The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.

Master Yan was so excited that he started dancing around in the woods.

I wish I could stay put and celebrate the New Year here.

"Great! The Dark Emperor has arrived! You insignificant humans, you damned bandits, you're all doomed! Hahaha!"

After suffering for so long, Master Yan finally felt relieved.

He was already planning how he would make the bandits beg for mercy in front of him when the Dark Emperor conquered Blue Star.

You guys tricked me!

You dared to steal my bronze mirror!

You always thwart our plans for the Dark Relics!

"Huluwa~Huluwa~Seven flowers on one vine~Not afraid of wind or rain~La la la la~~"

Master Yan happily sang another song, and after determining the direction, headed towards Mitun City.

Not long after they started walking, Master Yan heard another song coming from the mountains and forests.

"♫The little girl picking mushrooms~"

♫ Carrying a large bamboo basket~

♫ Barefoot in the early morning~

♫Wandering through the forests and hills…”

Her singing voice was clear and melodious, like a lark singing.

The key point is that it's a female voice.

Master Yan was immediately unable to move.

During his years on the run, he could only find solace in a few adult magazines he carried with him.

Today, in this desolate wilderness, I actually encountered a woman.

How can one tame the beast within?

Then they'll be restless.

"Hehehe..."

Master Yan changed direction and walked towards the direction from which the singing was coming.

He hadn't walked far when he saw a woman wearing a black silk scarf picking food in the woods.

The wilderness was shrouded in mist, and the woman appeared even more charming in the light fog.

Master Yan's saliva dripped onto the instep of his foot.

Master Yan dusted off his tattered clothes, adopted the air of a reclusive sage, and walked up.

"Young lady, why are you wandering around alone in this desolate wilderness? Aren't you afraid of being attacked by wild monsters or harmed by jackals?"

Hearing voices, the woman turned her head and looked over. She seemed startled and hid behind a big tree, covering her face shyly.

"I'm afraid, I really am afraid, but my family is struggling financially. If I don't go up the mountain to gather food and herbs, how am I supposed to survive? Aren't you here alone, Taoist priest?"

Master Yan was completely unaware that this woman, who appeared to be from Central Asia based on her looks and attire, spoke fluent Mandarin.

All I can say is that he was completely blinded by lust and couldn't tell which way was which.

"Hahaha, although I am here alone, I am a third-tier professional, a very powerful existence. Come on, where do you live? I'll carry you, no, I'll protect you back home."

The woman's voice suddenly became rough, turning into a distinctly masculine voice.

"He's all alone, so he'll take action."

Master Yan: "Hmm?"

The next second, a metal net rose up beneath Master Yan's feet. With a creaking sound, the sturdy steel net twisted on its own, turning into a net bag that trapped Master Yan inside.

At the same time, countless bandits jumped out from the bushes and piles of fallen leaves all around.

They were all control sequences, throwing all their control skills at Master Yan, keeping him completely under their control.

The woman behind the tree walked over in a coy and affected manner, and spoke in a rough voice to Master Yan.

"Master, didn't you say you'd take me home? Why have you stopped? Don't you like walking?"

Upon seeing the bandits, Master Yan nearly fainted from anger.

Being humiliated by this "woman" made him feel even more resentful and unable to vent his anger.

"Damn transvestites!"

"Hahaha! What transvestite? I'm your Monkey King grandpa!"

The "woman" transformed into a monkey wearing a fortune-making mask.

"Ah! Lust is a knife hanging over one's head! From this day forward, I will certainly abstain from lust!"

Monkey King laughed loudly.

"Fool! Even if you weren't lustful, we would still arrest you. We just wanted to confirm if the Dark Cross was with you. If it was, we would have arrested you too! Too bad, it's not here."

Ever since obtaining the Dark Bronze Mirror, Song Gua has been searching for Master Yan.

During the Illusion War, the number of clones surged, resulting in an increasing number of clones scattered around the world, serving as teleportation points.

In addition, the number of undercover agents in various organizations and forces is also growing rapidly.

This leads to an exponential expansion of the scope and information gained by the Song hexagram.

A few days ago, one of my clones was in a wilderness area of ​​a city near Central Asia when he heard that a Taoist priest in tattered clothes was harassing a female professional who was farming monsters.

Adhering to the principle of "better to find the wrong one than to let it go," Song Gua immediately arranged for some clones to conduct a thorough search.

Sure enough, we found Master Yan, the spirit of the dark bronze mirror!

Without the bronze mirror, he couldn't change hosts, so Song Gua was certain that there was still a spirit inside Master Yan!

They didn't take action at the time because the Dark Bronze Mirror and the Dark Cross escaped together in Glory City.

Song Gua wanted to capture them all at once, so he followed them for several days.

Only now that I've confirmed the cross isn't near the bronze mirror have I decided to take action.

Master Yan was captured; a bandit wearing a hood made of 70,000 tassels came before him.

Qi Wan held a dark bead in his hand.

"What are you going to do? What do you want to do to me? Talk to me!"

Qi Wan chuckled.

"Once you go inside, an NPC will explain it to you."

After saying that, Qi Wan activated the Soul Devouring Pearl's effect, aiming the emitted dark light at Daoist Yan.

A moment later, Master Yan's soul was taken inside.

The host's body is supposed to contain two souls: one is the host's soul, and the other is the artifact spirit.

However, the soul of Master Yan's original host has always been suppressed by the artifact spirit.

So what's being sucked into the Soul-Devouring Pearl now is the spirit of the bronze mirror.

"Adding Drama" has now officially changed his name to "Curious Guy No. 5" and has taken up residence in Soul Devouring Pearl No. 5, serving as a bridge between the spirit of the Dark Bronze Mirror and its original form.

Number four is the Dark Gold Seal.

With only half of his body remaining, no one was more suitable to work inside the Soul-Devouring Pearl than him.

"Where am I? Huh? Where did I end up?"

Curious Guy Number Five spoke in the darkness.

"Dark Bronze Mirror, welcome to the Dark Relic Luxury Suite. I am your guide, and you can call me Dad from now on."

Dark Bronze Mirror: "You bandit, my ass!"

Curious Guy #5: "A sapling won't grow straight if it's not pruned, and a tree won't stand tall if it's not tidied up. Go for it!"

……

The bandits' headquarters.

"Miss Butterfly, oh yes, it's me again. I need your help."

Give me money, give me money, of course I'll give you money, I'm rich.

The thing I need to ask you for is very simple. I have the identities of three thousand brothers, and I need your help to handle it, like modifying federal files or something.

Haha, yes, that's a lot. So, could you write a program to do it with one click?

Oh, no, could you please send me your system account and password? I kept failing to log in last time.

No, no one hacked your system. I didn't. I was accessing it normally.

Tens of thousands of visits at the same time? Impossible! Many of us in the bandit group don't know how to use a computer; they're brain-dead…”