Gu Feng sat at a table with four beautiful women. This kind of good fortune was not something that ordinary people could have, but he couldn't feel happy at all!

Because these four women were all experienced in dealing with people, he, who originally had no clinical experience, could only sit there obediently.

Gu Feng is very casual about food; as long as it fills his stomach, he's fine.

The four women in front of me were quite picky about food, flipping through the menu over and over, as if they were studying men, before finally ordering.

For wine, we ordered a bottle of red wine from the 1980s.

However, Gu Feng frowned after taking a sip. "Sisters, this wine has gone bad!"

The girls were shocked. They sniffed it again, tasted it, and shook their heads. "Nothing there!"

The girls were puzzled, but the astute Su Man'er noticed something amiss and whispered, "Gu Feng, you've never drunk red wine before!"

Gu Feng confessed honestly, "I've drunk white and yellow wine before, but I've never drunk anything like this, with its blood-like, rancid smell!"

Su Man'er was sweating profusely, but the three women suddenly realized that this guy had never even drunk red wine.

Seeing the disdain in the eyes of the three women, Su Man'er felt very embarrassed and whispered to Gu Feng, "That's what red wine tastes like. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

"oh!"

Gu Feng stopped talking and buried his head in the bowl of borscht.

After a moment of slight embarrassment, Su Man'er became quite smug, winking and gesturing at the group as if to ask: "Your men have good taste, but are they as obedient as mine?"

The three women looked at each other, sighed in despair, and realized there really wasn't one!

However, Su Man'er's smugness didn't last long. Her face turned embarrassed again, and it got worse and worse because Gu Feng made a complete fool of himself in the following time!

The napkin was tied like a red scarf, the beef was ordered well-done, and he also had an injury on his hand, so cutting it was as difficult as sawing!

After finally managing to cut off a piece, she used too much force, and the piece of beef flew out and landed directly inside Xu Yan's collar.

Xu Yan was thrown into the air, screaming and yelling.

This meal was so chaotic that it made one want to cry.

Gu Feng was embarrassed, and Su Man'er was naturally ashamed as well. Before she had even finished her meal, she hurriedly pulled Gu Feng away, as she couldn't bear to lose face any longer.

When bad luck strikes, even drinking cold water can cause problems!

On the way home, Su Man'er's temperamental Bora started acting up again, lying down and refusing to move after a few steps as if it had eaten too much.

Having no other option, Su Man'er had to call a car company to tow the old car to a repair shop, and then walk home.

Who would have thought that after only a few steps, one of her high heels would break.

Su Man'er was on the verge of tears. Seeing Gu Feng still following behind like a fool, she was even angrier. But she couldn't lash out. After all, she had brought this mentally unstable man out to show off!

Gu Feng looked at her gloomy and uncertain expression and felt a little uneasy!

Although they hadn't known each other for very long, he knew very well that this woman was about to get angry, and the wise choice was to stay away from her.

However, at this moment, Su Man'er, who had sprained her ankle, desperately needed someone to help her, but Gu Feng stood there like a wooden statue.

When he met Su Man'er's murderous gaze and finally realized what was happening and tried to help her up, Su Man'er slapped him away.

Gu Feng could only silently follow behind her.

Finally, after a long and arduous journey home, just as he was about to enter, Gu Feng finally spoke: "Sister..."

"Shut up, don't call me sister. You're just trying to piss me off. You know those women look down on me, and you still embarrass me."

"sister....."

"Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up?" Su Man'er's voice rose eight octaves.

Gu Feng opened his mouth, but seeing her furious expression, he wisely closed it again.

"I'm never taking you out again. I wanted you to make me look good, but instead you've made me look bad!"

Su Man'er cursed, then couldn't help but sigh. She had brought this embarrassment upon herself; why did she insist on putting on a brave face?

A "sizzle!" sound came from under my feet, as if I had stepped on something soft!

Su Man'er looked down and couldn't help but scream. Some inconsiderate and unhygienic dog had defecated in front of her gate, and it was all stuck to her feet.

Seeing Gu Feng standing to the side with his arms crossed, frowning and looking at her with unbearable pity, she couldn't help but ask, "Did you see there was an ostrich here all along?"

Gu Feng nodded weakly.

"Then why didn't you remind me?"

Gu Feng looked completely innocent. "I've been trying to remind you, but you keep telling me to shut up!"

Su Man'er shouted angrily, "Shut up!"

"Sister, I want to..."

"You don't need to think about anything, just shut up right now!"

Gu Feng reluctantly shut his mouth, took a few steps back, covered his ears, and even closed one eye.

"Hmph!" Su Man'er grunted and hopped inside, but as soon as she took a step, there was another "sizzle" sound. She looked down!

That's so unlucky!

She actually stepped on something smelly again.

Looking at Su Man'er's gloomy expression as she turned around, and the murderous aura emanating from her body!

Gu Feng was flustered and at a loss. "Sister, I was just about to remind you that there's another lump ahead, but you told me..."

"Shut up!"

Su Man'er was practically roaring as she rushed toward the water tap in the courtyard.

……

Tonight, the night is cool and still, just like a woman.

Beneath her flowing pomegranate skirt, on the soft leather sofa, the night descends, revealing her most tender side, like a woman's half-loosened belt, awaiting the trembling courage of a man.

Gu Feng had always considered himself a brave man who would never tremble no matter what he did, but now his hand trembled slightly as he handed Su Man'er the liniment.

Su Man'er was a woman of strong emotions, with clear likes and dislikes. Her temper flared up quickly but subsided just as fast. Seeing Gu Feng's cautious demeanor, she couldn't help but chuckle.

"What are you afraid of? I'm not a tiger, I'm not going to eat you!"

Gu Feng felt a little wronged, "But sister, you really did look like you were going to eat someone up just now!"

Su Man'er felt a little guilty. "Uh... I admit it, I really went too far tonight!"

Gu Feng felt somewhat ashamed. "No, it's just that you were unlucky, and I'm indeed not modern enough!"

Su Man'er only understood half of what he said. Was Gu Feng's performance tonight related to his lack of modernity? But to be fair, her luck tonight couldn't be described as bad; it had to be described as terrible. She was the only one on earth who was so unlucky. Who else could be like her, stepping in dog poop twice in a row? And it wasn't just bad luck.

Although Su Man'er had prepared the liniment for bruises and sprains, she clearly didn't know how to use it, so Gu Feng had to do it for her!

He applied the medicinal wine evenly to her delicate feet and then massaged them with varying pressure.

"Hmm," Su Man'er initially gritted her teeth and endured it, but in the end she couldn't bear it any longer and couldn't help but groan softly.

Gu Feng only listened for a short while before realizing that something was wrong with his body.

Su Man'er clearly noticed this, and in order to avoid causing a death, she quickly shut her mouth and held back her voice.

Nothing was said that night, and the next day arrived.

Although Su Man'er's leg was not a problem, she still took the time to be lazy, lying to the company that she was going to the hospital to run some business, and then stayed home and slept soundly.

In her hazy state, a fragrant aroma wafted over, tempting her to eat. She couldn't resist tiptoeing out of the room, only to find Gu Feng already busy in the kitchen.

Having traveled through a thousand years to be a stay-at-home dad, this was definitely not Gu Feng's wish, and he also knew that this was only temporary. A golden carp is not meant to stay in a pond; it will transform into a dragon once it encounters wind and clouds!

He is now waiting for the storm to break.

Like Gu Feng, Su Man'er knew that he was only temporarily staying at home as a cook, so she cherished every meal Gu Feng cooked!

Forgetting all the unpleasantness of last night, I went into the kitchen to help.

You wash the rice, I'll cook the vegetables!

In the small kitchen, the two bodies brushed against each other several times, and with each light touch, warmth filled the air. Both Gu Feng and Su Man'er thoroughly enjoyed this inevitable collision!

The two were getting really into it when the doorbell rang.

Su Man'er was puzzled. Ever since Gu Feng came, the frequency of her doorbell ringing had become unusual.

When the door opened, Su Man'er was stunned for a moment, because standing outside were her three best friends who had dinner with her the night before.

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