The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.

"Michelle, go to Ten Marshals Mountain and execute those bandits!"

Zhang Erhe remained rational.

He chose to return to Xichuan City.

But we can't ignore the situation at Shishuai Mountain.

Don't clergy have any dignity?

Of course I want to!

The statue of the dignified commander-in-chief of the coalition forces has been replaced with a die. If this attracts internet celebrities to check in every day, that's a good chance.

Where will the military find its authority and discipline in the future?

Don't underestimate this point.

The soldiers in the Allied Forces are all professionals, and they are inherently difficult to manage.

Many times, conquest is not achieved through force, but through personal charisma.

The bandits' actions have severely diminished his personal charm.

Therefore, we must save face for Shishuai Mountain.

The Michelle that Zhang Erhe contacted was a clergyman who had just returned from the lunar battlefield and possessed the talent of enlightenment, enabling him to see through all illusions.

Michelle was sunbathing by the pool at his private residence in a city in North America when he received Zhang Erhe's message and could only shrug.

"Oh, alright, I'll give you face, considering you helped me a few times on the lunar battlefield."

Michelle set off.

He took out the cloak that could transform into wings, put it on, spread his wings like an angel, and soared into the sky.

Zhang Erhe needs time to return to Xichuan City.

The bandits' concert was able to continue.

……

Blood Brother's whip lashed mercilessly at Shi Ji.

"Aaaaaah!! Didn't you say you'd let me off the hook if I told the truth??"

Song Gua shrugged.

"I didn't hit you."

"No, you, you all..."

"It's his problem if he hits you; you should ask him that."

"Ah!! Damn it...!"

Before Shiji could finish speaking, Xuezi's attack emptied his health bar.

The death was not painful.

The Blood Brother, already at level 58, deals far too much damage to Shiji. (It's level 58; some readers who follow the updates quickly might think it's below level 55, as there's a slight change in the section about consuming experience books earlier.)

Blood Brother has completed his mission and is leaving the scene.

Song Gua continued to bestow titles upon kings.

"Next up is the King of Cannons! Dongfeng!"

I couldn't hold it in any longer.

The entire audience was trying not to laugh.

The viewers in the live stream spammed countless "2333" comments.

"What king?"

"Is this something I can say?"

"Is this bandit's lifestyle a bit questionable?"

"Tsk, although it's a bit indecent, this bandit is truly a winner in life!"

The lights in the entire venue dimmed.

A missile, seemingly launched from nowhere, suddenly fell from the sky, plummeting straight down and crashing into the stage.

The audience was terrified and some even screamed.

Just when the scene was about to descend into chaos.

Suddenly, everyone noticed that the missile stopped steadily just before it hit the stage, hovering less than a meter away from it.

A bandit was lying on the missile, wearing a Dongfeng hood and a yellow Taoist robe.

Pao Ge sighed.

"I feel that I shouldn't wear a yellow Taoist robe today, as it might evoke certain associations."

Song Gua beckoned him down.

"Come here, everyone likes you."

"I don't think so... I always said I shouldn't have been given the title 'King of Cannons,' I still prefer the title 'Destroyer.'"

"Wouldn't that make you stand out from the other brothers? Come here, come here, it's time for you to sing your song."

After feeling a bit down, Pao Ge finally cheered up a bit.

"Let me hear what my song is like."

The band of 100 men, known as "Mafei," is performing again.

"♫Eight hundred soldiers rush to the north slope~"

♫ Artillerymen running side by side to the north~

♫Artillerymen are afraid of bumping into the model soldiers~

♫The standard-bearer is afraid of touching the artilleryman's cannon~

Pao Ge stared in disbelief at Song Gua.

"You call this a song?"

"Isn't there a tune?"

"I even have a rhythm in my speech!"

"Doesn't this make you stand out from the crowd?"

Life is tough, Brother Pao sighed.

Now that the introductions are over, it's time for Brother Pao to get down to business.

He did not go to the roof to pull people out.

Instead, he took the remote control from Song Gua.

"So, I'm truly unique. They can capture a villain and execute him, while I can only..."

Pao Ge pointed the remote control at the big screen and took the microphone.

"Please watch the video."

To be precise, this is not a VCR.

This is a live broadcast.

The person being contacted is located in an administrative region in Africa.

The big screen went black for a moment, and then slowly, with some lag, the other person's image appeared.

"Hey, feed me? Listen, listen... Can you hear me...?"

It's extremely laggy.

The internet is bad in Africa.

However, everyone could still see who this person was.

It's very familiar to the people of Xichuan City.

Shi Yang, the former deputy mayor, was kidnapped by bandits during his mayoral campaign speech!

How did the bandits find Shi Yang?

While planning today's scheme, Song Gua thought of another person he could use: Shi Yang.

He once publicly stated that his mentor was Zhang Erhe, and their relationship was probably closer than that between other members of the Shi family and Zhang Erhe.

Perhaps Shi Yang knows more juicy details about Zhang Erhe.

So, Song Gua asked Monkey King to look for the Red Ox in Antarctica.

Red Ox got his wish; Monkey King indeed went back for a visit, which made him extremely happy.

From Chi Niu, Song Gua learned where Shi Yang had been sent.

An African gay brothel!

Tsk.

Really good at playing.

The road-clearing team went through countless hardships to find Shi Yang.

Fortunately, there is Miss Butterfly's plane, which allows us to fly all over the world at a fast speed.

However, Shi Yang was found this morning.

There wasn't enough time to bring him back.

This is the only way to connect remotely.

Pao Ge waved at the big screen.

"I can hear you! I can hear you!"

On Shi Yang's end, they could only hear, not see; the screen was black.

He didn't know who he was talking to at that moment.

Beside him stood a group of bandits dressed in suits, wearing sunglasses, and with serious expressions.

Shi Yang was unaware that the group that had found him were actually bandits.

These were bandits who had undergone cosmetic surgery and were specially exchanged by Song Gua.

They told Shi Yang that they were from the Huaxia District Discipline Inspection Commission.

Zhang Erhe has been dismissed from his post for embezzlement, bribery, and indiscriminate killing of civilians.

The trial is currently underway in court.

If Shi Yang is willing to be a witness for the prosecution, then he can be brought back to Huaxia District and returned to the Shi family.

Upon hearing this, Shi Yang was so moved that tears streamed down his face.

"They're so cruel! They don't treat me like a human being! Dozens of times a day! And they made me dress as a woman! You've finally come! I'm willing to talk! I'll tell you anything! Just let me go home!"

In the live stream, Shi Yang, with pink makeup, bright red lipstick, and various cheap jewelry on her face, was crying and making a dramatic scene.

A stream of snot and tears.

He thought he was talking to a judge.

Little did they know, it was being broadcast live globally.