Zerg: The female warrior's male master is acting strangely!
Chapter 143 "Come here, I won't hit you."
After having dinner with Yi Yi, Sirland didn't give him time to digest or take a walk; instead, he took him directly to his desk to supervise his studies.
Heroy sat on the chair that was a little too high for him, his two short legs dangling in mid-air, a brand-new textbook spread out in front of him, the ink pen in his hand but hesitant to put it down.
This was the first time Hroyi had realized that her books were even more boring than the instructors' lectures.
As he looked at it, his eyelids began to droop in less than ten seconds, and his head started to nod.
Sierland sat next to him, and from somewhere produced a long little stick, which he slowly poked at his forearm.
With a tap, Yi Yi jolted awake, rubbed her eyes, and continued watching, but then started feeling sleepy again after less than two minutes.
But with each poke, Sirland's face darkened further.
So stupid.
That's so stupid, so stupid, so stupid!!!
Ten minutes later, he couldn't take it anymore. After all, given his usual temper, he would have already lost his temper and whipped the insect.
But this brat wasn't his own female offspring, so he couldn't hit or scold him. He could only poke him around with a stick, his anger rising in his chest until it felt like his forehead was about to smoke.
A slightly dazed Holoy turned the page after being poked awake, but this time, he tilted his head a little because he wanted to take advantage of Sirland's blind spot to close his eyes and doze off for a while, even if it was just for ten seconds.
Gradually, his eyelids became so heavy that they felt like they were weighed down by two stones, and his breathing began to become even. But unexpectedly, he was still caught red-handed by Sirland—the small wooden stick accurately poked his chubby cheek.
"Heroy!"
Sirland's temper completely spiraled out of control. He caught the brat sleeping in the act, and instantly raised the wooden stick in his hand, as if to strike his arm.
This startled Holoi, who was wide awake. She sat bolt upright as if doused with cold water, frantically covering her head with her small hands. "Ah! I know I was wrong!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than Sirland's stick landed on his arm.
But he only hit her once, which made Yi Yi's flesh tremble slightly, but it didn't hurt much. Perhaps it was because he didn't use much force, or perhaps he stopped at the last moment.
But where has Herroy been taught such a lesson?
From the time he hatched until now, although Herroyen always scared him, scolded him, and spanked his little bottom, he mostly punished him by making him stand facing the wall to reflect on his mistakes, and he basically never hit him hard.
As for Xiong's father, he couldn't even bring himself to say a harsh word.
He paused for a moment, then remembered what his father had taught him: Yi Yi, you can't fight randomly. Of course, if we get hit, we'll fight back. If we can't beat them, we'll run away. We must make sure we're safe.
Heroie glanced at Sirland's incredibly foul face, then at the wooden stick in his hand that could fall at any moment, and made a decisive choice.
He took a few steps back to create some distance.
When Sirland saw that he was completely oblivious and even dared to back away, he immediately disregarded everything else and only thought that he had to grab Yi Yi and give him a good spanking so that this little brat would learn a lesson.
But Yi Yi was no longer stupid at this moment. As if he had anticipated the other party's actions, his little brain quickly turned around, and he used his cleverness to run away.
His short legs moved incredibly fast, darting around chairs, crawling under tables, and disappearing into the distance towards the living room.
Seeing this, Sirland was furious, because it had been a long time since any insect had dared to disobey him like this. Now, he was so angry that he chased after the insect himself, forgetting to ask the machine insect to do it for him.
Suddenly, the living room was filled with the sound of pattering footsteps, and Yi Yi running and shouting, "I know I was wrong!" "Don't chase me!"... The whole house was thrown into chaos by the two of them, making it even more lively than a military drill.
A few minutes later, Sirland stopped and stood in the middle of the living room with a cold face, looking at the little cub that was huddled behind the curtains with only half of its head showing.
"Come here, I won't hit you."
Heroie shook her head warily, gripping the edge of the curtain tightly. "You're lying, you hit me when you were chasing me."
As he spoke, he rubbed his arm, even though the area wasn't even red.
Sierland took a deep breath, threw the wooden stick onto the sofa, and said in a low voice, "Throw it away. Come here, let's talk this out."
Heroie hesitated for a few seconds, her gaze sweeping back and forth between the thrown stick and Sirland several times before finally slowly emerging from behind the curtains.
He shuffled up to Sirland, but remained poised to run away at any moment, his small fists clenched tightly, looking wary as if to say, "If you hit me again, I'll keep running."
Sirland looked down at the taut little ball of flesh in front of him, and immediately broke his promise. He quickly grabbed Yi Yi by the back of her collar and slapped the brat's bottom without any politeness.
With a few crisp, loud slaps, Heroyi immediately let out a heart-wrenching howl, his cries of "Ahhh...you lied to the bug, you lied to the bug, you lied to the bug..." echoing throughout the room.
Herroy's buttocks were numb from the beating, and tears were almost streaming down her face, but her little brain was working at lightning speed despite the excruciating pain.
He had a sudden inspiration, and the whole insect began to twist and turn rapidly from side to side. Its two little arms pulled down, and its small body twitched a few times, staging an escape like a cicada shedding its shell.
In a few seconds, the entire insect escaped Sirland's clutches, and then, shirtless, it scurried away like a fat peanut that had been shelled.
"?" Sirland looked up and saw the naked Yi Yi run away, and stood there for several seconds without moving.
He looked down at the clothes in his hands, and his anger suddenly dissipated, turning into a helpless and amused resignation.
He even felt a little like applauding the little rascal—he was fast, quick-witted, and had a strong ability to adapt to situations; he was much more clever than his father was when he was a child.
While he was stunned, Holoi ran wildly with her upper body bare, with only one thought in mind: find a room, lock herself in, and wait for her parents to come and rescue her.
He randomly ran to a corner, turned the handle of the nearest door, slipped inside, slammed the door shut, and quickly locked it.
He finally breathed a sigh of relief after doing all this, leaned against the door and slid down to the ground. He rubbed his still numb bottom, pouted aggrievedly, and tears welled up in his eyes but he stubbornly refused to fall because he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
Wow! What a huge, cool, and crappy starship!
When Sierland, who was standing still, saw Yi Yi rush into the room, his expression changed drastically: Oh no.
He was just about to rush over and call Yi Yi out when the door suddenly beeped.
The system recognized the long-lost information about the main insect, not only opening it quickly but also automatically announcing: Welcome home, little main insect.
At this moment, two tall insect-like figures stood at the doorway; they were none other than Heroyen and Manjushri.
They had just finished dinner and came over, imagining a heartwarming scene of Yi Yi running over and jumping into their arms when they opened the door, but instead they were greeted by silence.
Holoyen stared at the small garment in Sirland's hand, his expression complex as he spoke:
"Why are you taking his clothes off? Where's Yi Yi?"
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