A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.

"What time is it? Still spacing out?" Su Man'er gave Gu Feng a sharp rap on the head. "Give me your ID card, I'll register you!"

The procedure for seeing a doctor at the Municipal People's Hospital is generally as follows: first, you get a form to fill in basic information, and then you spend several yuan to get a medical card!

You need a medical card to queue up for registration, then queue up to see the doctor, then queue up to pay, then queue up for tests, then queue up again to see the doctor, then queue up to pick up your medication, then queue up for injections...

A full day of medical treatment involves spending most of the time queuing!

Enough of this long-winded talk, let's get back to the main topic!

Su Man'er asked Gu Feng for his ID card, but Gu Feng retorted, "What's an ID card?"

"You don't even know what an ID card is?" Su Man'er stared in disbelief. "Did I knock you out of your mind? Or were you just mentally unstable to begin with?"

Gu Feng looked embarrassed. He wasn't stupid, he was just ignorant!

He still doesn't understand many things about modern times and is learning by trial and error.

Su Man'er took out her wallet, pulled out a second-generation resident ID card, and showed it to Gu Feng. "Hey, this is my ID card!"

Gu Feng examined it carefully for a while before saying, "I don't have such a thing, but sister, the person drawn on it, although somewhat like you, isn't as pretty as you!"

Su Man'er was both amused and exasperated. Although this kid was a bit simple-minded, he was a straightforward person who liked to speak the truth!

Some people speak the truth just to curry favor!

Some people are just telling the truth; they genuinely think you're good-looking.

Gu Feng belongs to the latter category, which is probably why Su Man'er is still willing to take him along despite his foolishness.

"Gu Feng, your only saving grace is that you only came to see a doctor, not a policeman, otherwise you'd be in big trouble!"

"Sister, you're wrong!" Gu Feng laughed, his smile brighter than the sunshine outside. "The only thing I'm grateful for is meeting you, sister!"

"Smooth-talking!"

Su Man'er rolled her eyes at him, but secretly she was delighted and went to help him queue up and register!

As for why Gu Feng didn't have an ID card, she thought it was easy to explain.

Isn't it reasonable for a mentally challenged homeless person to not have an ID card?

……

Playing around is fine, but you can't joke around when it comes to medical treatment.

After finally getting through the long queue, Su Man'er brought Gu Feng to the neurology department and met the specialist, Associate Chief Physician Li.

Deputy Director Li was exchanging glances and chatting with his co-worker nurse when a patient came in. He stopped and casually asked, "What's wrong?"

Su Man'er quickly told him, "Brain!"

Deputy Director Li frowned. "Head or brain?"

Su Man'er thought for a moment before saying, "Brain!"

Deputy Director Li remained absent-minded. "What's wrong?"

"I was hit by a car, and my mind is constantly fluctuating, sometimes normal and sometimes not. My thought process sometimes reverts to ancient times..."

"Stop!" Deputy Director Li freed one hand and pointed to the examination bed behind him: "Lie down on the bed, I need to examine you!"

Go to bed? Su Man'er felt a chill run down her spine. She pointed at Gu Feng, "It wasn't me, it was him!"

"Is he mute? You need to speak for him?"

Deputy Director Li finally looked up at the person.

Before me stood a man and a woman; the woman was exceptionally beautiful, while the man was exceptionally unpleasant to look at!

Su Man'er glanced at Gu Feng, tapped her head with her finger, and whispered a reminder to Deputy Director Liu, "He... isn't it bad here?"

"Oh, hello miss, is this your younger brother?"

Deputy Director Li glanced at Gu Feng, then his gaze returned to Su Man'er, specifically to her most sensitive areas.

"Yes!" Su Man'er chuckled, not forgetting to offer a compliment, "Director, you have excellent taste!"

"How could he be so careless? He got hit by a car! It's so unfortunate!" Deputy Director Li's attitude was completely different before and after. Now he was extremely enthusiastic, but all he said were things that didn't concern him, like food or clothing. "What's your surname, Miss?"

Where is your mom?

What's her surname?

Su Man'er really wanted to ask that, but in the end she held back and just smiled awkwardly without answering.

Deputy Director Li seemed to realize then that he had asked a foolish question. He swiped his medical card, saw Gu Feng's name, and nodded, "Oh, it's Miss Gu. Where does Miss Gu work?"

If it were someone else who was only interested in profit, they would definitely be eagerly currying favor with this Deputy Director Li, telling him that they were a pharmaceutical representative and were distributing such and such medicine!

However, seeing the lecherous look in his eyes, Su Man'er calmly uttered three words: "Police Station!"

A hint of coldness flashed in Deputy Director Li's eyes. "Heh, I didn't expect Miss Gu to be a police officer. I never would have guessed, I really never would have guessed..."

Su Man'er didn't blame him for being blind. She wasn't a police officer at all, so it was normal that she couldn't tell!

Having been left standing to the side, Gu Feng couldn't help but speak up, "Dr. Li..."

Deputy Director Li, seemingly suffering from selective deafness, remained oblivious, still looking at Su Man'er and saying, "Miss Gu, I know many people in the Public Security Bureau. Do you know Section Chief Zhu Jin from the Criminal Investigation Department?"

"Dr. Li!"

Gu Feng called out again, his voice still gentle, but both people in the room felt a jolt in their ears!

Because when the ancient master spoke, he incorporated a trace of internal energy. Although it wasn't a lion's roar, it made it impossible for Deputy Director Li to selectively deaf.

Deputy Director Li asked Gu Feng impatiently, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

Instead of answering, Gu Feng asked, "Has Dr. Li been getting up frequently at night lately?"

Deputy Director Li was taken aback. "What do you mean?"

Gu Feng continued, "Dr. Li, have you been experiencing frequent urination at night lately, with bloody, dark yellow urine, dribbling, and shallow urination? Have you also been experiencing lower back pain, dizziness, blurred vision, red and swollen eyes, nausea, dry heaving, and severe toothache upon waking in the morning?"

"Yes, I..." Deputy Director Li nodded subconsciously, but he snapped out of his daze halfway through his sentence, and angrily shouted, "What nonsense are you spouting here? Believe me or not, I'll have security throw you out..."

"You thought your kidneys were failing, so you took a lot of kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac drugs, but the more you took them, the worse your symptoms became, right?" Gu Feng continued talking incessantly, even pointing to his body: "Feel down three inches below your ribs, see if there's any tenderness when you press on it?"

His tone was calm, but it carried an undeniable persuasive power, especially for Deputy Director Li, whose symptoms he had pinpointed.

"Here?"

Forget about his outburst, Deputy Director Li instinctively reached up to touch his own body.

Gu Feng shook his head slightly, "No, a little lower!"

"here?"

Deputy Director Li moved his finger down a few more inches.

Gu Feng shook his head again.

"Where exactly is it?" Deputy Director Li's tone was filled with frustration and helplessness!

"here!"

Gu Feng reached out and gently pressed down three inches below Deputy Director Li's ribs.

"ah--"

Deputy Director Li screamed in pain, his vision went black, and he almost collapsed onto the table!

The stinging pain lasted for several seconds before subsiding!

After enduring this wave of pain, Deputy Director Li was covered in sweat, pale-faced, and looked utterly wretched.

After the pain subsided, Deputy Director Li, still somewhat skeptical, reached out and gently pressed the spot where Gu Feng had just pressed!

"Hiss~~~~"

The same excruciating pain made him gasp for breath, and his vision blurred with stars. He struggled to keep from falling over by supporting himself on the table, and looked at Gu Feng with fear and confusion.

"Now you believe me, right?" Gu Feng asked him innocently, then waved his hand, "Don't hold back anymore, go see a cardiologist right away, or you might die!"

Deputy Director Li's face was completely pale, and his whole body was trembling uncontrollably.

He didn't care that he was still on duty; he abandoned the patients he was seeing and staggered towards the cardiology department, clutching his chest...