The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.

In this operation, Song Gua merged all his clones with mahjong tiles, transforming them into mahjong faces.

However, they still wore hoods and Taoist robes to let people know that this was a bandit operation.

After all, it was the bandits, not the Daoist priests, who declared war on Zhang Erhe.

The incorporation of mahjong faces is merely a precaution in case of unforeseen circumstances; outsiders will only see the Dao of Meditation.

Besides, I'm wanted by the authorities anyway, so what's the harm in having so many lice? Why should I care about the federal government's opinion?

Need not!

Thinking about it this way, Song Gua felt that being wanted by the police was actually quite good, as it brought him freedom in another sense.

"Come on! Listen to my chant, one! two! one! two! one! two!"

The internet addict is directing a group of clones who act as laborers to push a stone sculpture of dice that is hundreds of meters high.

"Hey! Whoosh! Hey! Whoosh! Hey! Whoosh!"

The clones were exhausted and sweating profusely, and they still had to wear headgear, which was really tough for them.

"Why doesn't the host have to do any work?!"

"Why is he doing live streaming? I protest!"

"Damn it, I'm exhausted like a Vladimir on the Volcano... no, a Vladimir on the Galzan... ptooey! My mouth is all sore from exhaustion!"

The clones chattered away, but their hands never stopped working.

Under the direction of the internet addict, the magnificent dice statue was finally moved to Zhang Erhe's exact location.

However, the original plan was to simply blow up Zhang Erhe's statue and replace it.

But now only half of it has been destroyed.

It's obvious that you can't fit a larger dice statue inside.

The internet addict, looking like a bald migrant worker, wiped his sweat with a white towel and came over to the host who was interacting wildly with the live stream audience.

"The statue is in place, but then what? It won't fit in here, so are we just going to leave it here?"

The host is thanking his fans for their donations and attention, while also taking a moment to mock the moderators for not being able to ban him.

"How can we leave it here? We have to do our tasks perfectly, otherwise when will we ever become leaders?"

Even a skilled cook can't cook without rice.

"Take a closer look. This statue isn't a single piece; it's made of separate parts. The 'hood' covering the human head can be removed."

The internet addict had a "this is even possible" look on his face and went to check it out.

"That's true!"

The host reverted to his usual excited broadcasting mode, shouting at the screen.

"Family members! What you are about to see is Zhang Erhe wearing a hood, and the dice are actually myself!"

The host explained his plan to the group of laborers present.

He was going to take the headgear off the dice statue and put it on Zhang Erhe's head.

Wasn't only the top half of Zhang Erhe's statue destroyed?

Perfect, let's just cover him up!

The clones started complaining again.

"What? What do you take us for, Hercules?!"

"We need a flatbed and logs to move this behemoth, and now you want us to take off our hoods? Do you think we're gods?!"

"Are you kidding me! Just say you want to work yourself to death!"

The host pulled out several cards representing the laws of heaven, earth, and the earth.

"If I were to produce these, how would you respond?"

The clones were speechless.

The Dharma Heaven and Earth are both enormous. Although they are not as exaggerated as hundreds of meters, some are still tens of meters or even hundreds of meters tall.

With the combined efforts of several Dharma Masters, the enormous stone headpiece was easily moved down and placed on Zhang Erhe's sculpture head.

Because the Zhang Erhe sculpture is right next to the statue of the Ninth Army Commander, Weide.

The bandits had no choice but to use their professional skills to slowly blast away Vader's statue, otherwise they wouldn't be able to put the "hood" on.

"Oh God, the one who was just blown up seems to be our European administrative region's commander, Ved."

"Yes, I have seen Commander-in-Chief Veder in the permafrost of Northern Europe. These statues are very realistic, almost identical to the photographs, there is no mistake."

"For some reason, I feel a strange sense of satisfaction that the bandits blew up these statues of their commanders."

"Whatever, let's just have some fun! Seriously, the police response time in North America is so slow! Hasn't anyone stopped the bandits from running amok?"

Netizens have actually misunderstood the North American administrative region.

Florida, the city closest to Ten Marshals Mountain, immediately dispatched twenty law enforcement teams and a battalion of city defense troops after discovering the bandits' live stream.

This shows that they attach great importance to it.

However, when they reached ten kilometers east of Shishuai Mountain, orders came from their superiors.

Let them surround the bandits without attacking; do not push them to the brink.

Although they didn't understand the reason for the order, the people in Florida were very willing to cooperate.

Bandits are notorious for their tendency to self-destruct.

They never wanted to get involved in this hot potato.

……

When it is daytime in the Western Hemisphere, it is nighttime in the Eastern Hemisphere.

Tonight, in Nishikawa City, the older brother with a center-parted hairstyle and overalls will hold the first show of his world tour – the Nishikawa Concert.

This tour should have started several months ago.

However, a Daoist named Zuowang suddenly appeared, kidnapped the brother and his team, and then impersonated them.

Not only did the fans waste their tickets, but some were also caught in the crossfire of the battle between the Daoist Master and those who were trying to capture them, and some even lost their lives.

Several months later, my brother held a concert again.

Eager fans snapped up 100,000 tickets in a second upon hearing the news.

The concert will still be held at the Xichuan City No. 1 Gymnasium.

The damaged areas have now been completely repaired.

The venue took the opportunity to undergo a series of upgrades, making it more impressive and luxurious than before.

The stadium, packed with 100,000 people, fell silent just as the concert was about to begin.

Fans suppressed their excitement and enthusiasm, waiting for their idol to take the stage, ready to have a great night.

On the big screen, a countdown with cool special effects began to appear.

The DJ shouted with great enthusiasm.

"Everyone, count down with me! Five! Five!"

"five--"

"Four!"

"Four--"

"three!"

"three--"

"two!"

"two--"

"one!"

"one--"

When the DJ shouts, the entire audience of 100,000 people shouts back.

The combined sound of 100,000 people was deafening, as if it would shake the roof of the stadium off.

As the special effects on the big screen transformed into a burst of fireworks, the concert officially began!

Fans are all guessing what song their brother will sing first.

result.

When the "brothers" opened their mouths, the fans almost knelt down in awe.

This is a line spoken in the style of traditional Chinese opera.

"Haha—I'm afraid that once you come, you won't be able to leave!!"

Immediately afterwards, chains were lowered from above the stage.

Wearing mahjong hoods and dressed in various colored Taoist robes, the bandits slid down the chains in perfect unison.

The eerie Chinese drumbeats, the suona hidden in the background, and the chilling gong sounds.

The familiar melody of the bandit theme song resounded throughout the stadium.

As the bandits sang, they also performed a synchronized and powerful dance with a touch of eeriness.

"Hey!

Paying homage to the mountain peak at night!

Whose hand is that, with your arm around my shoulder?

♫If you muster up the courage, just follow along~

♫If you're going to do something, do it right!

Hey!

Paying homage to the mountain peak at night!

♫You can't even fathom my ramblings!

"Keep your joys, sorrows, and happiness to yourself..."