Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Show time!"

Hachiman Hikigaya, in the center position, snapped his fingers crisply. The next second, the catchy, addictive DJ music resounded throughout the venue. The colorful flashlights were dazzling, the drumbeats pounded on the top of people's heads, and the audience below the stage couldn't help but shake their legs.

"Look at yourself when you wake up in the morning." Hachiman said with a straight face, and started marching in place in rhythm.

"Look at yourself~" Iori and Kohei echoed in unison, though they were a little off-key.

"I vaguely saw a handsome figure in the mirror."

"A handsome figure~"

"Strike a cool pose and keep up with the beat." The three of them spun around stiffly, almost tripping over their own feet.

What kind of despair must one be to dance like that?

"Close your eyes and start counting down, your dream guy is about to descend!"

The audience was completely dumbfounded, and Lin Shiye's eyes widened even more, because he had danced to this catchy tune a long time ago when he was drinking, just for his own amusement, and he never expected that it would be learned by others.

The veterans of the diving club also reminisced about that time.

"Oh...that's it." Shinji Tokita stroked his chin, looking like a professional judge.

"No, it's soulless."

"Indeed, Shiya was jumping around on the table with his bare bottom exposed." Jujiro agreed wholeheartedly, his tone full of regret.

"I thought they were up to something big, but this is all?"

At this moment, Iori leaped to the center position.

"I am gentle, considerate, and full of energy."

"Full of energy~" It was Hikigaya and Kohei's turn to fill in the blanks on either side.

"Effortlessly master various music styles."

"Music style~"

"Swing your arms, keep up with the beat." The three of them thrust their hips in unison, and this was the only movement that was exceptionally synchronized.

"My blood is boiling, he's already fallen in love with me!"

"I am the male god, I only turn around for myself..."

Just as the music was about to reach its climax, Lin Shiye suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.

wrong……

It's common knowledge that scum attract each other. As a qualified scum, he naturally understands how beastly Kitahara and Imamura are, and it's impossible for them to just dance such a meaningless dance.

Did they record a video at the time? And were they planning to release it in public and make me look like a ghost?

No, impossible. No one can escape my eyes.

So what should they do...?

Just as he was pondering this, Ning Meng next to him burst out laughing. The classmates sitting around him also stole glances at him, their smiles looking rather strained.

Lin Shiye's pupils contracted, and he quickly looked towards the stage.

Kohei moved to the center position, and all three of them had their clothes torn off, leaving only floral shorts, with a photo bigger than their heads pasted on their faces.

The person in the photo, smiling broadly, is none other than Lin Shiye.

"..."

No, are you guys crazy?

Three naked men pressed against his face, and the young boy twisted his waist wildly. They pulled out a stack of identical headshots from somewhere and threw them at the audience. The audience in the front row were overjoyed and rushed to grab them. Anyone who didn't know better would think they were being robbed.

Tamamo-no-Mae was in a flurry of activity, Artoria stopped eating, even the lazy Jeanne stopped sleeping, and as for Aya... she was the one who turned on the stage lights.

Huiyao had already gone on stage and started dancing, and there was even a mysterious white-haired man with an eye patch following behind him.

Even though everyone knew who was the one making a fool of themselves on stage, the moment they saw Lin Shiye's headshot on their faces, their minds automatically jumped into the picture, and they couldn't help but imagine it.

In short, Lin Shiye is now in a terrible state in everyone's minds.

"I'm sorry... hahaha~" Ning Meng covered her face, laughing so hard she couldn't stand up straight.

"I'm OH OH OH, I'm the ultimate male god, I'll smash the mirror to pieces!"

"You're screaming, you're head over heels for me~"

The beasts cheered loudly.

"What a man!! So manly!!" Shinji Tokita said with tears in his eyes, picking up a headshot from the ground and slapping it against his face.

"This is the pride of our diving club!!"

"Exhilarating! What an exhilarating dance!" Ryujiro Kotobuki closed his eyes, a look of pure enjoyment on his face.

Chisa remained silent. Were these two going to die?

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"..."

The cheers seemed to lift the entire stadium off its feet. Lin Shiye silently stood up, veins bulging on his forehead.

"Shi Ye?" Ning Meng looked at him.

"I'll go take care of this." Lin Shiye gritted his teeth and turned to walk backstage.

When he left, several students who had managed to grab the photos immediately stuck them to their faces and started waving them around. A kind-hearted girl even thoughtfully handed one to Ning Meng.

Needless to say, the latter joined decisively.

Lin Shiye: "..."

I haven't gone far yet!

In the VIP section.

The other school principals remained silent for a moment, then their gazes all swept toward the principal of the Immortal University.

The president of the "Immortal University" was sweating profusely, his toes practically digging a hole in the ground in embarrassment.

"Your students are indeed very outgoing." It was Qinghai Women's University who spoke first, their tone subtle.

"It truly lives up to its reputation as a divine university." The other principals echoed in agreement.

"These students are amazing."

Where is God?

"Is this student named Lin Shiye really that handsome?"

Just as the president of the Immortal University coughed twice, trying to smooth things over, a solemn voice rang out from the side.

"Indeed, Lord Shi Ye is omnipotent; his good looks are merely his most insignificant advantage." Woz sat elegantly in his seat and spoke with a serious expression.

"The title of 'male god' is truly well-deserved."

All the school principals: ?!

Whose subordinate is this? When did he arrive?

.........

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

The farce is over, but the cheers continue.

Kitahara Iori, Imamura Kohei, and Hikigaya Hachiman carefully slipped backstage, but before they could even catch their breath, they were caught red-handed by Hayashi Shiye, who had a dark expression on his face.

Despite their best efforts, they were unable to defeat the opponent. A minute later, the three were stripped naked again and hung at the entrance of the venue for public display.

"Tokiya, Tokiya! We are best friends!" Kohei Imamura cried, tears streaming down his face.

"It was their terrible idea, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Bullshit! You were the one who started it!" Kitahara Iori shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Shi Ye, believe me! I was coerced by them!"

Snapped!

Lin Shiye brandished the small leather whip in his hand and lashed it hard across their bodies.

"Ouch!" The two screamed in unison.

"Hachiman, do you have anything to say?" Lin Shiye looked at Hachiman Hikigaya, who had been pretending to be dead.

"If you have nothing more to say, please act quickly." Hachiman closed his eyes, his face showing a calm acceptance of death.

"Why am I being hung up too?" Gojo Satoru tried to break free of the ropes, but found that he had no strength at all.

"Hehe, can we make up?"

"Dad, I was wrong, please put me down!" Huiyao writhed like a maggot, his legs fidgeting restlessly back and forth.

"Behave yourself!" Lin Shiye lashed out with his whip, striking Gotiao Wu.

This comical scene attracted a large crowd of students, and as things got increasingly out of control, the principal finally stepped in.

"Shi Ye, please put them down! This is outrageous! This is outrageous!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than he was hoisted up, and before he could even react, he was whipped.

headmaster:"?"

Go quickly and invite Teacher Nangong!