After some discussion, the mirror bandits...

They elected Mirror Ghost as their leader, Mirror South Wind as their second leader, and Mirror Fog as their third leader.

As for the others, they were divided into three groups, each following a leader.

There are no further divisions within each group; everyone is treated equally.

They felt that the fragmented memories of the organization called "Mafei" (bandits) and its various hierarchical and factional divisions were serious dross that had to be discarded.

Mirror Ghost stood up, took off his West Wind hood, and addressed the group of mirror bandits.

"Gentlemen, since you have all elected me as your leader, there's something I just have to say!"

The group of mirror-image bandits clenched their fists and shouted.

"Boss Ghost, please speak freely! We'll all listen to you!"

Mirror Ghost threw the West Wind hood in his hand on the ground and stepped on it.

"We should form a completely new organization; we don't need to be obsessed with that old-fashioned banditry!"

Mirror South Wind also stood up.

"Yes, we are indeed a mirror image of the bandits, but so what! We will be the masters of our own destiny, why should we always be bound to others!"

As Mirror Mist continued to transform wildly, it conjured up a mouth that started smacking.

"I agree! Our memories are already fragmented, why not start anew! Otherwise, the history we create will all be attributed to bandits, wouldn't that be a huge loss!"

Everyone agreed immediately.

"That's right! What are bandits? We Mirror Bandits are the true trendsetters of this era!"

"What 'Mirror Bandit'? That sounds awful. It's time to change the name!"

"What should we call him?"

The Mirror Ghost Brother pulled out a bunch of copper coins from his backpack and then took out a bundle of red thread.

Don't forget, they are mirror images of someone else.

In the field of needlework, there is a continuous tradition.

"These are some trinkets I found in the Third Guard City. I'm going to make something for everyone."

"Swish swish swish... splash splash..."

Mirror Ghost strung the pile of copper coins together with red thread and made a mask.

"Starting today, we're no longer wearing those ridiculous mahjong headbands; we're going to have our own logo!"

As he spoke, Mirror Ghost put the copper coin mask on his face.

The small copper coin mask couldn't hide Mirror Ghost Brother's fleshy, square, mahjong-like face at all.

However, he seemed determined to expose his face to the public, completely unconcerned.

Then, he tore off his Taoist robe and put on a handsome suit—which he had picked up in City Three.

"A coin mask and a suit, how handsome is he!"

The group of mirror-image bandits cheered with joy.

"handsome!!"

Someone stood up excitedly.

"So, what should we call our brand new organization...?"

Mirror Ghost Brother pulled a sword from his backpack and pointed it at the sky.

"Sit! Forget! The Way!"

The entire group of mirrored bandits instantly erupted in a frenzy, shaking their heads, wildly swinging their limbs, jumping and leaping as if they were having a mental breakdown.

They removed their hoods and robes, their faces contorted in a grimace, and held hands, forming circles upon circles, jumping and singing loudly on the cliff.

"Hey! ♫ Paying respects at the mountain peak at night♫ Whose hand is that with your arm around my shoulder♫ If you're feeling bold, just follow them♫"

"♫If you're going to do something, do it right the first time♫♫"

Hey! ♫ Paying homage to the mountain peak at night ♫ Speaking nonsense that's impossible to decipher ♫ Keeping your joys, sorrows, and anger to yourself ♫

"Forget emotions, forget principles, forget history!"

"..."

They danced and sang, freely expressing the joy of life.

"Click, click, click..."

A series of barely perceptible cracking sounds were quietly spreading.

"Boom!"

The cliff collapsed.

They were completely overwhelmed by the jumping around of those who practice the "sitting in oblivion" method.

Nearly three thousand people fell straight off the cliff.

And so, they continued to have fun.

"Hahaha!!! What kind of cliff is this? It's so flimsy, God! What kind of shoddy construction is this?!"

"What level of construction engineer is God? Did he buy his certificate?"

"Holy crap! We actually caused the cliff to collapse from jumping so much, Thai poop!"

"The Zuowangdao (坐忘道) organization was established for less than a minute when, because they were so engrossed in dancing, they accidentally jumped off a cliff and all of them fell to their deaths... Hahaha! This is hilarious! Anyone who reads this history will laugh their head off!"

"The fun is actually with me? That's amazing! Absolutely amazing!"

These people did not die from the fall.

Mirror Mist Bro activated his Fog Shield skill in mid-air, catching everyone and slowly descending to the bottom of the cliff.

Many of the mirror-image bandits felt deeply regretful that they hadn't died.

The original Mist Bro, who blended seamlessly into the surrounding fog, was utterly dumbfounded when he saw what these mirror images were doing.

"These guys are insane! They're fucking crazy! This is the real Dao of Forgetfulness! They're playing with fire!"

Song Gua and his clones also learned about these lunatics from Brother Wu's memories.

"That's actually normal. They know they don't have long to live, so they don't care about anything. They enjoy every second they live, which is reasonable."

Monkey King squatted to the side, biting his fingers.

"Damn it, why didn't they mirror me back then? Otherwise, my mirror image would definitely be the leader, and he'd start a new organization, which would have led to a successful uprising, wouldn't it?"

Song Gua suddenly squatted down next to Monkey King.

"What are you planning?"

"I say those mirror images are really damned! They actually called us bandits old-fashioned. They're the ones wearing copper coin masks with suits—that's truly old-fashioned! More than old-fashioned, it's downright incongruous!"

The person wearing a mahjong tile headgear over their face is a bandit.

The one with the mahjong face wearing a copper coin mask is the Daoist of the Forgotten Realm.

Epilepsy.

That's insane.

At that moment, Brother Wu's voice rang out.

"You old scoundrel! The mirror images are moving! They're traveling along the river like mirror images, they're going way too fast! You have to teleport me, or I won't be able to catch them!"

"How am I supposed to know where to take you if you lose track of me?"

"Huiye City! They must be heading to Huiye City; this river flows in that direction!"

There's no need to speculate anymore.

Soon, news broke online.

"Two hours ago, a gang of bandits suddenly broke into the city's antique market, looted a large number of copper coins, and before leaving, they used the coins to form a formation, indicating that women who enter this formation can have whatever they want in their next pregnancy, whether they want a son or a daughter. There's already a long queue here..."

"An hour ago, a group of bandits wearing copper coin masks broke into the Fenda Shopping Plaza in our city, looted a large number of suit shops, and told the shop owners that they would endorse their suits for free."

"Half an hour ago, a group of bandits wearing copper coin masks and suits ransacked the city's food street, taking a large amount of food for free, and claiming that it was all junk food and that they wanted to help protect the health of the people."

Looking at these outrageous news reports, Song Gua sighed and rubbed his forehead, his fears coming true.

"They seem to have mistaken the mirrored mahjong face for a realistic flesh-colored hood, and are pinning all the blame for what these people did on us!"

Da Congming came over.

"Boss, we've done this kind of thing plenty of times. It's normal that they subconsciously assume it was us."

"Nonsense! We only looted strategic materials!"

The news flash isn't over yet; here's the latest update.

"Holy crap! These lunatics blew up the Special Affairs Bureau of Huiye City!"

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