The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.
Chapter 250 The Sage Sequence: I am a dog!
The speaker's voice was shrill.
Everyone turned to look, and saw a young man dressed in cloth armor walking out from the crowd.
The young man in cloth armor was rather thin, unlike Tong Zhan, who had a streamlined, muscular physique.
Before Song Gua could even see what the person looked like, the red light of the challenge token shone on his head.
The Song hexagram remained silent.
"You two planned this together, right?"
The newcomer scoffed.
"If it weren't for Tong Zhan insisting on being the first to fight you, if I had made a move just now, you would have already fallen off the Earth Ranking. We wouldn't have had to let Tong Zhan embarrass the rising stars of our three major clans!"
Song Gua stared at him.
"So, you're also a supernova. Which race are you from?"
"The Gou family!"
Only then did Song Gua notice the reminder on the light screen in front of him.
["Gou Bi Lv30" has issued a challenge to you. If the opponent succeeds, he will take your place on the ranking list. Do you accept the challenge?]
"Gou Bi, is your name Gou Bi?"
Gou Bi said seriously, "What's wrong? Bi means jade, and jade represents a gentleman. I..."
"puff……"
What are you laughing at?
"I remembered something happy."
"In my generation, many members of the Gou clan have names containing jade. My father didn't want me to be like everyone else, so..."
"Pfft..."
"You're laughing again!"
"No, I've been rigorously trained. No matter how funny something is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it, pfft..."
"You haven't stopped since the beginning! Accept the challenge! I'm going to knock you off the Earth Ranking!"
"So, you're not on the Earthly Ranking?"
"So what! I'm a Sage, S-rank, second-tier, Dreamy Sleeping Fairy! A Sage! Do you even understand the value of this rank?!"
"Narcissus?"
"It's the Sleeping Fairy!"
"Oh, I thought your profession might influence your sexual orientation, tsk..."
"Is that the point?! What are you tsk about?!"
This was, in fact, the first time Song Gua had encountered a professional of the Sage rank.
Very few people are in this sequence.
In terms of numbers, the basic sequence > the superior sequence > the sage sequence, which shows the scarcity of sage sequence professionals.
That would be a good opportunity to see just how powerful this sequence really is.
Seeing that Song Gua was ready to accept the challenge, Xu Kai, Yuwen Hao and the others quickly moved away.
"Get out of the way quickly, or you'll get caught in the crossfire."
Tong Zhan laughed.
"No need, we won't be affected. Gou Bi's profession is good at mental attacks, and the professional talent is very domineering. It can affect the enemy's self-perception, so there won't be any big scenes in the fight."
Another round of challenges begins.
Gou Bi shouted loudly, raised a magic orb weapon, and aimed it at Song Gua.
"Hmph! You mocked my name, then I'll make you what you find laughable! Song Gua, you're a dog!"
The orb began to glow.
Gou Bi said smugly as he manipulated the magic orb.
"My Dream Gu is infallible against people my age! You're dreaming if you think you can attack me while I'm casting a spell! I'm wearing the divine artifact, Frost Leaf! You must have heard of its fame!"
Artifact Frost Leaf, a level 60 artifact upper garment, cloth armor.
Although this artifact is a level 60 item, it is considered the best-in-slot equipment for squishy classes such as mages and summoners.
Because Frostleaf possesses an attribute called "Low-Speed Domain," its effect is that all matter and energy within a three-meter radius of the wearer will not exceed 20 kilometers per hour.
A speed of 20 miles per hour is the speed at which a person rides a bicycle.
This means that your speed will decrease once you get close to a Frostleaf wearer.
It's not just people.
Skills will slow down when you get close.
Anyone wearing frost leaves, unless they have dementia, can react before the attack arrives and thus dodge it.
However, the Frost Leaf effect is two-sided, and the wearer's movements cannot exceed 20 yards.
Therefore, melee classes cannot wear it.
Close combat requires agility and speed; if you're slow and hesitant, you'll only destroy your own defenses.
Gou Bi is only level 30, how can he wear a level 60 artifact?
Frosty Leaf does not come with the "carefree" attribute.
Excluding factors other than equipment effects like class talents, he most likely used the enchanting function to add the "Free and Unfettered" attribute to Frostleaf.
It goes without saying that a huge price was paid, which, when converted into money, would be an astronomical figure.
The clans are really willing to invest in supernovae.
Gou Bi certainly had reason to be confident, but he chose the wrong opponent.
The clones were already laughing their heads off.
"No, what did he say? That he makes the enemy think he's a dog, and that he's a crack shot?"
"Great! I was worried he wouldn't hit the target!"
"Q, are you ready?"
"Immunity to and reflection of mental attacks is Q's talent. What are you waiting for? It can take effect at any time."
"Hahaha! Get ready for a good show!"
Inside Gou Bi's magic sphere, a dark shadow was moving, gradually transforming into the shape of a small insect.
Then, it suddenly darted out.
Song Gua pretended to dodge a few times, then pretended to exclaim in surprise.
"What?! This is a lock-on skill!"
Gou Bi laughed loudly.
"Of course! You can't avoid it!"
Yuwen Hao and the others watching the battle became worried.
"Will Old Song turn into a dog?"
Tong Zhan seemed to recall some unpleasant experience, and said with a twisted face.
"He won't turn into a dog, he'll think he is a dog, and then..."
Lin Ruqing, with her keen observation, asked a question.
"Are you being manipulated by this Gou Bi...?"
Tong Zhan rubbed his forehead.
"It's hard not to laugh when you first hear his name, and then I was just... sigh..."
While the group was chatting, Gou Bi injected Song Gua's Dream Gu into his body.
Gou Bi's mouth gaped open, and his smug tail practically wagging in the air.
"Hahaha! Tong Zhan! You reckless fool, look at this, to deal with damage dealers, you should use control techniques, learn from me... Ugh!!"
Before Gou Bi could finish gloating, the black Gu worm that had just burrowed into Song Gua's body rebounded at an extremely fast speed and burrowed directly into his mouth.
This guy opened champagne at halftime, saw the skill hit, and got careless.
Unexpectedly, Song Gua's pet could resist this kind of mind control.
By the time he realized what was happening, the Dream Gu had already entered his body and begun to take effect.
"Woof! Woof! Woof woof woof!!"
Gou Bi crawled on all fours across the ruined square.
Upon seeing the flagpole that was broken in half, he ran over excitedly, raised one of his hind legs, and marked a spot.
"ah!"
Lin Ruqing covered her face in embarrassment, unable to bear looking at her.
Unexpectedly, her scream caught Gou Bi's attention.
He stuck out his tongue, squinted his eyes, and swayed as he crawled to Lin Ruqing's side, trying to grab her leg and do something indecent.
"Ugh!! You filthy pervert!!"
Do you remember Lin Ruqing's weapon? It was a huge hammer.
"Bang!!"
With one blow, Gou Bi turned into a shooting star in the sky.
"Woof woof woof—"
The crowd in the square stared in disbelief.
Those holding up their phones hesitated whether to post Gou Bi's recent outburst online.
Doing this might offend the Gou family.
But seeing that others nearby had already posted them, I thought, "Fine, I'll post it too. These funny videos get a lot of views and I can gain a lot of followers."
"Hahahaha, so lively and bustling, it's all so dazzling..."
Tong Zhan was laughing hysterically.
Clearly, he had been tricked like this before.
Now that he sees Gou Bi reaping the consequences of his actions, he couldn't be happier.
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