Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

Red King will arrive on Earth in three hours...

Whether its arrival is salvation or destruction, I have no way of knowing; opinions vary. Let's just have some fried chicken first.

"The universe is infinite, and human life is insignificant. We come into this world naked and we leave naked, ultimately nothing more than a fleeting speck of dust in the universe." Lin Shiye looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his tone so sorrowful that it seemed he was about to ascend to immortality at any moment.

"Are you crazy? Is your brain smeared with fried chicken oil?" Hachiman Hikigaya sat cross-legged to the side, rolled his eyes, and made a precise retort.

Lin Shiye shook his head, looking as if he were the only one sober in a world of drunks: "You don't understand, I'm contemplating the ultimate question of the universe."

"Don't you understand? I wouldn't be surprised if this person jumped off the rooftop the next second." Jotaro Kujo pulled down his hat brim and added.

Hey, your style is completely different from ours. Is this what a real man looks like?

Light Yagami didn't speak. He ate his bento slowly and deliberately, without even lifting his eyelids. Clearly, he had gone from being wary of Lin Shiye's intermittent episodes of neurosis to being used to them.

"You guys are so boring." Lin Shiye looked up, her eyes seemingly filled with tears.

"I'm not playing with you guys anymore, there's no place for me here!"

As he spoke, he ran to the other side of the rooftop.

"Ah... what are you doing here?" Aya Sakura asked as someone shamelessly plopped down next to her.

"You sat down way too naturally."

"Here, I feel a long-lost warmth," Lin Shiye said, spouting nonsense with a straight face.

"Kobayashi, ah~" Aya Tsumugi Roka smiled and began to feed him.

Lin Shiye accepted it with a happy expression.

Lu Hua is a woman who is worthy of being my mother!

"You're spoiling him way too much." Aya looked at the way he was enjoying himself and really wanted to punch him.

"Old Lin, please help us persuade Aya." Isayama Makoto shook his arm, pleading softly.

"She won't go out with us!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Shiye looked at Caiye.

"He'll definitely have to work; I could have guessed that."

"Working every day will exhaust you, you should relax with us sometimes." Zhenshi blinked her big, watery eyes.

So cute, I could sit on it and die!

"Yes, Caiye is indeed pushing herself too hard, but I believe she knows what she's doing!" Lin Shiye said earnestly.

Ok?

How could you say something so human?

Caiye was a little incredulous.

"After all, Sister Cai is far from people but very close to gods," Lin Shiye said with a smile, changing his tune.

"I really believed your lies," Caiye pinched the soft flesh on Lin Shiye's waist.

"Oh ho ho—" The invincible Zi-O collapsed.

"Caiye works so hard every day, yet she always gets first place in exams. Maybe she really is the reincarnation of a god?" Luhua said with a smile, resting her chin on her hand.

"It's not that exaggerated." Caiye pointed at Lin Shiye.

"Isn't this guy number one too?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Shiye immediately sprang up from the ground, leaned close to Caiye's ear, and spoke in a seductive tone.

"As long as you shout out loud, 'Lin Shiye is the most handsome man in the world, the best of the best,' I'll hand in a blank paper next time and let you take first place." He paused, then added in a low voice.

"If that's still not enough, I can add laxatives to Light Yagami and Miyuki's bento boxes, and I guarantee they'll be so sick they won't be able to get out of bed."

"No! Need! It!" Caiye kicked him away, her eyes filled with disgust.

"Have you no shame?! And how can you say such vicious things without batting an eye!"

.........

At 2:30 p.m., the school bell rang on time. Afternoons in Japanese schools are always short, with the rest of the time devoted to club activities.

Unfortunately, Lin Shiye is not a member of the Return Home Club; the club he joined is...

In the corridor of the teaching building, Hiratsuka Shizuka quietly appeared and grabbed Hikigaya Hachiman, who was about to make a quick getaway.

"Hachiman, come with me for a moment."

Hachiman froze, a sense of foreboding washing over him like a tidal wave.

"T-Teacher, is there something you need?"

"You haven't joined the club yet, have you?" Hiratsuka Shizuka said.

"I'm in the Home Return Club." Hikigaya still wanted to struggle a bit more.

"There's no such thing at all." Hiratsuka Shizuka wrapped her arms around his neck and said with a smile, as if whispering like a devil.

"I've found you a great place!"

Yo-me-lo~

Hikigaya looked utterly hopeless.

Lin Shiye watched this scene clearly from the side, stroking his chin and falling into deep thought. Hachiman Hikigaya already has a good friend like him, so why does he still want to join the Service Club?

I absolutely cannot let this kid build a harem... oh no, anyway, Hachiman Hikigaya is my beloved friend, my brother, how can I bear to let you go astray!

Thinking of this, Lin Shiye suddenly stretched out Er Kang's hand and shouted.

"Wait a moment!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka stopped and turned her head in confusion.

Hachiman's eyes instantly welled up with tears, and he was so moved that he almost cried.

This is what brotherhood is! This is what bond is! Lin Shiye, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have called you crazy behind your back before! From now on, you are my best brother, Hachiman Hikigaya!

Lin Shiye came running over, his face full of righteous indignation. His serious expression made even Hiratsuka Shizuka feel a chill.

"Hachigaya-kun, you forgot your backpack." Lin Shiye solemnly placed the backpack in the other person's hand, and then nodded to Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Goodbye, teacher!

"..."

Lin Shiye, you son of a bitch!

Ignoring Hikigaya's mournful gaze, he ran all the way to the door of the club activity room. Before he even pushed the door open, he heard deafening cheers and the sound of bottles clinking inside.

"These guys are at it again." Lin Shiye shook his head, then opened the door.

"oh---"

"Too weak, too weak, too weak!" A shirtless man stood on the table, raising his wine glass and shouting arrogantly.

"There's no one who can drink anymore, get up and let's fight again!"

The ground was now littered with naked men, all of them drunk and unconscious, except for two muscular men and one anime otaku who remained standing.

This is... hell.

"You're drinking again, Iori." Lin Shiye sighed, then poured a glass of water and handed it to him with a gentle expression.

"Seriously, stop messing around with your seniors all the time. You should take better care of your health."

"Thank you, Tokiyo." Kitahara Iori calmed down a bit, took the water glass, and drank it all in one gulp.

But then, he silently put down his water glass and took out a lighter.

pat-

The blue flames suddenly shot up and burned merrily on the water's surface.

"Lin Shiye! Tell me why water can be ignited!" Kitahara Iori screamed in despair.

"Really? That's amazing." Lin Shiye pretended to be deep in thought.