So what if I only have a junior college degree? It won't stop me from marrying the bureau chief

Upon hearing Zhou Yiyun's words, Lin Mu's hand holding the straw trembled violently.

"Which girl? Lin Qian?!"

"Yeah, hurry back. She's been nagging to see you. She said she saw the job posting you made on WeChat Moments and she's determined to become a 'rich second generation'."

After receiving his mother's affirmative answer, Lin Mu instantly felt a headache coming on.

"Damn it, rich kids are just the offspring of rich fathers, what does it have to do with you?! I'm speechless."

"Xing, the rest is up to you. My cousin is here."

"Oh, leave it to me, Brother Lin."

After saying goodbye to Wang Zixing, Lin Mu grumbled and hurried home.

"Click".

When Lin Mu returned home covered in sweat, he opened the living room door and saw a pretty girl wearing jeans and a white T-shirt, with her hair tied in a high ponytail, sitting cross-legged on the sofa without any regard for her image.

While eating watermelon, she watched the TV series "Chinese Paladin 3". When she came across a funny scene, she clutched her stomach and laughed out loud.

Lin Qian, the daughter of Lin Mu's aunt, is half a year younger than Lin Mu. She has bright eyes and white teeth and is definitely a beauty in the making.

But beneath that exquisite exterior... well, it's a long story.

Hearing the door open, the girl turned her head.

"Hey bro, you're still alive?"

Lin Qian spat out the watermelon seeds and began with a "polite" greeting.

"Lin Qian, why are you in Lin'an instead of staying home?"

Lin Mu rolled her eyes at her and walked to the sofa to sit down, looking annoyed.

"Ugh~ Bro, you smell awful!"

Seeing Lin Mu covered in sweat, Lin Qian moved aside in disgust, then took out her phone with a grin.

"Dude, you've even posted job ads, you must be loaded! Go ahead and take your cutest little sister out for a good time!"

"The cutest little sister?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mu pretended to look around.

"Has Xiaonan arrived yet? (Lin Mu's cousin)"

Seeing Lin Mu's expression, Lin Qian glared at him angrily.

"Your sister carried a train all night from Suzhou just to see you, can't you at least do something in return?"

"Hey, construction site? My sister's a superhero, she can carry a train! Want her?"

"elder brother!"

Seeing that Lin Mu was still joking around, Lin Qian jumped up from the sofa.

"I don't care! You earn money just to spend on your sister! Take me to get ice cream!"

Seeing Lin Qian's money-grubbing behavior, Lin Mu curled his lip.

"Eat my ass! Your brother is in the early stages of starting his business, he's practically splitting every penny in half. You better get back to Suzhou and stop bothering me."

"I'm not going back! I'm going to stay in Lin'an!"

Lin Qian turned around, took out the admission notice from Lin'an University of Commerce and Industry from her schoolbag, and slammed it on the coffee table with a "thud".

She put her hands on her hips, tilted her chin up, and laughed wildly.

"Lin Mu! I'm now the most educated person in the entire Lin family! If you don't properly entertain the family's educational ceiling, believe me, I'll tell my aunt, and she'll beat you with a feather duster!"

Faced with Lin Qian's self-righteous "hierarchical suppression," Lin Mu didn't even raise an eyelid, but simply picked up a watermelon and took a bite.

"I advise you to keep a low profile. Everyone in my family is treated equally. My mom watched you grow up, so she has no qualms about spanking you."

"Hmph! I didn't cause any trouble, so why did my aunt spank me?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mu chuckled.

"Yeah?"

Under Lin Qian's shocked gaze, Lin Mu did not hesitate to smear the watermelon rind he had just finished eating on Lin Qian's body.

Immediately afterwards, he poured all the remaining spicy snacks that Lin Qian hadn't finished onto her, instantly staining her pure white T-shirt with floral patterns.

"Mom! Look at Lin Qian! She's smearing food everywhere again!"

"Thump thump thump..."

As soon as Lin Mu shouted, hurried footsteps immediately came from the bedroom.

"you……"

"hey-hey."

Before Lin Qian could speak, Lin Mu had already dashed back to his bedroom, locking the door behind him with a "click".

Spicy snacks and watermelon rinds were scattered all over the living room floor, and Lin Qian's clothes were in a terrible state.

"Lin Qian! Look at your clothes! Are they even worth keeping?!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qian waved her hand in a flustered manner.

"Aunt, Aunt, it's not me! It's my brother!"

"I don't care! I saw you anyway!"

Zhou Yiyun came out of the bedroom with a feather duster in her hand, her gaze fixed on Lin Qian.

"Hey! You jerk! I'm not done with you yet!!!"

……

In Lin Mu's bedroom, Lin Mu lay smugly on the bed.

"Little sister, little sister, from childhood to adulthood, the one who's slow always gets beaten up. Haven't you forgotten?"

Hearing Lin Qian's howling outside the door, Lin Mu comfortably turned around.

He took out his phone and started sending messages to his beloved Wanza.

Those who lose me will lose me forever: [Wanza, Wanza, what are you doing (peeping) (peeping)]

After yesterday's hype, it's time to test its success.

A few seconds later, Jiang Wan's reply arrived.

Deer hibernating at home (Jiang Wan): [What's up? (rolls eyes)]

"Sigh, all that work for nothing. They really aren't that easy to fool."

Lin Mu grinned, not too disappointed, after all, he knew Jiang Wan's personality.

"Then let me make an offer first."

After saying that, Lin Mu opened his profile and changed "[Those who lose me will lose me forever]" back to "[Graceful as a dragon in flight, but a worm in the forest]".

Like a dragon in flight, turning into a worm in the forest: [I've been busy with my career (showing off) these past few days, so busy I haven't had a moment to breathe. Just so you know, you have to help me sell those campus cards from Linda University!]

The deer hibernating at home: [We'll see. I'm very busy, and I never work for free (slaps in the face). Why did you change your name back? It doesn't sound good at all (pouts)]

Graceful as a dragon in flight, yet turning into a worm in the forest: [Hehe (smiley face)]

"Brother, who is this?"

"Holy crap?! How did you get in?!"

Just as Lin Mu was grinning foolishly through the screen, Lin Qian suddenly appeared in his bedroom.

She had changed into a white short-sleeved shirt and even swapped her jeans for hot pants.

"Here, use this."

Lin Qian waved the key she had gotten from Zhou Yiyun, then gritted her teeth angrily and glared resentfully at Lin Mu.

"Brother, I'm more wronged than Dou E! I've come here to take your life!"

As she spoke, Lin Qian grabbed Lin Mu by the neck, her long fingernails scratching at his neck.

"If you don't take me out to play, I'm going to drag you to hell!"

"Like an elementary school student."

Lin Mu twisted his body and broke free.

"Go by yourself, I don't have time."

"No! You have to go! My aunt won't let me go out by myself!"

As she spoke, Lin Qian hugged Lin Mu's arm.

After half an hour.

After Lin Qian relentlessly pestered him with a series of tactics, including "shaking his arms vigorously," "chanting mantras in his ear," and "preventing him from replying to QQ," Lin Mu, whose head was buzzing, finally surrendered.

"Stop, stop, stop! I'm fucking impressed!"

Lin Mu rubbed his temples, turned around and walked out of the bedroom speechlessly.

"If you used the same energy you use to bother me on your studies, our Lin family genealogy would have a whole page dedicated to you!"

"Hehe, thank you, brother. You're so nice!"

Seeing that Lin Mu was finally going to take her out to play, Lin Qian jumped up happily.

"Brother, where should we go to play?"

Lin Mu thought for a moment, then said with a serious expression, "The most fun place in the world."