The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.

The Great Congming did more than just cause destruction along the way.

He would also do some strange things and say strange things.

A moment later, he rushed into the gym, snatched the jump ropes from a group of women who were jumping rope, and tied them to himself.

"Chief Bai! I'm alright! Don't be afraid! I'm just having a relapse! Quick, find some chains and tie me up, just tie me up!"

They rushed into Mixue Ice Cream and grabbed some ice cream.

"Mom, this is delicious! Can I have another orange?"

A moment later, she hugged a passerby's husky, revealing her true feelings.

"Huanhuan, don't send me anything. I won't starve; I'd rather die!"

We'll go as crazy as you want, absolutely professional.

Monkey King leaped and bounded from one rooftop to another, following Big Smart, waiting for his chance to strike.

"This genius is really good at going crazy. This time the plot is so rich. The police station and law enforcement team in Yingchuan City are too slow to respond. There's still no movement."

The police department and law enforcement team didn't arrive, but the media did.

"Breaking news! A professional suspected of having a mental illness has been spotted on Crystal Boulevard, causing damage and engaging in incomprehensible behavior!"

"Viewers, we have a breaking news report! The mentally ill professional we discovered on Crystal Avenue appears to be the same person who appeared in Unsan City last year with facial burns and mental illness!"

"Debunking the rumors, fellow TV station! If it's the same person, a mentally ill patient, how could they have progressed from level 3 to level 30 within a year?"

Bizarre, suspenseful, plot twists, captivating, destructive, dangerous, insane...

After the reporters followed for a while, they immediately felt that they didn't have to worry about their sales performance this month.

Upon seeing that cameras had arrived, Monkey King stopped waiting for the police department and law enforcement team and had Big Smart randomly select a lucky passerby.

"ah!!"

A slender woman in a red dress was taken hostage by Da Congming.

"Nana! I'm sorry, I have to climb the stairs!!!"

The woman in the red dress was terrified by Da Congming's appearance and the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Oh my god!! I'm not Nana! You've mistaken me for someone else!!"

At this moment, Da Congming was surrounded by passersby.

Although there were quite a few combat professionals among them, seeing Da Congming's madness along the way, and the fact that if they investigated his information they found out he was only level 30, they were too scared to make a move.

The reporters' cameras and microphones were aimed at Da Congming.

A brave and kind reporter stepped forward to offer words of comfort.

"Sir! Please calm down! You're sick. What you're seeing and hearing might just be your imagination. You're not in danger. Put down the knife and that lady, okay?"

Da Congming raised the kitchen knife high, looking like a madman, and chopped down with it.

"Lamb's testicles! You're not going to fool me!!"

The audience gasped in surprise.

Many people turned their faces away, unable to look any longer.

"Hey!! You beast! Put down your weapons!!"

Just at this critical moment, a sharp shout rang out.

A long, golden staff rapidly extended from a distance.

"when!!"

The blow struck Da Congming squarely in the face, sending him flying.

After the Monkey King stepped onto the second somersault cloud, its color changed to seven colors. Wearing a cool, legendary golden armor, he descended majestically from the sky.

All eyes were on Monkey King.

So handsome.

He's somewhat like someone from the TV series "The Bandits".

Even if some people draw a connection to the get-rich-quick schemes of bandits, it doesn't really matter.

The Monkey King now has the face of Song Gua 1.0, which is completely different from the handsome Song Gua 2.0.

Big Smart, who was sent flying, kept giving Monkey King the middle finger as he flew.

"You can show off all you want, but why did you have to slap me in the face?!"

She was already disfigured, and this only made things worse.

"Snap, snap! Snap, snap!"

The flashbulbs kept going off.

Monkey King let them pat their faces properly.

When surrounded by reporters, Monkey King insisted on taking his boasting to the extreme.

"It's nothing, it's just what we professionals should do."

"Yes, that's right. I've loved upholding justice since I was a child, and they all call me Brother Justice."

"What kind of movies do you usually like to watch? I usually like to watch Animal World."

The woman who was rescued by the Monkey King was completely captivated by him and threw herself into his arms, acting coquettishly.

"My benefactor, thank you so much for saving that person. Are you free tonight? I'd like to invite you to my house for dinner as a token of my gratitude. Also, I've been drinking cold drinks lately..."

Monkey King shoved her away.

"Get out of the way! I didn't intervene to save you, I did it for justice! Goodbye!"

The time for changing faces is limited, so Monkey King can't stay here forever.

Upon seeing the police station and law enforcement team approaching from afar, Monkey King immediately flew away.

Seeing that the Monkey King was unmoved by her beauty, the woman in red admired him even more. As he flew away, she shouted from afar.

"My benefactor! You must leave your name and address so I can come and express my gratitude in person!"

The Monkey King's voice came from afar in the sky.

"My home is a lone red dot in the distance, drifting aimlessly without a trace. A three-year-old child is worth a thousand taels of silver, to protect his master as he crosses the sea to conquer the East!"

Those present looked at each other in bewilderment; the CPU was being roasted.

The woman in red suddenly froze on the spot, wondering, "What does this mean?"

The police have arrived.

"Make way! Make way! Who was that that that flew away just now?!"

One of the more educated reporters at the scene said somewhat uncertainly.

"His name might, probably, perhaps, most likely... be... Xue Rengui? He seems to be preparing to launch an eastern expedition?"

Song Gua, the bandit leader, held his forehead with one hand, utterly despondent.

"At least one of me and my clone is insane... Monkey King, how is Qin Zheng going to find you if you keep playing these tricks?"

Monkey King tries to mend the fence after the sheep are lost.

"Qin Zheng will definitely come to Yingchuan City after seeing the news. I've been showing up here a lot lately with your original face. With his skills as the former captain of the law enforcement team, he'll definitely be able to find me."

The brilliant mind discovered the key point.

"No, if that's what you're saying, you've had plenty of opportunities to be a hero and save the damsel in distress. Why do you have to drive me crazy and then hit me with a stick???"

Monkey King pretended not to hear.

The clones, however, were quite pleased with what they saw.

"This was so much fun! The actor playing my brother Huozi has to be Da Congming; the way he recited those lines almost drove me crazy!"

"Oh, you clever rascal! Your cleverness backfired. You tried to trick Monkey King into creating a memorable scene, but you ended up getting yourself into trouble!"

"With that face of Da Congming, if Monkey King hits him with his stick, the effect might be comparable to plastic surgery."

Finding the "Song Gua" went more smoothly than expected.

Two days later, when Monkey King found another opportunity and shouted out against injustice on the street, he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Xue Rengui, hello. I've been looking for you. When would be a convenient time to meet somewhere? I have something important to tell you. I don't have much time left, so please believe me."

Monkey King looked back and, finding no one there, feigned surprise.

"Who? Who's invisible?"

Qin Zheng lowered his voice and said.

"I cannot appear in public, but please believe me, I have no ill intentions."

"You've been able to stay behind me silently for so long. If you wanted to harm me, I would have been finished long ago. I believe you. How about this, tonight at eight o'clock, No. 8 Shuihu Road, second-floor private room."

"Let's go outside the city; it's inconvenient for me to stay in the city."

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