Lin Shiye picked up the cherry again expressionlessly and obediently ate it in one bite.

As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

But Lin Shiye had already made up his mind to practice this operation properly. After all, how could he unlock advanced operations in the future without a flexible tongue?