Are you crazy? Trying to trick him into military service? He's the number one dragon on the fro

Chapter 1: Day 1 of Transmigration - Tricked into Military Service?

"Lu Xiao, you keep saying you love me, yet you won't even serve in the military for Brother Wang An. How can you bear to see Brother Wang An suffer in the army?"

"If you help Brother Wang An go to the front lines, our children can use your name!"

"By then, we'll be family!"

In the drafty thatched hut, Lin Ruoxue stood with her hands on her hips, speaking to the young man lying on the bed who had just woken up.

Her skin was as smooth as jade, her eyes bright and her teeth white, like a lotus flower just emerging from the water. She wore a beautiful moon-white cross-collar ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress), and a loose belt around her slender waist, which seemed as if it could be easily pulled open.

Seeing that Lu Xiao remained silent, Lin Ruoxue became even more arrogant:

"What, you don't want to?"

"Fine, but you're not allowed to do my laundry or hang it up tomorrow!"

No, where did you get this for me?

And you, Lin Ruoxue, you're so arrogant!

Even the people of central Jiangxi wouldn't dare to do something like that!

Lu Xiao didn't remain silent because he was overwhelmed by the other party's favor, but because his mind was still in a state of confusion and he was a little unclear about what kind of environment he was in!

Upon closer inspection, the girl's attire and surroundings are distinctly ancient in style.

This made him consider one possibility—

Have I... traveled to some ancient dynasty?

From the fact that he could directly recognize Lin Ruoxue, he realized that he had already received all of the original owner's memories upon waking up!

The original owner shared the same name as him and was an ordinary boy from Sangzi Village in Changyang County, Yuyang Prefecture, during the Great Zhou Dynasty.

After carefully sorting through the information, Lu Xiao discovered that this Great Zhou Dynasty was not related to any of the ancient dynasties in his memory, but it was somewhat similar to the structure of the late Tang Dynasty!

What made him laugh in anger was that the original owner of this body was actually a simp!

This guy has been following Lin Ruoxue around since he was a child. He was happy to be bossed around by others and even helped the green tea bum to please that guy named Wang An.

Lu Xiao cursed inwardly that the sycophant deserved to die, and was about to casually dismiss Lin Ruoxue when his expression suddenly changed!

He learned from the original owner's memories that it was because of this woman that the original owner's father died at the hands of Wang An's servant.

My older brother also had his legs broken for seeking justice for our father, becoming a disabled person despised by everyone!

Even so, the original owner remained obstinate and continued to fawn over his goddess. He would do whatever she asked him to do, and he genuinely believed that his father's death and his brother's disability had nothing to do with this woman!

Lu Xiao silently wished the original owner a safe journey. Now that I have taken over this body, I will not let our Lu family line die out!

Immediately, he stood up, glared at Lin Ruoxue, and coldly questioned her:

"Let me serve in the military in place of your brother Wang An?"

"Lin, you green tea b*tch, have you no shame?"

Lin Ruoxue was stunned on the spot, not understanding what "green tea" meant, and her face was full of embarrassment and anger because of his words.

Before she could speak, Lu Xiao counted on his fingers and said:

"According to the laws of my Great Zhou Dynasty, military service cannot be privately transferred. To use the name of offspring to conduct a transaction is a desecration of patriarchal law. Your words are suspected of overstepping your bounds, violating the law of allowing a concubine to dominate her husband, and also taking advantage of a sycophantic relationship, thus betraying human ethics..."

"These are all heinous crimes; even drowning you in a pig cage a hundred or a thousand times wouldn't be enough. How dare you say such things to me?"

When Lu Xiao saw Lin Ruoxue pouting and sniffling, looking like she was about to throw a tantrum, he knew that this woman was about to show her pitiful and weak side to gain sympathy!

In the past, when the original owner of this body didn't want to do anything, she always acted like this!

"As the old saying goes, 'If you don't discipline someone for three days, they'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles!'"

"It seems I really need to teach you a lesson today, so you'll know what propriety, righteousness, and a sense of shame are!"

After saying that, he grinned wickedly, grabbed Lin Ruoxue's slender waist, and slapped her on the buttocks.

The latter had no way to avoid it, and her sobs trembled slightly:

"Lu Xiao, what...what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do?"

clap clap!

Two crisp slapping sounds rang out, explaining Lu Xiao's intention:

"Let me tell you, since I can't reason with you about things that don't conform to the Zhou Dynasty's rules, then accept the iron fist of a real man!"

Lin Ruoxue was completely dumbfounded. She covered her buttocks and stared wide-eyed at the man in front of her, not understanding why her sycophant, who had always been obedient to her, had suddenly become so rude.

At the same time, Lu Xiao suddenly felt the scene before him change abruptly, and when he could see clearly again, his vision was suddenly occupied by a tall and exquisite pagoda.

The treasure looked dull and lackluster, but upon closer inspection, its extraordinary nature became apparent; it appeared to be made entirely of jade.

Lu Xiao was secretly wondering what this was when he suddenly saw the door on the first floor of the pagoda open, and a powerful suction force pulled him inside.

Clang!

The door slammed shut, and Lu Xiao stared in utter shock at the line of text that appeared before him—

"Nine layers of exquisite beauty, nine layers of mortal heart. Ignite the lamp of bright eyes, and attain great freedom and creation!"

Lu Xiao stroked his chin and murmured softly:

What does this mean? The system doesn't seem like a system, and I can't understand what it's saying. How can I attain true freedom and enlightenment?

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lin Ruoxue's face was swollen and red, and she was standing there crying. He sighed inwardly.

When you don't hit women, they have a lot of demands.

When she hits a woman, she only has one request.

See, Lin Ruoxue, that green tea b*tch, has finally behaved herself.

He saw a flash of resentment in the other person's eyes, immediately grabbed the other person's hair, and slapped him on the buttocks again:

"Lin Ruoxue, you're not some high-and-mighty young lady, nor are you a fairy who can charm everyone!"

"You want me to serve in the military in place of your brother Wang An?"

"dream!"

clap clap!

Amidst the sound of slaps, Lin Ruoxue cried out for her parents, unable to escape or hide!

At this moment, she was extremely shocked and suddenly felt that Lu Xiao, who had grown up with her, was a monster!

The pain in her body filled her with boundless fear, and she begged for mercy again and again, but unfortunately, she could not make the man stop.

A full quarter of an hour later, Lu Xiao seemed to have exhausted himself and plopped down on the straw bed, but still didn't let go:

"Lin Ruoxue, I'm telling you!"

"If you ever have any more inappropriate thoughts in the future, I'll beat you again, until you behave!"

"If you dare tell anyone about this, especially your brother Wang An, I will immediately report you to the authorities. Then, not only you, but your brother Wang An will also be imprisoned!"

"And don't think I don't know about Father's death, or how my elder brother has fallen to this state—it's all your fault!"

"If you want to resist, you can!"

"Let's settle both our old and new scores!"

"Did you hear me clearly?"

"Listen... I heard you clearly..."

Lin Ruoxue trembled with fear, her heart churning as if she were dreaming.

But the burning pain in her buttocks made her very clear that her position and Lu Xiao's position had been completely reversed!

She looked up and saw Lu Xiao taking off his shoes. She immediately went up to him and begged for mercy.

"Lu Xiao, from now on... could you please stop hitting me?"

"As long as you don't hit me, I'm willing to serve you and be your slave!"

"May I?"

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