Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Shi Ye, you look very tired."

Kawara Momoka looked at Rin Shiya, who was leaning on his knees and panting heavily, and couldn't help but feel puzzled.

"I came right away as soon as you sent me the message," Lin Shiye said, straightening up with a serious expression.

"He probably got a side stitch from running too fast on the road."

"Is that so..." Momoka Kawara was a little skeptical.

Lin Shiye did lie. After leaving Roka, he first had a nice meal with Rin Tohsaka, then tasted the heart-shaped cake made by Tamamo-no-Mae, then spent some time strolling around the food street with Afu, then bought some small toys with Ningmeng at a stall, and finally came to watch the performance.

Don't underestimate the king of time!

"Enough about me, why hasn't your performance started yet?" Lin Shiye asked in surprise.

"Am I too early?"

Damn it, I should have gone to someone else first!

"Well, how should I put it~" Momoka pointed to Nina, who was talking to An and Subaru not far away.

"Our child is a little nervous, we need to prepare."

Lin Shiye looked in that direction and his gaze met that of Renna, Anwa Subaru, and others.

"I haven't introduced you to her yet," Momoka said.

"This is my landlord, named Hayashi Shiya... By the way, he and Renna are classmates."

"Hello, my name is Anhe Subaru~" the black-haired girl greeted with a bright smile.

Please give me your guidance.

"My name is Jing Qinrencai." The little girl blinked, looking a bit shy.

"Hello everyone, I'm your loyal fan~" Lin Shiye said shamelessly.

"I came here specifically to see your performance!"

"Eh~ You're just a fan of MMK, right?" Anwa Subaru teased.

"Tao Xiang is already a useless adult," Lin Shiye said sincerely.

"Compared to you two, I still prefer you two beautiful girls~"

Momoka pursed her lips speechlessly, while An and Subaru were amused, wondering what Iori Rina thought.

"Ninja, is it ready?" Anwa Subaru asked, getting back to business.

"It's alright," Nina gave a vague answer.

"I'm really a little afraid I won't sing well..."

"It's normal for a first-time stage performance to be like this~" An and Subaru encouraged her.

Believe in yourself, you can do it!

"Exactly, if you go to karaoke with President Shirogane, you'll know how well you sing," Lin Shiye added from the side.

Rencai cast a curious glance at her.

"Student council president... what does that mean?"

"You'll understand when you have the chance." Lin Shiye smiled and didn't explain further.

"Speaking of which, we're short-staffed," Tao Xiang nudged Lin Shiye with her elbow and laughed.

"Your bass playing isn't very good, why don't you lend us a hand?"

"My goodness, big sister~" Lin Shiye rolled her eyes at her.

"Who pulls audience members onto the stage to work? Besides, what's the point of missing a bassist? We'd be better off missing a keyboardist..."

"Hiss...wait a minute." He suddenly grabbed his chin halfway through his sentence.

"I can actually call in a keyboardist."

"Really? I was just kidding," Momoka said.

"It's too late now. None of you have even seen the sheet music. If we force you to start, you won't be able to cooperate..."

Lin Shiye waved his hand dismissively.

"Don't worry, my friend. Memorizing sheet music in seconds is just basic stuff. Improvisation is as easy as eating and drinking."

As he spoke, he took out his phone to call for help, but his body suddenly stiffened.

No, that won't work!

If I call Aya or Chika over... wouldn't I be exposed? Are you kidding me!

Since that's the case, Lin Shiye's eyes narrowed, his fingers flew across the screen, and finally he clicked on someone's avatar.

Lin Shiye: Prison horse, oh prison horse—!

Arima Kousei: ?

"..."

"Done!" Lin Shiye put away his phone and gave a thumbs up.

"My brother'll be there soon, I'm going to pick him up, wait for me!"

Did Lin Shiye really go to pick him up? Actually, no, he just went to find other wings.

After spending some time shopping with Xiao Ai and Xiao Gui, Lin Shiye played two more rounds of games with Qian Hua—a game of intrigue and deception, reminiscent of the Three Kingdoms period.

When he finally emerged, he was kneeling on the ground, looking as if he had been burned out, his entire body turned ashen, attracting the attention of passersby.

"And Yuihama and Komachi... Do your best, I can do it..." He was about to get up when a familiar voice, which he wanted to pretend he hadn't heard, suddenly rang in his ears.

"Wow, Shiya!" the blonde girl with red eyes exclaimed.

"Found you!"

"Holy crap?!" Lin Shiye turned his head in shock.

"Arquette, what are you doing here...?"

Before he could finish speaking, Arcueid pounced on him, clinging to him like a koala, her little face puffed up with anger.

"That's outrageous! I sent you so many messages, and you didn't reply to a single one!"

Sending a message? When did that happen? I didn't even notice!

Lin Shiye was a little flustered, but it was alright. It was just a small matter; he could handle it with ease...

"Master, it took you way too long to buy a cup of milk tea."

A cold voice suddenly came from behind him, and Mei Zhen stood silently behind him.

Lin Shiye's legs went weak, and he almost knelt down.

"Xiaomei? What are you doing here...?"

"What are you doing standing here, Lin Shiye?" Rin Tohsaka appeared out of nowhere, arms crossed, her brows furrowed.

"Didn't you say you'd be right back?"

"No, how come you also..." Lin Shiye turned around abruptly, only to be met with a blur of black shadows.

"Dad!"

Huiyao let out a howl and pounced over, hanging onto his other arm.

"So you were here all along. Who are these women? Are you going to abandon me and Aya?"

Caiye, standing to the side, felt incredibly embarrassed and blushed, too ashamed to approach.

"Kobayashi is really going too far~" Aya Tsumugi Roka peeked out from behind the crowd, her eyes crinkling, but her tone was sarcastic.

"Are you going out to meet other girls wearing the clothes I picked out for you?"

"Master~" Tamamo-no-Mae ran over with her skirt tucked in, her voice sweet enough to be cloying.

"You've kept me waiting for so long!"

It's...it's all over!

Is it sweat?

Lin Shiye touched his pants in disbelief, then breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh, it was urine... I knew that was nothing... Damn, how did poop come out too?!

Lin Shiye looked at the girls surrounding him, sweating profusely with nervousness. Just as he was about to turn around and run away, Ning Meng and Xiao Ai blocked his way from the left and right.

"Who are you?" Arcueid asked, looking displeased.

"Shi Ye and I have a life-or-death bond! We've known each other for ages, so please don't get in our way, okay?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Huiyao was the first to object, and retorted with his hands on his hips.

"The night belongs to me, to the colorful leaves, and to the reeds!"

"I've known Shi Ye for a long time too!" Ning Meng argued forcefully.

"Heh, a bunch of clueless fools." Tamamo-no-Mae opened her folding fan, covering her face with a light laugh.

"I'm determined to be a good wife and give birth to a healthy child for my Master~"

Upon hearing this, the young girls present had never seen anything like it before, and immediately blushed and took a half step back.

Mei Zhen and Arcueid, however, remained unfazed.

"Hilarious." Huiyao walked up, shaking his head.

"Who doesn't know that Shi Ye is my dad?! We've been a happy and fulfilling family for a long time!"

Tamamo-no-Mae's smile froze instantly, as if struck by lightning.

"Ha, they're just a bunch of thieving cats who try to seduce my family while I'm away!" Arcueid pointed a finger, looking disdainful.

"You are the ones who came later!"

"Stop pretending, you stinky bastard..." Before Radiant could finish his curse, Arcueid covered his mouth.

"Shut up, brat!" Arcueid leaned in very close, threatening in a low voice, his red vertical pupils fixed on her.

"Be careful, or I'll send you back to your hometown right now!"

Huiyao chickened out and immediately hid behind Caiye.

The girls were still chattering away, and Lin Shiye felt completely overwhelmed.

At that moment, a mysterious man in a suit was secretly taking a picture of this scene with his small pink camera.

Looking at the clear photo in his hand, Tsukasa Kadoya was very satisfied.

"Shi Ye, why are you just standing there without saying a word?" Lu Hua added slowly with a smile in her eyes, "Why don't you say something fair?"

All eyes immediately turned to Lin Shiye.

"Tell me! Who do you want to go with to the fireworks display tonight?"

Lin Shiye's hands trembled slightly as he wiped the sweat from his face, his mind screaming wildly—

Ah Fu! Ah Fu, where are you! Help me, Ah Fu!

Meanwhile, Afu was crouching behind a tree not far away, curled up into a ball, not daring to even peek out.

That's terrifying... If I dared to go up there, I'd probably be torn to shreds on the spot...

"oioioi——!!!"

Just then, a voice suddenly broke the tense atmosphere.

The women turned around and saw a flamboyantly dressed, white-haired man in sunglasses standing there.

"Can you please stay away from our house? You bunch of wicked women!!!"

Gojo Satoru stood there, with Itadori behind him giving a thumbs-up, Kugizaki taking the picture, and Fushiguro looking speechless.

"Next, Shi Ye will be playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with us~"

"Let's go, Shi Ye, let's get away from this place of trouble."

Lin Shiye: Hey bro, what are you doing getting involved?

"Damn it, there are men too?" Arcueid instantly switched to a fighting stance, her nails even growing longer, only to be immediately pinned down by Tamamo-no-Mae and Mei-chan on either side.

Can you really fight in public?

As the tension grew increasingly high, Lin Shiye finally lost his temper and roared:

"That's enough!"

He clenched his fists, head bowed, shoulders trembling slightly, tears silently falling to the ground. He took a deep breath, his voice trembling, as if he had made a difficult decision, and said, word by word:

"You...all of you..."

"They're all my wings!"

"Scumbag!!!"

The angry shouts from everyone echoed throughout the street.