After being poisoned by mushrooms, all the strange creatures became fascinated by me.

"So, what if I want to join this glorious group?"

Tang Li's heartfelt and surprising remarks stunned all the viewers.

The white comment appeared after a pause, like a bewildered HR person saying, "You're not qualified."

"I'm not qualified?" Tang Li sneered, slightly raising her chin. "Is it up to you to decide whether I'm qualified or not?"

"You and I are both sheep huddled around the adults." Tang Li raised her hand and pointed to the sky. "Only the adults can judge whether I'm qualified or not. You can't be unaware of that, can you?"

The white comments remained silent, as if mocking Tang Li's absurdity with their silence. But this wasn't a good idea, because in all communication, Tang Li was happy to be the aggressive player.

She leaned forward slightly. "Or perhaps, the Lord never actually allowed you to hear his divine pronouncements?"

Tanuki previously commented in the live chat, "Believers? Don't flatter them, they're just a bunch of brainless fans who never got noticed by their idol until they died." So Tang Li bet that their "adult" never responded to them.

The white barrage finally spoke: "You don't need to bother issuing orders, or even be seen by you. We will do everything. We will patrol your copies, and we will offer the rarest sacrifices, as long as it pleases you."

Tang Li didn't even blink, and smiled, "Really? But just now, the master told me himself..."

The long-haired girl sitting on the hospital bed blinked slowly and gently.

Her clear, black and white eyes shattered into countless mirrors in the blink of an eye, and a kaleidoscope made of hundreds of gemstone-like minerals bloomed in her eye sockets. The dazzling light and shadow almost illuminated her entire face, and her beautiful, inhuman eyes gazed at the thousands of viewers outside the live broadcast room.

Her black hair was loose, her face was pale and beautiful, her lips were red, she wore no jewelry, she was barefoot, the walls were white, and the sheets were white.

Eyes that were enormous and filled all the light and color, and a voice that was as low as a whisper yet still clear.

Divinity and the uncanny intertwine within her, creating a breathtaking beauty. No one can take their eyes off her.

The audience suddenly realized: those eyes were not kaleidoscopes, but windows, the two most sacred and splendid stained-glass windows of the church. The gaze of the gods, like the bright moon and the rising sun, poured down on everyone through these two windows, without sorrow or joy.

She is not a patient, nor a player; she is a bishop who wields a scepter to communicate with heaven and earth, with a weeping god and a laughing devil standing behind her.

Tang Li's voice was ethereal, and the narrow, dark ward suddenly felt like a vast and lofty palace.

"It doesn't care about ownership of the copies, nor about your offerings."

"It only wishes that everyone will stop making noise in its ear, stop praying in their hearts, and stop silently reciting its name."

She tilted her head slightly, raised a finger, and gently covered her lips. "So, shh—"

"Do not disturb adults' sleep."

Time continued to flow linearly, and the live stream room remained silent.

Full score!

Brilliant! A superb performance! An extremely successful act of charlatanry!

Tang Li quickly used her newly acquired points to buy a live stream blocking item and forcibly shut down the live stream. Only then did she feel a little safe.

The girl, who was like a goddess priestess just a second ago, jumped out of bed and transformed into a monkey punching in the air with a smug look on her face.

"Am I super awesome?" Tang Li asked happily, hands on her hips and looking down.

Soft sounds echoed in every corner of the pillow as the little pear figures cheered and high-fived each other.

Just now, Tang Li did many things at the same time.

She multitasked, chatting idly with the comments while browsing the system shop, successfully ordering the items: [Magic Aura] (use it, even your enemies will donate money to you), [Sacred and Serene Atmosphere Filter] (for taking photos in Western dungeons), and [Church-Style Ethereal Sound Source] (friendly for tone-deaf people, your singing voice can even move the eerie)...

Just then, she suddenly noticed a notification of superpower awakening among the pile of messages in the background.

Her special ability is called "The most delicious thing in the world is fungi".

Superpowers are an integral part of an awakened person's life, which is why every streamer knows their powers like the back of their hand, and Tang Li is no exception. Aside from a few seconds of silence when she heard the name, Tang Li almost instantly grasped how to use her power.

This is definitely a superpower with top-notch investigative attributes, but that doesn't stop Tang Li from using it to further her supernatural and ghostly schemes. With the stage set, it's time to take the stage and put on a show in front of "Mad Dog" and a crowd of onlookers.

Despite the group of "mad dogs" threatening to kill her, Tang Li wasn't too worried. She knew that at least in this instance, with Gu Xiaoying protecting her, they couldn't harm her.

However, this doesn't mean Tang Li doesn't want to solve the problem. After all, being entangled with this group is really troublesome, and she's unwilling to cower in order to avoid trouble. After all, how can you guard against thieves for a thousand days?

And the effect of this deception was outstanding.

Those blood-red bullet comments, which weren't very bright, never appeared again. Only the white bullet comments continued to struggle, accusing her of wishful thinking and nonsense.

In response, Tang Li raised three questions:

First, if she hadn't been given some guidance by an adult, how could she have suddenly awakened her superpowers without even knowing she was in a bizarre instance?

Secondly, if she had no contact with the adults, how could she have convinced all the supernatural beings that she was the adults, without knowing anything about their preferences or personality?

Third, if she hadn't been favored by the adults, how could she, a complete novice player who had never even seen the mall, have so easily defeated Director Cao this morning?

If the first question can be attributed to Tang Li's talent, then the second and third questions are absolutely crucial.

While the bizarre livestream disregarded privacy, it wasn't so perverse as to involve the streamer going to the toilet. Therefore, viewers were unaware of Tang Li's act of tearing up the medical manual in the toilet stall, and even less likely did they realize that what caused Director Cao such agony wasn't Tang Li, but rather the bizarre rule that one mustn't touch the "book" in the instance.

They could only suspect that someone was helping Tang Li. Jiang Hui and Qiu Wanting themselves couldn't produce such an ordinary yet deadly tool, and if Gu Xiaoying were to use it, it would inevitably be accompanied by black mist and bloodstains… So, who else could it be?

Besides, the words Tang Li relayed "on behalf of the master" sounded too much like what that master himself had said.

That one doesn't care about anything, it just wants to sleep peacefully for a while, right? It wishes it would only wake up on "February 2nd" all year round!

Tang Li... even if it's made up, how could it possibly be made up to touch that person's heart like this?

The viewers in the live chat were full of doubt and whispered among themselves: Could she really be that person's favorite?

At this moment, unbeknownst to anyone in the live chat, the devout believer Tang Li was clasping her hands together, offering sacrifices to that great man.