A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.

After school in the morning, Gu Feng watched his classmates excitedly rush out of the classroom one after another, but he felt a pang of bitterness in his heart. However, he thought to himself, it's not a big deal.

When Heaven is about to place a great responsibility on a person, it first tests their will, toughens their body, and subjects them to hunger. Although time is tight, it's ultimately about acquiring skills—learning a couple more foreign languages ​​is definitely a good thing.

You have to understand that back in the Liao Dynasty, let alone English and Latin, nobody could speak even a bird language.

Moreover, it's not like I have absolutely no personal time left. At least, I'm still free after 7:30 pm.

He originally thought that his classmate Youcai would start tutoring him now.

To everyone's surprise, after all the other students had left, she remained motionless, sitting there as still as a rock.

"Hey, Cai, shouldn't we start our tutoring session now?" Gu Feng reluctantly reminded him.

"I haven't eaten yet." Youcai's voice was still soft and gentle, as if she might startle a passing ant if she wasn't careful.

"Then hurry up and go eat," Gu Feng replied irritably.

"You're treating me to a meal." Youcai's voice wasn't loud, but what she said was quite surprising.

"Why should I?" Gu Feng almost slammed his hand on the table again.

"Gu Fengjun, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Similarly, there's no such thing as free tutoring. You treat me to a meal, and I'll tutor you—that's fair, isn't it?" Youcai's tone remained indifferent, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Damn it!" Gu Feng finally couldn't help but curse. But upon closer examination, what this little vixen said didn't seem to be entirely unreasonable...

Well, what can you do when Master Gu considers himself a reasonable person? So he had no choice but to accept his fate. "Alright then, Rapeseed Student, I'll treat you to dinner. Rapeseed, please."

"But...Gu Fengjun, I really want to eat braised pork today." Youcai gently bit her lower lip, looking aggrieved.

"Want some ham sausage? I'll add two eggs for you too." Gu Feng said in a sarcastic tone, drawing out the words.

"That's wonderful! I love sausages the most!" Youcai clapped her hands excitedly.

Gu Feng: "..."

Gu Feng had his eyes opened in the school cafeteria.

He used to think that Erxi was the biggest eater among all the people he knew.

But now, he finally saw someone who could eat even more than Erxi—this delicate, refined, and seemingly uninterested classmate, Youcai.

"You can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't measure the sea with a bushel"—this is truly a profound saying.

Gu Feng watched as Youcai leisurely devoured a serving of braised pork, a serving of beef brisket, a roast duck leg, two chicken wings, a sausage, two salted duck eggs, two char siu buns, three ounces of white rice, and finally a bowl of stew.

"Hey, Rapeseed Girl, where did you come from? Is there a famine where you are?"

Gu Feng was horrified. He secretly thought that if he married a wife like this, she would eat him into poverty sooner or later.

Especially the way she bites into a sausage—the precision and ferocity with which she does it—it's chilling just thinking about it.

"An island nation," the student replied through gritted teeth.

"Huh? You're not an exchange student?" Gu Feng asked, full of doubt.

After finally swallowing the mouthful of food, perhaps feeling a little better, the student's voice brightened a bit. "Who said I'm an exchange student? I'm an international student. I came here voluntarily to study abroad."

"Oh," Gu Feng replied blankly, then deliberately asked in a disgusting tone, "Aren't you afraid of stuffing yourself to death with this kind of eating?"

Suddenly, Youcai laughed, "Gu Feng, you're really joking. I've seen people die from all sorts of things: falling, crashing, being poisoned, dying from disease, drowning, being beaten to death... but I've really never seen anyone die from overeating."

"Oh, it seems that you're still a bit ignorant, aren't you? Come on, let me tell you a secret." Gu Feng beckoned to her mysteriously.

"What secret?" Rapeseed asked curiously, peeking its head slightly forward.

"I heard the cooks at this cafeteria are quite busy."

"Gu Fengjun, what kind of secret is this? So many people come to eat in this cafeteria, of course they're busy." Youcai immediately lost interest.

"Besides being busy with kitchen work, they also help out at the school," Gu Feng continued, seemingly oblivious to the situation.

"Cooking for the students, isn't that helping the school?"

"I mean those physically demanding jobs involving moving and lifting."

"Oh, you mean moving rice, meat, and vegetables?"

"I was referring to moving the...meat from the dissection room."

"The dissection room?" Youcai's expression froze, and her stomach began to churn slightly.

"Yeah. The teachers at our school are all weak scholars, not many of them are strong. Whether it's a fresh or not-so-fresh corpse, we have to call on the burly cooks in the cafeteria to help."

"Ugh!" A muffled sound came from the rapeseed's throat, it was hard to tell whether it was a burp or dry heaving.

"Hey, do you think... there might be one or two weirdo chefs who didn't carry the corpse back to the anatomy building, but instead carried it into the kitchen and processed it again?" Gu Feng asked curiously, as if discussing some academic issue.

"Ugh—" Rapeseed couldn't help but let out an even louder muffled thud.

"By the way, Youcai, do you think the color of this processed meat is similar to the beef brisket you just ate?" Gu Feng picked up a toothpick and poked it into the remaining brown sauce on the plate of beef brisket. "Yeah, that's the color I think it is. All the meat in the anatomy building that's soaked in formaldehyde is this color... Hey, Youcai, where are you going?"

"Ugh—ugh—ugh—" Outside the cafeteria, the sound of Youcai vomiting came one after another, heartbreaking.

The students who were eating all turned to look.

"Oh dear, Cai, what's wrong with you? You're not... pregnant, are you?" Gu Feng shouted in alarm as he rushed towards her.

The students who had just been glancing sideways now all stared wide-eyed, their faces filled with pity—how could someone be so careless!

At this moment, Gu Feng had already run to Youcai's side, patting her back tenderly and whispering comfortingly, "Youcai, I was just kidding. There's no such thing as a crazy cook. But seriously, during the third period, I did see them go to the anatomy building. I think... they must have washed their hands before cutting meat and cooking. Don't worry."

"Ugh—ugh—ugh—"

"You're really throwing up, Cai." Gu Feng looked at her with sympathy, then asked with concern, "Did you bring any tissues?"

The rapeseed was vomiting so badly that she was dizzy and disoriented. She waved the pack of tissues in her hand, too busy to even bother with her mouth.

Gu Feng, however, seemed to have suddenly developed selective blindness, relentlessly asking, "Do you have any tissues?" "How about I go buy you a pack?" "I'll go buy them for you right now, okay?" "I'll go buy them for you..."

Rapeseed, who was vomiting violently and feeling extremely uncomfortable, finally lost all patience with his incessant nagging. Forgetting all about being a lady and maintaining decorum, she suddenly yelled at him, "I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! Can't you see?!"

"Wow—" Upon hearing this shout, the students in the cafeteria immediately erupted in commotion.

Seeing the surprised and pitying looks on her classmates' faces, Youcai finally realized what was going on. When she looked at Gu Feng again, her eyes were full of resentment.

Gu Feng blinked innocently at her, then said matter-of-factly, "Youcai, there's really no need to be so grateful. We're classmates, we should be united, friendly, and look after each other. Look at you, why are you crying?"

Youcai sniffed hard, wiped her eyes, and tried her best to force a polite smile to retort, but she found that the students around her were pointing at her strangely, whispering and gossiping.

She finally couldn't take it anymore, covered her face, and turned to run away.

Gu Feng followed behind unhurriedly, swaying slightly as he went. In such a good mood, he even hummed a little tune: "If you asked me to come, who the hell wouldn't want to come? Only a bastard wouldn't want to come... Your walls are so high, and you've set up cannons all over the place. I'm afraid your dad's going to use those cannons to show off..."

He had only heard this tune once on television, but to his surprise, he memorized it perfectly, word for word, and with great skill.

If he had such a powerful memory for reading, he wouldn't be in this predicament where he's being persecuted today.