The entire sect is obsessed with love, but I'm the only one who's truly insane.
Chapter 289 Professional Funeral Service
Yuan Ye's professional funeral service boasts a professional team and offers a one-stop funeral service within the Central Plains, ensuring your peaceful burial.
Over the years, with the support of Liangchen Chamber of Commerce, it has gradually gained a good reputation. It focuses on meeting specific needs and providing perfect customization, from body collection, encoffining, funeral to coffin and burial site feng shui. It also supports advance booking, leaving a soul contract, and then providing door-to-door service when the time of death arrives. It is very comprehensive.
Although Yuan Ye took the lead, the new generation of disciples were actually all members, with technical and human resources talents from all walks of life gathered together.
"My Ninth Uncle sent me a message saying he received an order, but something's a bit strange."
Yuan Ye cut to the chase, and before Lin Du could ask, he continued, "The strange thing is the initiator."
"They are from Fusifang."
Lin Du, who had been somewhat nonchalant, raised an eyebrow upon hearing this, "Fusifang?"
"Although it doesn't seem so on the surface, it seems that my master and uncles in the sect all know that person is from Fusifang."
Yuan Ye frowned. "Master said that it would be best if I discussed with you first whether or not to take on this matter."
Lin Du quickly searched his memory and found someone, "Fox You?"
Yuan Ye's eyes widened. "Junior Uncle, how did you know?"
Lin Du felt relieved. "I'll go see them first."
Now that she is at the Huiyang Realm, she can handle most dangers in Zhongzhou on her own, not to mention anything else.
If that can't be solved, there's still the rabbit on the cuff.
Once Han Yueling reached the Dongming Realm, her appetite and cultivation level both expanded, and she could probably really fight Wei Zhi to a standstill.
"Did Fox fill out the commission form?" Lin Du asked.
"Filled it out." Yuan Ye pulled it out from his pocket. "This is it."
When Lin Du opened it, he found that although the deceased's name, place of origin, life story, desired coffin, and location for burial were all included, there were no height or size requirements.
She pondered for a moment, then a chill ran down her spine as a bad thought crossed her mind: "What if the body we're supposed to collect is already beyond recognition?"
Yuan Ye and Yan Qing, who was honestly forging iron next to him, both hissed at the same time.
"How about... we bring a shovel?"
Even if it turns into minced meat, they can still scoop it up.
"The body restoration will cost extra, so how much is the deposit?" Lin Du asked.
Yuan Ye grinned as he said this, "Three times the price of the premium all-inclusive service."
Their personalized services don't rip off the poor; they only rip off the rich.
The premium all-inclusive service costs one million high-grade spirit stones, three times that amount, three million.
This business is viable.
Lin Du thought for a moment, "This trip involves Fusifang, and I feel there might be something amiss. We should all go, and I'll go report to the sect leader."
Although they had only met once, Hu You was a seemingly muddle-headed but extremely shrewd person. She didn't believe that Hu You, a person from Fusifang, would not have any manpower and would have to outsource to a side business team of a major sect.
It's either a trap, or something's amiss.
After listening to her report, Feng Chao did not rush to agree, but instead asked what to do about Qi Zhen.
"Your senior brother observed for several months and felt there was no problem."
Lin Du responded with a cold laugh.
"Since you're all planning to go out together, Qi Zhen will be the only disciple left in the sect. The third brother likes to drink, so whether we can keep an eye on him is another matter," Feng Chao said while looking at the official gazette.
Lin Du started to feel a headache coming on. After thinking for a moment, she said, "Should I take it with me?"
Feng Chao had been waiting for these words. "Go."
Lin Du: ...
"Senior sister, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you? What if he takes advantage of the fact that he's out and attacks us?"
Feng Chao patted a thick stack of talismans containing all the elements of heaven, earth, black, and yellow, pointed to the door, and said, "Fourth Brother is waiting for you at the door."
Lin Du: ?
"No, why is it Fourth Senior Brother?"
"He's very capable. If something goes wrong, let him take the blame while you guys run."
Lin Du happily took the talisman, which was as thick as a brick, and said, "Okay."
This wave of attacks involved taking all the key figures with them.
Lin Du's sarcastic attitude of treating Hou Cang and the Demon Lord equally wouldn't make either of them feel that something was wrong; offending everyone was the same as not offending anyone.
Hou Cang had taught Lin Du a lot these days, so when he saw Lin Du, he even managed a weak smile.
Lin Du felt a little uneasy from his laughter and took out a rabbit fur scarf.
Chu Guanmeng was very dissatisfied, "You wouldn't let me come out just now! My existence is already public knowledge within the sect! Is there anything I can't see or hear!"
"That won't do, there's something dirty in it," Lin Du said.
Chu Guanmeng: "...That's true."
Hou Cang gave Lin Du a strange look. "You're taking Qi Zhen with you?"
"It was my senior sister who asked me to. I suspect she's planning to use this trip down the mountain to test the waters again."
After Lin Du finished explaining, Hou Cang fell silent.
Unless it's something important, he rarely talks to others, as if all his desire to confide in others is stored in Lin Tuan.
The group of eight boarded the ship in a very "harmonious" manner.
Ni Jinxuan loves furry things and enjoys feeding them. She has a good relationship with Chu Guanmeng. As soon as the rabbit got on the boat, it instinctively went into Ni Jinxuan's arms.
Lin Du felt a great relief on her shoulders and breathed a sigh of relief. If this continued, she felt like she would develop uneven shoulders.
This time, the location where they collected the body was in a rather strange valley.
Lin Du and Yan Qing looked at the map they had found. "This valley... is a good place for an ambush."
It is said that the sounds from that valley never reach the outside world, hence the name Silent Valley.
Hou Cang looked at the children making such a serious preparation plan and couldn't help but chuckle. After laughing, he hugged his sword and looked at the group of children sitting together with their heads close together, whispering and discussing. Suddenly, he felt a little melancholy.
Those eyes, which were usually calm and expressionless, now held a hint of worldly experience and vicissitude.
He turned his head and looked at the somewhat lonely young man in black sitting alone to the side, his eyes slightly darkening.
"So that's roughly it, Senior Brother. You'll meet us outside the valley. If you don't receive our message within an hour, come in and find us, okay?" Lin Du turned to look at Hou Cang.
Hou Cang was taken aback. "What did you just say?"
Was he also in the plan?
"Our professional team always needs a strong external support. We're all in this together, so we'll share the profits with our senior uncle as well," Yuan Ye said with a grin.
Upon hearing this, Hou Cang leaned forward, looked at the point Lin Du was pointing to, and nodded seriously, "Understood."
Of the eight of them, all except Qi Zhen had sect disciple tokens, making it very convenient to contact them.
Qi Zhen coughed lightly a few times, and Ni Jinxuan and Xia Tianwu turned around at the same time, "Why are you still outside? Your cultivation is too low and it's windy in the sky. Come inside the tent."
Qi Zhen said softly, "I'm fine. I'm also a member of the sect. Is there anything I can do?"
Upon hearing this, Ni Jinxuan sincerely replied, "How could you be left out? When we're shoveling the bodies, we'll give you a shovel. Here you go."
Qi Zhen: Huh?
He stiffly took the shovel with its weathered wooden handle, his face contorted in a strange expression.
For the past three months, Qi Zhen has been cultivating with Ju Yuan and has not entered any other places in the sect. He has only been going between the dining hall and Liangyi Peak, and knows nothing about the excellent traditions of the Supreme Sect.
"We're here." Lin Du confirmed, looking at the ground getting closer and closer. "Let's go."
She stood up and walked towards Qi Zhen, who had been stubbornly sitting outside trying to fit in.
Qi Zhen was puzzled by Lin Du's ambiguous smile and didn't dare to move.
In the next instant, Lin Du used his spiritual power to lift Qi Zhen up and throw him downwards.
Caught off guard, Qi Zhen didn't see where she was standing and cried out in fright, "Senior Sister, save me!"
The next instant, her feet touched the ground with a thud, and Qi Zhen fell silent.
"No, it's only about the height of a Mo Lin above the ground, what are you yelling about?" Lin Du squatted on the edge of the boat, raising his eyebrows slightly.
Han Yueling, who was in Ni Jinxuan's arms, jumped up and landed on Lin Du's shoulder. Lin Du tilted his head to avoid being hit.
"Although the spiritual energy on this person was chaotic for a moment, there was no leakage of demonic energy in the chaos," Chu Guanmeng transmitted to her.
The disguise was absolutely perfect.
Lin Du suppressed his deeper doubts, and the seven of them jumped down together.
"You're still too timid. You need to train more." Lin Du passed by and patted the somewhat bewildered boy heavily on the shoulder.
Qi Zhen suppressed his dizziness and nausea, and whispered, "Thank you for your guidance, Uncle-Master. It is because I entered the Dao too late and my knowledge is not proficient."
As he spoke, he glanced at Ni Jinxuan, who was passing by, and found that she hadn't heard him at all and was strode after Lin Du.
"Junior Uncle, did the client provide a specific location?"
"No, but they gave us a spirit-finding guide talisman." Lin Du was a step behind, waiting for Ni Jinxuan to walk alongside him.
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