The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.
Chapter 255 All eyes are on me!
Song Gua discovered that they could all sing.
He sang even better than himself, the bandit leader.
Indeed, geniuses excel at everything they do.
Ultimately, they are a group of nineteen-year-olds, a time when they are full of youthful energy and vitality.
It's in our nature to love fun and excitement.
Gou Bi didn't come.
This guy embarrassed himself in the square today and feels really humiliated, so he doesn't want to socialize right now.
Thanks to Song Gua, Lin Ruqing, Xu Kai, and Yuwen Hao also managed to get into this circle.
Yuwen Hao, in particular, attracted the admiration of boys like Longtan, Tongzhan, and Zhu Xin as soon as he laid out his vast resources of seed material. Some even wanted to call him godfather.
Pang Liang didn't come; he said he has social anxiety.
And so, Song Gua's university life in Shangjing City began.
I know you don't like storylines like new students enrolling, meeting roommates, university orientation, challenges between new and old students, and a senior student coming to your door saying she's drinking cold water today—let's skip those.
Let's turn our attention to Xichuan City.
Soul Cultivation Illusion.
Huozi, Nanfeng, and the others are still adrift at sea.
The difference was that they managed to cobble together a simple sailboat.
The south wind kept casting wind magic onto the sails to propel the ship forward.
However, the direction wasn't quite right.
"Another deserted island!"
"According to the map in the stele, we shouldn't have gone the wrong way."
"I only dozed off for a little while, and you guys have gone off on a tangent again."
"Idiot! You were in charge of steering the ship, and you were sleeping! What are you doing?!"
Suddenly, the water became turbulent.
"Why are there waves?"
"There's no wind."
"Idiot, that's something underwater trying to surge up, causing a huge wave to form on the surface."
"Oh, then waves that are tens of meters high must mean something really big is about to surge up, right?"
"Of course, um? How tall?"
On a dilapidated sailboat, a dozen or so Song Gua clones dressed in Taoist robes and wearing mahjong headgear looked up at the giant waves ahead and the giant whale head emerging from the spray.
"Is this the Grand Line?! How come there are Sea Kings here?!"
"I'm going to be eaten!!!"
"Ah!!! My beautiful mom!!!"
Xichuan City, urban area.
The Monkey King, disguised, sat in a coffee shop, legs crossed, idly watching the bustling traffic outside.
He frowned slightly upon hearing the commotion from Huozi and his group.
"It's over, the whole team is wiped out."
Song Gua's voice rang out.
"They're not dead. I'll send some more people in to help you."
Huozi: "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle..."
Nanfeng: "Bubble bubble bubble bubble..."
They were being swallowed up by that enormous whale along with the seawater, so they couldn't make any normal sounds.
Monkey King put down his coffee, making a clicking sound as he spoke.
"Brother Huo is getting worse and worse, he's really disgracing our Great Sanyuan. Watch me find this Xichuan madman and prove myself to you!"
Song Gua: "What mind-blowing idea have you come up with this time?"
Monkey King: "Watch my performance! I'll definitely be the champion at the next awards ceremony!"
Monkey King has been in Xichuan City for several days now.
He knew quite a bit about the Madman Nishikawa.
The on-site investigation of Xichuan City is also almost complete.
So he arrived at the busiest intersection in the entire Xichuan City.
Monkey King waited for the red light, and when the green light came on, he dragged a car that was waiting for pedestrians to cross to the middle of the road and casually put it there.
The driver started swearing.
"What are you doing! I'm calling law enforcement to arrest you, I'm telling you!"
Monkey King ignored him, casually activated a skill, blew out the tires, and then stood on the roof of the car.
When a car passes by, Monkey King throws out a "Falling Flower Nail" (a consumable item shaped like a nail that can cause minor damage) to puncture the car's tires.
Soon, these cars that couldn't move blocked the entire intersection.
"Are you crazy?! Why are you obstructing traffic?!"
"The enforcement team is on their way. Let's see how cocky you are then!"
"How dare they act so recklessly in our Xichuan City!"
"They must be from out of town. Recently, because of the arrest warrant for that 'madman from Xichuan,' many professionals from backward cities have come to our city and caused quite a few security incidents!"
"Those professionals from small towns are the most uncivilized! Do they think Xichuan City is like theirs, where combat personnel can act recklessly without anyone interfering? Let them experience the power of the law enforcement team!"
The incident at the intersection quickly attracted the attention of passersby.
All four roads were completely blocked, horns blared incessantly, and chaos reigned.
Monkey King began to shed his disguise, revealing his true form.
"All eyes! Look at me! I have an announcement to make!!"
Monkey King raised both hands and threw his baseball cap, mask, and sunglasses far away.
"I am Nishikawa the Madman!!"
Upon closer inspection, everyone realized that the face was indeed the same as the one on the wanted poster.
After a brief silence, a piercing scream erupted.
"ah!!!"
The crowd instantly descended into chaos. Those who were close enough to recognize Nishikawa Kuangmo immediately took off running.
The people behind hadn't figured out what was going on yet, but still wanted to join in the fun.
The two groups of people collided, and in an instant, like dominoes, countless people fell over.
Drivers who hear that Nishikawa is a madman ahead will either abandon their cars and run away, or reverse and crash their way out.
In less than half a minute, the intersection became extremely chaotic.
The "Madman of Xichuan" has recently been in Xichuan City, and his fearsome reputation is truly terrifying.
This guy kills without hesitation, and he kills entire clans at once, truly causing rivers of blood to flow, which is extremely terrifying.
Monkey King burst into laughter.
"Today, I've come to tell you! Tomorrow night, I'm going to the Wei family in Luyao District to slaughter their entire clan! You just wait and see!"
After saying that, Monkey King jumped into the crowd, scaring many people so much that they wet their pants on the spot.
Some drivers, seeing Nishikawa the Madman slip into the crowd, assumed he was about to go on a killing spree and floored the accelerator, crushing the cars in front of them as they fled for their lives.
After entering the chaotic crowd, Monkey King used his superb agility as a second-tier professional to quickly change his clothes and disguise himself, then reverted to his original appearance and put on the disguise again.
"Oh dear! Sarilang! Sarilang!"
Monkey King shouted and screamed as he frantically fled for his life, following the crowd.
Song Gua, far away in the capital, had a headache after synchronizing these memories.
Monkey King's plans are always so simple and brutal.
Hopefully, he won't go too far.
Nishikawa City Professionals Association, Law Enforcement Team Training Ground.
"One! Two! One! Two! Lift your legs! Straighten your back!"
The temporary law enforcement team, numbered 250, to which Edison Chen belongs, is practicing marching.
The midday sun was scorching, and a group of people walked back and forth on the track. Even the professionals were sweating profusely from the heat.
Edison Chen raised his hand.
"Report!"
Captain 250's voice was deep and powerful.
"speak!"
"Captain, aren't we supposed to be helping capture the madman Nishikawa? Why are we practicing marching and standing at attention here every day?"
"Damn it, 'cooperate in arresting'! It means coordinating an arrest! What are you doing if headquarters hasn't given the order? Are you just causing trouble? Or do you think you're so lucky to survive?!"
"Yes, Captain! You are brilliant!"
"Moreover, your posture represents the face of our Xichuan City law enforcement team! You must train to look good! Be full of energy and spirit! Don't embarrass us!"
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