Before he died, my grandfather forced me to marry the richest man in the capital.

Su Yu walked into the room under everyone's gaze. When he saw his wife dancing this strange dance, a flock of crows flew over Su Yu's head, and he quickly picked up his phone and turned off the music that had been playing on repeat.

Turn off the music.

The moment Han Guoguo turned around, she had only one thought: she wanted to go to another planet.

Holy crap, is there anything more terrifying than this? It's giving me the creeps.

Forcing a smile, I said, "Mom, Auntie, hello. I...I...that person who's been cultivating my child's musical talent since childhood, yes, musical talent, haha."

He doesn't even believe what he says.

It's so embarrassing that you could dig out another villa with your toes.

He looked at Su Yu through his eyes and said: Why didn't you call me?

Su Yu: I just came up too. They were blocking the outside, so I didn't see them.

Han Guoguo: How embarrassing.

"Go in and see the child," Han's mother said, easing the awkward atmosphere.

Upon hearing this, everyone went inside and headed towards the cradle. Su Yu helped Guoguo tidy up the blankets and let her lie back down. "Guoguo, come here."

Then she turned and went to the bathroom, grabbed a damp towel and wiped Guoguo's face. "Is there anywhere else sticky?"

Han Guoguo pulled the blanket up high, still unable to recover from the scene of her social death. This embarrassing history could not be erased. She shook her head.

Lu's mother didn't stay long before leaving. During her stay, she kept praising Guoguo's child for having good genes. Before leaving, she gave her a card. Su's mother was embarrassed to accept it, but Lu's mother insisted that she must accept it, whispering that Lao Han and Lao Yan were competing with each other, so she couldn't be stingy.

After understanding the situation, Su's mother smiled and let Guoguo accept the cards. Han Guoguo received so many cards that her hands were sore, and she thanked her politely.

After everyone left.

Only Su Yu and Guo Guo remained in the room. Guo Guo urged Han's mother to go back to her room to rest. Su Yu forcibly confiscated Guo Guo's phone because Guo Guo often secretly sent messages and chatted with Yao Yao and the others.

Han Guoguo started acting cute, smiling at Su Yu who was tidying the child's blankets. Her smile was purposeful. "Honey, can we chat for a bit?"

Su Yu assumed Guoguo wanted to chat with him, so he quickly agreed, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"Can I look at my phone for 15 minutes? I'll give it back to you when the time is up, okay?" Han Guoguo, the drama queen, started to act cute.

Su Yu: It turns out he was just being presumptuous, thinking Guoguo wanted to chat with him.

Even though he knew Guoguo's pitiful appearance was an act, Su Yu still couldn't resist and agreed, "Okay, 15 minutes. When the time is up, I'll take it away. No more cheating."

"OK, am I that kind of person? I'm very trustworthy." When Guoguo said this, she felt guilty, because she had never kept her word, whether it was watching TV during her pregnancy or secretly playing on her phone.

It has absolutely no credibility.

Su Yu placed a hamburger-shaped cushion behind Guo Guo's back, a gift from Shen Muyun. "You can't watch it lying down, sit and watch it for a while." After saying that, he handed Guo Guo the phone he had hidden in the drawer.

Han Guoguo then handed the card that Lu's mother had given her to Su Yu, saying, "Here, you can keep this too."

"I'll put it in the safe; I also put the card Ji Hancheng gave me there."

"Okay, I don't need it now anyway." Han Guoguo opened her phone and started sharing her happy mood and some funny stories.

She glanced at Su Yu and casually opened a group chat: Sisters, I have something to tell you that's so ridiculous it makes me want to time travel. This is how my darkest history in this life began.

Su Xue smelled the melon: "You went streaking downstairs? Did you forget to put on clothes?"

Tang Junyao: Can your brain still hold anything useful?

Su Xue: She's so desperate to time travel, what do you think it is if not streaking? I'm already thinking positively, she can't exactly pee standing up, can she?

Han Guoguo: How did you know that my childhood wish was to pee standing up?

She only told Su Yu about this. Did Su Yu share it with Xiao Xue?

That shouldn't be the case; Su Yu keeps his mouth shut very well.

Everyone in the group: "........."

Tang Junyao: Your wish is truly unique, impressive.

It also included a big thumbs-up, pointing directly at Han Guoguo.

Finally, fearing that Su Yu would come to take the phone, Han Guoguo urged, "Go take a shower first, and I'll give you the phone when you come out. I promise I won't delay, and I mean what I say."

Holding up two fingers in the air as a promise, Su Yu reluctantly and cooperatively took his pajamas into the bathroom to shower.

After Su Yu went into the bathroom, Han Guoguo quickly recounted her embarrassing moment to the group chat. Then, the group fell silent, and no one spoke, making Guoguo think that everyone had gone offline.

Continuing to call out: Did you guys see the voice message I sent? Do you think I'm embarrassed? I'm so embarrassed I want to time travel, I just want to die on the spot.

Lan Yunxi suppressed a laugh: The key point is why you know how to dance this dance?

If it were any elegant dance, like street dance, it wouldn't be this awkward. Just imagine Guoguo dancing the bear dance.

Everyone was waiting for Guoguo to answer the reason. Han Guoguo truthfully said: "Because my son stops making a fuss as soon as he hears this music, and I also got infected by it and wanted to dance a bit."

After everyone had laughed themselves to exhaustion through the screen, Tang Junyao shared the story with Ji Hancheng, who immediately said that it would be abnormal if Guoguo didn't jump.

Several people began to comfort her, and Lan Yunxi said: It's okay, your aunts and uncles will only think you are lively and cute, they won't feel embarrassed, think of it in a positive way.

Tang Junyao: Put your skin thicker and you'll have more fun. Learn from Xiaoxue, and you'll realize that this is no big deal for you.

Su Xue: Are you implying something about me? Can't you even get along with Tang Xiaoyao? Fine, for the sake of your wife being in postpartum confinement, I'll ease your embarrassment.

Su Xue continued sending: Let me tell you something even more ridiculous. After hearing my story, you definitely won't be so ridiculous anymore.

Tang Junyao responded in a cooperative manner: Come on, show us.

Su Xue sent a "get lost" emoji, but continued to share for her sister-in-law's sake: A few days ago, in order to study the happy life with Xiao Nannan, I looked for a lot of actions and flirtatious words to enhance our relationship on a video streaming app. And then, coincidentally, after dinner, my mother-in-law wanted to watch the TV series she was watching, but her annual subscription had expired.

Su Xue: That's the TV show my mother-in-law watches every night. I quickly offered to cast it to her using my phone, but I accidentally cast the little yellow thing she often watches to the living room TV instead. You know what happened next... You can imagine the details yourself. (1000-word essay omitted here)

Tang Junyao was laughing so hard she was doubled over, covering her mouth as she shared her laughter with Ji Hancheng. In the end, Ji Hancheng was also amused by the carefree Su Xue, and even said that she was the Lu family's little treasure.

After reading Su Xue's message, Han Guoguo could already imagine the awkward scene that Aunt Lu and Uncle would have when they saw the TV screen.

But something even more absurd happened: Yan Na, who had been keeping Lan Yunchen company while he worked overtime, replied with a message: "The group chat is so lively today."

When Han Guoguo saw this message, she thought she was seeing things. She rubbed her eyes and then she saw the group's nickname clearly. She clearly intended to send it to Fairy Fortress, so why did she send it to Women's Gathering?

Su Xue was too busy watching the drama unfold to see clearly, and hurriedly sent a message to Tang Junyao: "You didn't even remind me that I sent it to the wrong group! What will my sister-in-law think of me? I'm so embarrassed."

Tang Junyao: I thought you wanted to share with your sister-in-law, so I didn't stop you from showing it off.

Su Xue was furious and refused to reply to Tang Junyao. That brat was doing it on purpose: "Sister-in-law, I'm not usually like this, it's just, it's just, well, okay, it's true."

Yan Na knew Su Xue was embarrassed, so she replied: "My phone kept vibrating, but I didn't check it. I accidentally cleared the memory and deleted all the chat history. What were you talking about just now?"

Tang Junyao genuinely wanted to give her sister-in-law a thumbs up.

On the Blue City side.

Lan Yunxi pushed open the study door and replied: Sister-in-law, we just chatted for a while about how cute Guoguo is.

Yan Na: The baby is very handsome. Xi Xi has already shown us the photos. Congratulations!

The topic was diverted, and Han Guoguo replied: Thank you, sister-in-law.

When Su Yu came out of the bathroom, the chat was interrupted. The first thing he did was reach out to Guo Guo for her phone. "You can't play anymore, you've exceeded the allotted time. I'll let you play for a while after you finish your postpartum confinement. Wearing glasses is a hassle."

"Oh, okay, here you go, honey. When will the baby wake up?"

The phone was handed to Su Yu, who immediately put it on silent, hid it in a drawer, and softly asked, "What's wrong?"

Han Guoguo pointed to her chest. Su Yu was puzzled. Han Guoguo said, "My breasts are engorged. It's probably because I drank a lot of chicken soup tonight."

Su Yu: "Should I wake the baby up?"

Given that Su Xue didn't have breast milk and relied mainly on formula, and considering the size of her breasts, Han Guoguo figured she wouldn't have much milk either, so she skipped the breast pump altogether.

It seems the only option is manual intervention, but the only person they can reach is asleep. Han Guoguo couldn't bear to wake her sleeping baby, mainly because she discovered that her son has a severe temper when he wakes up; he has to make peace with himself before he can stop.

I don't know who they take after, but they always get woken up when they become mothers.

As soon as her mind opened up, a thought rushed out: "Honey, why don't you do it..."

Su Yu: "............."

Han Guoguo stared blankly at Su Yu, waiting for his next move. Su Yu stood still, looking somewhat at a loss. She began to urge him, "We don't know when the baby will wake up. If we force him to wake up, he'll cry. If he cries, the mothers will come over. If they keep getting up at night with us, their sleep quality will be very poor, right?"

She analyzed the situation seriously, trying to persuade Su Yu, mainly because her breasts were swollen like iron balls and a little painful. "It's actually very simple. It's just like when you were a baby sucking milk. You suckle the same way you suckle when you were a baby."

Su Yu took a deep breath: How could he have memories of being an infant? How could he possibly remember how he sucked?