Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

A desert.

High in the sky, Gilgamesh, his golden armor gleaming with a chilling divine light, hovered among the clouds, the blade of his Ea slicing through the evening wind. His crimson eyes looked down upon the earth, settling on that solitary figure in white robes.

With cascading green hair and a face as white as snow, Enkidu stood quietly atop the sand dune, his clothes fluttering in the wind and sand, having waited there for a long time.

The two stared at each other in silence, as if they had nothing to say, but it was more as if they had a thousand words to say that they couldn't finish saying in a short time.

The air was silent as they were all lost in their memories of the past. But in the end, Gilgamesh was the first to snap out of it and break the silence.

A wildly arrogant smile curled at the corners of his lips, his eyes burning with a mixture of excitement and savagery.

The sword Ea was slowly raised above his head, and terrifying magical power surged out like a tsunami, distorting the surrounding space. The once clear night sky was torn open with a hideous gash, the clouds swirled wildly and gathered into a huge vortex, within which crimson lightning roared and surged, and the world was instantly filled with an apocalyptic atmosphere of destruction.

This commotion attracted the attention of many people.

(A powerful background music starts playing~)

It's raining.

Cool raindrops fell on Enkidu's hair. He slowly opened his arms, tilted his head back to receive the long-awaited rain, as if embracing a reunion that had spanned a thousand years.

"I'm so glad to have such a thrilling performance showdown with you." Enkidu's voice was gentle, but it carried a clear fighting spirit.

"Yes, according to the way things are said in this day and age..."

"I'm going all out, Jill!"

As soon as he finished speaking, countless white flowers sprouted from the desert beneath his feet, radiating a faint golden glow and a surging, ocean-like magic.

At that moment, the collision of the two forces seemed to make the whole world tremble.

Gilgamesh slowly opened his mouth:

[Narrive at the beginning,]

At the time of creation, nothingness also offered its blessings.

The one that tears the world apart is none other than my Ea.

Surrounding the mortar of stars, the celestial hell is the end of the eve of creation —

Enkidu chanted in unison:

What is awakened is the breath of the stars; I will move forward shoulder to shoulder with humanity.

therefore---】

……

【Enuma Elish! (Heaven and earth are separated, the star of creation / O mortals, hope to bind the gods)】

boom---

The clash of the two forces produced a deafening roar and, like a nuclear explosion, blazed with a blinding light in the middle of the vast desert, illuminating the night.

Not far away, Lin Shiye, who had arrived unnoticed, was covering his ears and squinting as he watched the battle unfold, which resembled an asteroid impact.

I rejoice in the battle between the two of you.

But having caused such a commotion, I really need to teach you guys a lesson.

Just as the aftershocks of the explosion subsided and Gilgamesh landed on the ground, preparing to catch up with Enkidu, Lin Shiye executed a graceful front flip, precisely positioning himself between the two.

Reminiscing? I disagree!

"I'll be the referee for this match!" Lin Shiye said.

Upon seeing the person who arrived, Gilgamesh's smile froze, and his eyes widened.

"You damned bastard, I didn't even go looking for you, yet you dare to show your face in front of me!"

Enkidu cast a questioning look at him.

Lin Shiye ignored them and continued speaking to himself.

"First, never act impulsively!"

"Secondly, we will never let any cheating go unpunished!"

Third, the refereeing was absolutely fair and excellent!

"I am Lin Shiye, the fairest and most impartial overseer of the Holy Grail War!"

Golden glitter's forehead veins bulged, and his cheeks seemed to ache slightly whenever he saw this guy.

"Die, you bastard!" Gilgamesh shouted, and the Treasure Vault of the King opened instantly, but before it could be launched, it was slapped into the ground by Lin Shiye.

Enki, standing to the side, didn't dare to speak. For some reason, his "Special Attack Against Human Threats" skill lit up, and it looked like it was about to explode.

"Lin Shiye, what exactly do you want to do!" Jin Shanshan asked, struggling to her feet.

"Didn't I say I'd be the referee?" Lin Shiye said seriously.

"You made such a commotion just now, damaging so many flowers and plants..."

"This is a desert!" Gilgamesh interrupted.

Snapped!

Lin Shiye struck Jin Shanshan on the back of the head, and the latter fell back into the ground.

"Do I need you to remind me?!"

Enki couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to say something.

"Lin Jun, you're right, even the desert has life."

"I chose this place to greet Jill, so if there is to be punishment, please punish me alone."

"Oh, your words bring me joy." Lin Shiye patted the other person on the shoulder.

"Don't worry, Xiao En, I'm not some kind of devil. I just want you two to play a game."

"It's perfect that it allows you two to reminisce about your past bonds without causing any damage!"

"Games? What games...?"

Before Enkidu could finish speaking, Lin Shiye snapped his fingers, and the three of them vanished from their spot in an instant.

When they regained consciousness, Gilgamesh and Enkidu found themselves standing in a strange room made of cubes.

Looking down, they saw that their bodies had turned into square-headed pixelated figures, with short pixelated ropes tied around their wrists, binding them tightly together.

"You bastard! How dare you turn me into this ridiculous state!" Gilgamesh was furious and opened his mouth to roar, but what came out was a high-pitched, thin helium sound.

"Pfft—" Lin Shiye's voice came from the void, unable to hold back his laughter.

"My voice?! Unforgivable! You bastard! I'll kill you!" Gilgamesh jumped up and down in anger, trying to activate the Treasury of Kings, but nothing happened.

"Haha, I've disabled all your abilities. In my game realm, I call the shots," Lin Shiye laughed.

"Good luck clearing this room, because you'll never get out if you don't clear it."

"Ghana~"

After he finished speaking, Lin Shiye's voice disappeared completely, and the entire space became quiet. Enkidu also carefully examined the surrounding environment at this moment.

"Calm down, Jill," he said.

"Right now, we must clear the level as quickly as possible."

"I know, I understand." Gilgamesh pointed to the golden pixel key floating at the end of the road and the locked pixel door above it.

"Get the key and you can pass the level? Hmph, what a boring trick." He puffed out his chest, striking a kingly pose.

"As always, let us follow in the king's footsteps!"

"As expected of Gil!" Enkidu clapped his hands.

The two were walking one after the other when suddenly their footing gave way and they fell.

[Game over!]

The two were resurrected at the starting point.

"Hidden traps, huh? What a twisted sense of humor." Gilgamesh looked at the perfectly normal road surface and scoffed.

"As soon as we get closer, that area will disappear. Hmph, what a boring illusion."

"Now listen to my instructions, I'll jump when I say jump."

"Yes." Enkidu nodded.

The two continued walking, and when they reached that spot, Gilgamesh shouted:

"Jump!"

The two leaped simultaneously. However, because they had been transformed into pixelated figures with square shapes, Enkidu accidentally got stuck on Gilgamesh's shoulder in mid-air.

As a result, Gilgamesh landed steadily on the other side, while Enkidu missed by a hair's breadth and fell straight down.

Because they were in the same boat, Enkidu's fall pulled Gilgamesh, who hadn't yet regained his footing, down with him.

[Game over!]

Gilgamesh: ...

Enkidu: ...

"Keep some distance between you."

"OK."

After a brief discussion, the two rallied and set off again.

This time, it was indeed very easy for him to jump over.

The key was within reach, but Jin Shanshan stopped in her tracks.

"What's wrong, Gil?" Enkidu asked, puzzled.

"It's not that simple." Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes, revealing a cautious expression.

"That scoundrel Lin Shiye couldn't have set up just one trap. You stay where you are, I'll go and test him out."

After saying that, he leaped into the air, performing a beautiful spinning jump, deliberately swaying on the ground in front of him.

Sure enough, a sharp pixel spike shot out of the ground with a "whoosh".

"There really is a trap!" Enkidu exclaimed with delight.

"Hmph, I've seen through your little tricks, Lin Shiye!" Gilgamesh revealed a confident smile, then jumped over with Enkidu.

The next second, the spikes magically changed position and appeared at their landing spot.

"What?!"

[Game over!]

Gilgamesh: ...

Enkidu: ...