A miraculous doctor descended from the heavens.

The car door opened, and two people stepped out, one after the other. One of them grinned and said, "Gu Feng, just kidding, don't take it seriously!"

These two were none other than the clerk and Ding Lisheng. The one who spoke was naturally the clerk, who was always unserious.

"Disrespectful elders, setting a bad example for future generations, is this something to be happy about?" Gu Feng said sternly. If it were anyone else, he would have already smashed down with an iron fist, but facing Ding Lisheng and the advisor, he couldn't vent his anger—they were too familiar with each other, and he felt embarrassed to take action.

"Gu Feng, let's talk in the car. It's a bit chilly outside, don't catch a cold," Ding Lisheng said kindly.

"Uncle Ding, are you only worried about me catching a cold, not about losing my life?" Gu Feng replied in a gruff voice, clearly still angry.

Ding Lisheng and his advisor were taken aback upon hearing this, and then burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at? Is it that funny?!" Gu Feng's temper flared up again.

Seeing that Gu Feng was still angry, the two stopped laughing. The advisor snapped his fingers, and the uniformed man with the knife, the injured fried dough stick vendor, and the gunman all came forward.

"Give me the knife." The advisor reached out to the uniformed man with the knife first.

The uniformed man didn't dare to show off and quickly handed it over. The clerk took it and tossed it directly to Gu Feng.

Gu Feng instinctively caught it, but as soon as he held the knife, he felt something was wrong. The weight and feel were off. He reached out and pressed it down—damn, it's fake, a prop!

"Give me the bullets," the clerk said, reaching out to the gunman again.

The gunman quickly handed over the bullets that had just been used, and Gu Feng immediately recognized them as plastic bullets.

"And the oil?" Gu Feng demanded, his anger undiminished. "The oil was boiling and bubbling! Don't tell me it was fake too!" He then added with deep resentment, "Master, Uncle Ding, I've respected you so much, and you've played me like this. If my face is ruined, how am I ever going to find a wife and have children?!"

Ding Lisheng and his advisor looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Gu Feng, that pot of oil wasn't oil, it was aged vinegar, which has a very low boiling point. It looks scary, but you can actually put your hand in without any problem," the advisor quickly explained.

Gu Feng suddenly realized. No wonder he kept smelling a sour smell when he passed by earlier. He thought the old woman's fried pancakes had gone bad or expired, so no matter how much she hawked them or how hungry he was, he stubbornly refused to buy any. Who knew it was this pot of "oil" that was the culprit? If only he had bought two to try, he wouldn't have had to fight with someone on an empty stomach.

"Gu Feng, the advisor really did something wrong. I told him long ago that he couldn't do it this way, because you'd definitely be angry. But he wouldn't listen, saying that if you're going to play, you have to play for real, otherwise he won't be able to test your abilities." Ding Lisheng also put on an indignant look.

"I..." The advisor felt utterly wronged. "You were the one who said those words, and I was the one offering advice. How did you end up blaming me?"

The clerk looked aggrieved and wanted to speak up, but Ding Lisheng saw this and immediately pretended to scold him, "Clerk, what else do you want to say? You know you're wrong, why don't you correct it?"

The advisor had no choice but to shut up in frustration. Fine, you can't be the good guy anymore, you can play the role yourself.

Ding Lisheng, however, was not afraid to perform a solo act, and continued earnestly, "Gu Feng, look at Master, he's getting on in years, it's rare that he still has such a childlike heart. Let's be magnanimous and forgive him this time, let's not hold it against him, okay?"

"Then... forgive him this once?" Gu Feng asked, his voice tinged with doubt, but his mind was perfectly clear. He knew perfectly well who was right and who was wrong. Even if the advisor had the greatest audacity, he would never dare to play such a joke on him without Ding Lisheng's instigation. He just couldn't quite figure out why Ding Lisheng would do this. But he wasn't in a hurry; he had a vague feeling that the mystery would soon be revealed.

"Okay, I'll forgive him this once!" Ding Lisheng agreed, and after much persuasion, he finally managed to coax the little devil into the car.

After chatting idly for a while in the car, Gu Feng finally asked, pretending not to care, "Uncle Ding, where are we going? I have class in a bit."

"Hehe, come to my house. Have breakfast first, then change your clothes. Don't worry, there's plenty of time, it won't make you late for school." Ding Lisheng smiled calmly.

Upon hearing that he was going to the Ding family, Gu Feng's mood immediately soured. Although the Ding family didn't have any monsters, they had Ding Hanhan, who was even more terrifying than a monster. But now that he was already on the wrong train, how easy was it to get off? Well, since he was already there, he might as well make the best of it; anyway, it couldn't be any more dangerous than what he had just experienced.

After a long drive, they soon arrived at the Ding family villa. Only after passing through the grand and imposing gate of the villa complex did Gu Feng truly understand what it meant to be wealthy.

Stepping into the magnificent living room, which resembled the grand hall of the Liao Dynasty imperial palace, Gu Feng immediately spotted Ding Hanhan sitting elegantly and calmly at the high-class dining table.

Ding Hanhan also spotted Gu Feng, who was shirtless, and both of them were stunned on the spot.

"Hehe, you two classmates chat for a bit, I'll be right back." Ding Lisheng smiled and walked upstairs on his own.

"What are you doing here?" Ding Hanhan immediately gave Gu Feng a cold look as soon as her father left. At first, she only frowned slightly, but when she saw that he was shirtless, her brows furrowed even more, but her face did not turn red at all—in this respect, she was clearly different from Peng Liangpei.

"I accidentally glimpsed your upper body last time, so I've come to give you a chance for revenge. If you like, take a few more glances. Let me tell you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

Gu Feng said self-deprecatingly, spreading his hands to stretch out his angular muscles, and even turning around twice to show off his masculine beauty.

"Rogue, boring, ignorant!" Ding Hanhan blurted out the "three no's," but when she thought about the scene of her exposing her upper body in front of the other party that day, she couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

"Hehe, little girl, do you know how angry you should be? Because you look really beautiful when you're angry." Gu Feng laughed shamelessly.

Ding Hanhan gritted her teeth in anger and shouted, "To see a country's national education, look at its public toilets; to see a person's character, look at their eyes; to see a person's worth, look at their opponents. So don't try to elevate your own status by using me; you're not worthy of making me angry!"

"Hehe, really? Don't be so stubborn. Your expression betrays your words, but your heart betrays your expression. But don't worry, I'm not as petty as you, and I certainly won't punish myself for your mistakes. Rather than being tormented by you, I'd rather cast everything aside, enjoy the free and unrestrained sunshine, breathe in the cool and refreshing breeze, and smile at the blue sky and white clouds. My heart is at peace; it's already merged with nature. Don't bother me!"

As Gu Feng spoke, he even closed his eyes and took a deep breath. But he couldn't smell the scent of nature, only the enticing aroma of the food on the table, so he couldn't help but open his eyes again.

A thug who knows martial arts is unstoppable; a thug with education is feared by all.

Ding Hanhan was clearly intimidated by Gu Feng's sharp tongue and wit.

"By the way, little girl, how's your injury? Let me check it again for you," Gu Feng said kindly.

Ding Hanhan was startled and instinctively covered her chest with both hands, cursing, "Pervert!"

"Thank you for your praise, I am truly honored," Gu Feng replied casually.

"I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone as shameless as you. You're utterly absurd!" Ding Hanhan cursed again.

"No, you're wrong. Actually, perverts are quite admirable. Perverts are good at discovering beauty, good at finding the excellent qualities of girls in the mundane details of everyday life. While ordinary people are busy with the mundane things, perverts tirelessly search for beauty in this world. Perverts dare to pursue beauty and have the courage to sacrifice themselves for it. Tell me, in this materialistic society, who else is willing to give everything for beauty? Only perverts, only perverts! Perverts are simple, with clear goals, not for work, not for money, but only for beauty. Perverts are absolute aesthetes!" Gu Feng launched into a long-winded defense of all lecherous men.

Ding Hanhan was stunned by what she heard, then her face turned pale and she cursed, "Nonsense! It's a waste of my breath to reason with someone like you!"

"Little girl, you have no idea. Talk isn't for reasoning, it's for counting money!" Gu Feng countered each move with ease.

Miss Ding was so angry that she jumped up and down, picked up the plate of fried eggs on the table and threw it at Gu Feng.

Gu Feng caught the plate with his hands; he caught the egg with his mouth, wasting not a single bit.

After wolfing it down in a few bites, the fried egg was gone.

He licked his lips and smacked his lips, saying, "The eggs are a little overcooked; I didn't control the heat well."

Miss Ding was absolutely furious. She picked up the bowls and plates on the table and kept smashing them at Gu Feng. Gu Feng caught them while eating, his hands and feet moving quickly but his mouth never stopped, as if he were performing a circus act and having a great time.

When Ding Lisheng came down from upstairs with a suit, Gu Feng was already carrying dozens of plates, while Ding Hanhan was already panting heavily.

Seeing her father appear with a frown, she reluctantly put the plate of sausages back on the table.

Gu Feng secretly felt fortunate—if Uncle Ding hadn't come, he would definitely have been stuffed to death.