Old Mrs. Song is reborn; get out of here, you scumbag husband and illegitimate child!

"Song the Pig Slaughterer, you're such a shrew! Don't you know the saying 'forgive and forget'? I was just joking with Xiang Dong because he's adorably silly. Your Xiang Dong didn't actually hit his wife, so why are you all trying to kill me and Lao San?"

Granny Yu slumped to the ground, trying to turn this mess into a "joke".

It would be better if we didn't talk about these things.

Upon hearing this, Song Xianglan's anger, which she had just suppressed, surged back to the top of her head.

Without saying a word, she rushed forward and kicked Granny Yu hard in the hip.

"Ouch!" Granny Yu cried out in pain and rolled over.

Song Xianglan pointed at her nose and cursed, "I'll spare you a good beating. You should be lenient when you can, but first you have to be a human being."

I think you're no different from those old bastards in brothels. Is it because your old man at home can't satisfy you, so you come out here to seduce young men?

You get jealous and resentful when you see other women pregnant.

"Your old seeds are no good; none of the seeds you sow will produce a single offspring, so you're being malicious."

An old woman who was watching the commotion nearby was always kind-hearted.

I always felt that as long as we're neighbors, it's fine as long as we're basically on the same page.

"Xianglan, that's enough. They already said it was a joke..."

Song Xianglan suddenly turned her head and glared at the old woman with a sharp look.

"Since you're so good at playing the good guy, how about I have your son take off his pants and show them to the old ladies in the village? Just kidding."

If your mouth is so itchy it's like Granny Yu's asshole that it keeps spewing out filth, then you should give me the weather forecast.

"If you're worried about what might happen today, just stick to yesterday's stories, lest your mouth reeks and stinks, killing the whole village. Otherwise, you'll seem like a pushover."

The old woman's face turned bright red from being sprayed.

Wanting to retort but afraid of getting beaten up, he held back for a long time before finally managing to utter:

"I won't stoop to your level, you shrew."

He turned and slunk away into the crowd.

"Hindsight is 20/20, but beforehand, he's like a pig. He's sick himself, yet he prescribes medicine for others; isn't he afraid of killing himself with it?" Song Xianglan added insult to injury by glaring at the retreating figure.

Just as they were cursing, a commotion arose outside the crowd.

"Make way! Make way! The brigade leader and the old Party Secretary are here."

The crowd automatically parted to form a path.

The old Party Secretary had his hands behind his back, his face as black as if he had just crawled out of a coal pile.

The brigade leader and the party secretary followed behind, both with serious expressions.

This old Party Secretary has a fiery temper and is extremely protective of his own.

They especially value the veterans and their families in the village.

In addition, there was the mess that Yu Pengfei from the Yu family caused over there recently.

It made the village lose face.

He had long disliked the Yu family.

"What are you doing? Are you even going to resume production?" The old Party Secretary slammed his cane on the ground with a loud thud.

When Granny Yu saw that her savior had arrived, she immediately started rolling on the ground and throwing a tantrum.

"Old Party Secretary, you have to stand up for me. Song Xianglan tried to beat my son and me to death. Look how badly she beat me! I need to go to the hospital; I want her to pay my medical bills."

The old Party Secretary didn't even glance at her, turning his head to look at Zhou Fang standing to the side and Song Xiangdong, who had an angry expression on his face.

Finally, his gaze fell on Song Xianglan.

"Song Xianglan, what happened?"

The old Party Secretary's granddaughter, Chunxia, ​​is dating Nie Xiaochuan. Chunxia has already gone to Nie's house and gotten into several fights.

This girl just loves to run into trouble.

Fortunately, she was visiting her cousin in the provincial capital these past few days, otherwise she would definitely be making a scene.

Song Xianglan hadn't spoken yet.

Several honest villagers nearby recounted in detail what Granny Yu had done earlier: she had made Xiang Dong take off his pants and incited him to beat the pregnant woman.

After hearing this, the old Party Secretary's two white eyebrows almost stood up.

He pointed at Granny Yu on the ground, spitting all the way.

"You old hag, Yu. You're a bad influence, a rotten apple spoiling the whole generation. You and your unreliable wife have ruined a perfectly good Yu Pengfei.

Now you're even capable of such despicable things. The earth can't contain your twisted body; are you trying to ascend to heaven?

Granny Yu was stunned by the scolding.

He shrank back, not daring to utter a sound.

But after a moment's thought, he was still unwilling to give up.

"But... but you can't just hit people! Look at my face, and my third son's face, they're bleeding. They have to pay compensation!"

Song Xianglan took a step forward and looked down at Granny Yu.

"Sure. I can pay for it."

Everyone around was stunned.

When did Song Xianglan become so easy to talk to?

Song Xianglan's voice was icy cold: "I'll pay whatever medical expenses you want."

But I can't let this money go to waste.

Since I've already paid for the medical expenses, I have to make sure I get my money's worth.

I will beat you and your child until your cerebellum atrophies, your brain stops developing, you become hemiplegic, and you are completely paralyzed, unable to move anything except your eyes.

I'll pay your lifetime care fees in one lump sum when the time comes, what do you think?

She said.

He was squeezing his knuckles so hard they were cracking.

Granny Yu was so frightened that she trembled all over and almost fainted.

She used to be evenly matched with Song Xianglan; Song Xianglan had a strong fist, but she was quick-witted.

But we haven't seen each other for just a few short years.

This Song Xianglan is like she's taken advanced courses at a shrew class; her mouth is sharper than a knife, and her heart is harder than a stone.

"Song Xianglan, did you...did you fill your mouth with feces?" Granny Yu cursed, trembling, and refused to get up from the ground. "I won't get up unless you pay me back."

Just then.

A childish yet loud shout rang out.

"The compensation is here! The compensation is here!"

Everyone turned around and looked.

There were three little kids, Da Bao, Er Bao, and Gou Sheng, each holding a long-handled manure ladle they usually used for watering vegetables. The ladle was full of that yellow liquid that had been fermenting for several days.

That smell was so strong it could be smelled for miles.

"Make way, make way. We've brought compensation."

The three children rushed into the crowd, and whether intentionally or unintentionally, they slipped.

wow-

Three spoonfuls of exactly the right amount of stale, aged excrement, carrying a suffocating stench.

It landed precisely on the heads of Granny Yu and Old Man Yu, who was standing next to her and about to help her up.

"ah--!!!"

Granny Yu let out a pig-like scream and sprang to her feet, her movements so agile that she didn't seem like an old woman who had just been beaten.

The brownish liquid trickled down her wrinkled face, and a few drops inevitably got into her mouth.

"vomit……"

People around immediately covered their noses and retreated three meters away like a tide.

It tastes amazing.

Yu Lao Er was also splashed with water, and his eyes turned red with anger as he reached out to grab the child.

"You little brats, I'll kill you all!"

With quick reflexes, Liu Chounu shielded the three children behind her, made an exaggerated expression on her slightly crooked face, and bared her teeth at Yu Lao Er.

"What are you doing? They're still just children."

Someone in the crowd shouted, "What does such a small child know? He just tripped and fell; why make a fuss over a child?"

The villagers watching the spectacle were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.

Some were even slapping their thighs.

Some of their tears and snot were blown away.

Song Xianglan suppressed a laugh and echoed with an air of righteous indignation:

"They're just kids, what did they do wrong? Who told you to sit in the middle of the road blocking the way? This is what they call a good dog that doesn't block the way, and if it does, it gets pissed on."

The Yu family members turned green with rage.

Standing there, I didn't know whether to wipe it or not; my whole body was steaming.

The old Party Secretary and the brigade leader, among others, watched this scene, their mouths twitching uncontrollably, managing to suppress their laughter.

I almost choked and split my legs.

Seeing that Song Xiangdong, that idiot, standing there with a clear mind.

The old Party Secretary felt even more confident.

This is great news!

Shen Huijun, who had been silent until now, suddenly clutched her stomach, swayed, and let out a very weak groan while supporting her waist with one hand:

"Mom... ouch... my stomach... my stomach doesn't feel right..."

That sound.

It drew everyone's attention.

Shen Huijun was already fair-skinned and beautiful, and her pregnancy added to her intellectual beauty.

At this moment, her brows were slightly furrowed, and she looked pained, like a little wife who had suffered a great injustice.

"Oh dear, what happened?" Song Xianglan quickly went over to help him up.

Shen Huijun's eyes reddened, and her voice, though not loud, was just loud enough for everyone around to hear:

"I don't know if the child knows there's an old witch outside trying to harm him, but that old woman was cursing so fiercely just now that I panicked and my stomach started cramping..."

That was a killer move.

Widow Wang was the first to jump out from the crowd.

"Grandma Yu is so wicked, scaring a pregnant woman like this. Old Party Secretary, this matter cannot be left unresolved today."

If Granny Yu isn't punished, what will become of the village's morals? Every family has a pregnant wife!

Huang Ronghua's wife also jumped up and down in anger.

"From now on, if older people bully young women and men, they can just say 'just kidding.' But if they don't like someone, they'll specifically target pregnant women. What did the pregnant women do to deserve this?"

The old Party Secretary's face instantly turned so black it looked like ink could drip from it.

This is a major issue concerning the next generation; Granny Yu is challenging the village's bottom line.

"Go. Bring Old Yu here." The old Party Secretary waved his hand, pointing at Yu Lao Er, who was about to slip away. "Your family needs to give us an explanation today."

The ugly woman grinned, "Just pay up. Paying up will teach Granny Yu a lesson."

Granny Yu's eyes rolled back from the fumes, and her family dragged her to the well to rinse them with water.

Old Yu was utterly humiliated when he was summoned.

I wish I could disappear into a crack in the ground.

Everyone is asking him if he's impotent because he's young, otherwise why is Granny Yu becoming more and more perverted?

Finally, under the guidance of the old Party Secretary.

The two sides began discussing compensation.

"Two hundred yuan." Song Xianglan asked for an exorbitant amount, a number that made the whole village gasp in shock.

"You're robbing me!" Old Yu roared.

"Your old woman's mouth is more ruthless than robbery. This is compensation for mental distress, for being frightened, for nutrition, and if the child is timid after birth, we'll also have to add compensation for the subsequent medical treatment and mental distress caused by your fright." Song Xianglan wouldn't back down an inch.

Old Yu even considered killing his wife.

"Twenty yuan."

"I don't need twenty dollars. I'm going to beat your whole family so badly that they'll have six on the left hand and seven on the right."

After a fierce bargaining session.

The tug-of-war lasted for half an hour.

Finally, the price was set at 160 yuan.

When Old Yu went back to get the money, he used six fingers on his left hand and seven on his right, while drawing circles with his left foot and kicking with his right.

The look of heartache on his face was more painful than if his own flesh had been cut off.

The money was in hand.

Without even glancing at it, Song Xianglan stuffed the wad of bills into Shen Huijun's hand in front of the entire village.

"Huijun, take this. This is compensation for your and Xiangdong's emotional distress."

Shen Huijun did not refuse and accepted the money generously, counting it one bill at a time in front of the Yu family.

"One, two, three, four, five..."

The surrounding villagers unconsciously followed her rhythm and began to chant silently.

The crisp sound of counting money was like a series of slaps to the faces of Yu's family members, loud and clear.

Yu Laosan covered his nose, which was still bleeding.

She went up to the old Party Secretary and cried out:

"Secretary, what about our medical expenses? I was also beaten..."

"roll."

The old Party Secretary hadn't even spoken yet.

Song Xianglan first widened her eyes and raised her fist.

"Yellow teeth, bad breath, rusty armpits—when he opens his mouth, it looks like a murder scene. He spouts nonsense about everything. He looks like a primitive man, completely devoid of humanity, and yet he tries to extort money from me."

Don't you even realize that the money in Song Xianglan's pocket doesn't come out easily?

The old Party Secretary was so angry that he started cursing:

"You still have the nerve to ask for medical expenses? If you dare to ask for medical expenses, Song Xianglan will beat the shit out of your stomach. Don't blame me for not warning you then, hurry up and go back and wash off that stench."

Amidst the laughter of the crowd and the lingering stench of feces, Yu Laosan slunk back to his own yard, locking the gate tightly behind him.

Tang Xiuhe felt inexplicably refreshed.

She was bullied, and seeing the people who bullied her being beaten and scolded gave her hope for the future.