A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.

"Gentlemen, would you like to buy a card?"

The saleswoman behind the counter wore a dark, tight-fitting short skirt uniform that accentuated her curves.

Erxi loves good food, but he loves beautiful women even more.

Upon seeing the saleswoman's radiant smile, I got so excited that I stammered, "Yes, yes, I want to... buy a card."

Gu Feng sighed inwardly.

This woman is just average. If it weren't for those tight-fitting bras that push her breasts up and squeeze her buttocks out, her figure would be unbearable to look at.

Erxi can't even speak properly when he sees a woman like this. How can he expect to get a wife in the future?

"What kind of package would you like, sir?" The saleswoman's smile widened as she saw a customer approaching, and she eagerly promoted her services. "We have Global Pass, Easy Own, and M-Zone packages—all kinds of packages are available."

"Then, then could you... introduce me to her?" Erxi stammered, his eyes fixed on the cleavage the saleswoman had forced open.

Clearly, Erxi wasn't as picky about food as Gu Feng; he could eat anything that was edible.

「全球通呢，有58元套餐、88元套餐、128元套餐、188元套餐、288元套餐、388元套餐、588元套餐、888元套餐，还有1688元套餐。价位不同，优惠也不同，价位越高优惠越多。不知先生想要哪一个呢？」

The saleswoman enthusiastically promoted the service, handing Erxi a Global Pass tariff schedule as she did so.

However, her gaze would occasionally drift past Erxi's obese body and toward Gu Feng standing behind her.

Gu Feng is barely 1.8 meters tall, and he wouldn't look shabby standing next to any man—of course, if you're talking about Yao Ming, that's a different story.

Compared to Erxi, who was fat and greasy, Gu Feng, standing behind him, appeared slender, tall, and had an outstanding temperament.

Whether viewed from afar or up close, the ancient maple is more pleasing to the eye.

Everyone loves beauty, so the saleswoman naturally turned her attention to the handsome and dashing Gu Feng.

Unfortunately, Erxi's physique was simply too imposing; he only took a small step, and Gu Feng behind him was completely obscured. The saleswoman's gaze could only helplessly return to Erxi.

"Miss, how much is the rent this month?" Erxi asked again.

"Sir, it's not expensive, only fifty yuan a month." The saleswoman smiled sweetly.

"Fifty?" Erxi felt a chill run down his spine. Fifty yuan a month for rent isn't expensive? Fifty yuan could buy so many quilts! It's easy for you to say that when you're not in my shoes. So he shook his head. "Do you have anything else?"

"Yes, China Mobile also has the Shenzhouxing series. Shenzhouxing Popular Package, Talk Package, Relaxing Package, and Home Package." After patiently introducing the packages, the saleswoman handed Erxi a tariff schedule.

Erxi's eyes were sharp, but after a quick glance up and down, he lost interest. Those prepaid cards had a minimum monthly fee of ten yuan.

"Miss, do you have any apartments with lower monthly rent, or even no monthly rent at all?" Erxi asked again.

"Yes, we do." Although the saleswoman was getting a little impatient, she still had a professional smile on her face, though there was a hint of disdain in her eyes—she'd run into two poor guys trying to buy SIM cards.

"We also have the standard China Mobile plan here, which doesn't have a monthly fee." The saleswoman's attitude was noticeably perfunctory, and she wasn't as enthusiastic as before when handing over the tariff sheet.

Erxi took the tariff list and was dumbfounded. It did indeed say there was no monthly fee, but the call rate was 0 cents per minute, meaning he was basically on roaming everywhere he went.

"Forget it." Heartbroken, Erxi shook her head, put the stack of bills back on the counter, and pulled Gu Feng toward the China Unicom counter across the street.

"Wait, gentlemen, we also have M-Zone here, would you like to take a look?" the saleswoman called out from behind.

"No monthly rent?" Erxi stopped and asked.

"Of course I'll take it. There's no such thing as a free lunch," the saleswoman sneered.

"Then I'll go check with China Unicom," Erxi said, turning to leave again.

"Then go ahead and go. They're notorious for four bad things—bad signal, bad rates, bad attitude, and bad management. Don't regret buying their SIM card," the saleswoman said sarcastically.

"But they have one good point," Erxi said earnestly.

"What?"

"Look," Erxi pointed to the saleswomen standing at the China Unicom counter across the street, "they all have better figures than you."

"You—" The saleswoman was speechless.

"Haha." Erxi laughed loudly, pulling Gu Feng across the street, which made the young lady so angry that she stomped her feet on the spot.

Gu Feng was a little stunned, staring blankly at Er happy.

He thought Erxi was completely infatuated with those expired breasts, but it turns out he was just pretending to be weak while actually being strong.

Following Erxi to the China Unicom counter, although the lady had said there were "four disadvantages" here, the monthly fee and call charges were significantly cheaper.

Gu Feng had no concept of phone bill standards; Su Man'er took care of all his phone bills, so he just made the calls. He was just following Erxi around to broaden his horizons.

However, after walking around for a short while, Erxi said to Gu Feng, "Junior Brother, let's go back."

"Go back where? We haven't bought this card yet, have we?" Gu Feng asked, puzzled.

"It's just... I need to go back and buy a card," Erxi said somewhat embarrassedly.

Seeing Erxi's embarrassed expression, Gu Feng immediately understood and asked in surprise, "You mean, go back to that woman from before?"

"Mmm." Erxi nodded even more shyly.

"Second Senior Brother, you...you wouldn't have taken a fancy to that girl, would you?" Gu Feng felt a chill run down his spine.

"No, it's just that I suddenly remembered that the China Unicom signal is very bad in my village," Erxi explained.

"Oh." Gu Feng was both amused and exasperated. "Then let's go back."

"But I'm a little afraid of that woman. Just now I..." Erxi hesitated, unable to take a step.

"It's alright, senior brother. If she dares to make a scene, I'll beat her up for you," Gu Feng said, patting his chest.

"Okay, let's go back." Encouraged by Erxi, he finally mustered up some courage and started walking towards the shop across the street. But when he got to the door, his steps became slow and hesitant.

When the saleswoman saw that Erxi had actually come back, her face immediately darkened.

Erxi stood there, too afraid to go any further.

Seeing the two of them, Gu Feng couldn't help but find it amusing. He mischievously gave Erxi a push from behind, saying, "Senior brother, let's go in."

Erxi was pushed to the counter by him, facing the saleswoman.

"Why did you come back?" the saleswoman said with a straight face, her tone sounding rather resentful.

"I...I'm here to buy a card," Erxi stammered again.

"Weren't you going to look over there?" the saleswoman asked again.

"I've seen it." Erxi stammered in response, turning to look for Gu Feng for courage, only to find that the junior brother who had just vowed to help him beat up this woman was now flipping through the number book as if nothing had happened. Erxi couldn't help but curse the kid for being disloyal.

"Didn't you say they had better figures than me? Why did you come back?" The saleswoman's anger hadn't subsided. But after saying that, she realized that her words sounded a bit too ambiguous.

"They have great figures, but... their service is clearly not as good as yours." Erxi said, bracing herself for the challenge and going it alone.

"Oh, so you think I'm easy to bully and want to come back and bully me again?" the saleswoman said aggressively.

"No, no, I really want to buy one of your cards," Erxi stammered.

"Hmph, I hate people like you who are two-faced, hypocritical, fat, ugly, and fickle. I'd rather sell my card to anyone than you," the saleswoman said angrily.

Erxi looked embarrassed.

Anyone would have thought he was about to explode, but to everyone's surprise, he pleaded in a low voice, "Please sell me one."

The dialogue between the two was so ambiguous that Gu Feng blushed slightly.

He glanced up and saw Erxi's pleading eyes, then quickly lowered his head and continued flipping through the number book, pretending he hadn't heard or seen anything. But as he flipped through, his gaze suddenly fixed on a number.

"Not for sale." The saleswoman was adamant and refused outright.

People fight for their pride, and even Buddhas fight for a stick of incense. This saleswoman actually had the backbone to refuse to do business with Erxi just to uphold her pride.

"If you don't sell it to me, I'll file a complaint against you." Erxi was somewhat embarrassed and angry.

"Hmph, I own this store, who are you going to complain to?" the saleswoman sneered defiantly.

"I..." Erxi was speechless.

"Then sell me one," Gu Feng finally interjected.

"You too..." The saleswoman was about to blurt out, "You're no better than me," but when she looked up and saw Gu Feng's handsome face, she immediately changed her words, her voice softening, "You want to buy a card too?"

"Yes, I want this one." Gu Feng pointed to a number in the phone book.

"This number has already been sold," the saleswoman said.

"Oh? It's been sold for a long time?" Gu Feng asked again.

"It's been about a week," the saleswoman replied, somewhat puzzled.

"Did you register the ID number of the person who bought the card?" Gu Feng asked again.

"It's registered, and I have a copy of your ID card." The saleswoman nodded, then became wary. "Why are you asking about this?"

"Can I take a look?" Gu Feng asked again.

"No. Customer information is personal privacy, and we have no right to disclose it." The saleswoman looked at Gu Feng warily.

"Oh? I'll give you the money, okay?" Gu Feng asked again.

"No way." The saleswoman shook her head resolutely.

"Then how can I find out?" Gu Feng persisted.

"Unless you're a police officer. But are you?"

"Oh, I'm not." Gu Feng hesitated for a moment, then took out his phone. Just as he was about to dial, he saw the two of them still staring at him blankly, so he couldn't help but laugh. "Why are you two looking at me like that? Go on."

"...Sell me one, please." Erxi surprisingly chimed in again, addressing the saleswoman, and added at the end, "I won't do it again."

This time, not only was Gu Feng dumbfounded, but the saleswoman was also stunned. Her face flushed red, and she muttered, "I've been selling cards for so long, and this is the first time I've seen such a spineless scoundrel like you."

Erxi blushed slightly, but didn't retort. Of course, he didn't leave either; he just stood there looking at the saleswoman—you could even say he was gazing at her with affection.

The saleswoman was finally defeated by Erxi. She pulled out a package card from under the counter and threw it to him.