The Professional Rankings, in twelve volumes, each bearing the name of my lord.

"Your Q is wrong, you need to improve your EQ."

"Why are you using your ultimate? Wait until the Malphite uses his ultimate before you use yours. Your Malphite is a skilled player; he's looking for an opportunity to use his ultimate on multiple enemies."

"Go farm minions! What are you doing, using your E skill all the time? Are you trying to steal my minions? Even your super minion can steal yours. What are you even doing?"

"Look at your economy, then look at the enemy Yasuo's economy, you could be his dad."

"Oops~~~ That's not how you're playing~ No wonder your teammates call you an orphan if you play like that, even though we really are orphans~"

The internet addict threw down the mouse, speechless at the five loudspeakers behind him.

"Are you going to let me finish playing? If you're so good, try playing a round yourself!"

Ichiman, Sitiao, and the others immediately rolled up their sleeves.

"Let's play! Fine! Let's play!"

Blood Brother is still conscious for the time being.

"We still have important things to do."

Yiwan kicked the guy next to the internet addict aside and took his seat.

"It's just setting up a stage, no big deal! Let's play one round first, no rush!"

Seeing that all five of them had joined the five-man squad, Brother Xuezi didn't want to spoil his brothers' fun.

"Okay, I'll go find a venue and equipment first."

After going outside, Brother Xuezi saw a winery across the street.

"Wow... Dracula Winery! No wonder it's a first-tier city, it has such a high-end global winery. It's still early, I'll go in and take a look."

next morning.

"Oh my god! I accidentally stayed up all night!"

One thousand and one jumped up from their seats.

His screen was black and white, with a score of 0/20/1.

"No, we can't play anymore, we need to get down to business!"

The internet addict enthusiastically replied, "Let's go, let's get down to business!"

He didn't ask to continue playing at this point.

I lost all night.

In the last game, he got the team's only kill. He was completely out of it, like a bot.

The internet addict had to admit that they were all clones of Song Gua, sharing the same gaming skills.

"Where's the whiteboard?"

"Search your memory to find it."

"Damn! He's passed out drunk at the winery across the street!"

"This guy's drinking the most expensive red wine, priced by the drop! Damn! How much public funds has he embezzled this time?!"

"A set of rare equipment is gone."

"Go wake him up quickly and sort out the stage issue!"

Blood Brother was carried out of the winery by Internet Addict Brother and four bandits, still muttering to himself.

"Oh, dear Miss Medusa, you know, women are like red wine, to be savored slowly. You're like this 82-year-old wine, yueyue! (vomits)"

Five people, including Yiwan and Wangdengge, carried Xuezige as they ran wildly down the increasingly bustling pedestrian street.

This odd combination, while attracting attention, didn't garner much interest.

Because in a large city like Gangnam, the urban culture is more diverse, and various street performance art is very common.

Four bandits and a gangster boss carrying a drunkard is nothing; they'd probably attract more attention if they weren't wearing clothes.

"What should we do? It's too late to buy equipment and set up a stage now!"

"It's all Xuezi's fault, drinking led to this mess!"

"Bullshit! It's all your fault, you bald geezer, you're too addicted to the internet!"

"You guys didn't play?! You still expect me to carry you all night!"

"My friend's account dropped from Gold to Bronze, you're practically dragging him down with you!"

"Stop arguing, everyone!"

As they ran, Wan discovered that at the end of the pedestrian street, a mobile phone store was holding an event and had already set up a stage.

Large screen, large sound system, inflatable arch, large dolls, ceremonial cannons, everything you could want.

The promotion seemed rather weak, and its location was the furthest from the pedestrian street entrance, so it was deserted, with few shoppers stopping to browse.

"Isn't this readily available?"

"Should we rob it?"

"Nonsense! We're bandits, what else would we do but steal?"

What if they call the police?

"If anyone dares to arrest us, we'll self-destruct! Let's see who dares to come near us!"

"Great idea!"

A group of idiots carried Brother Xuezi and rushed towards the mobile phone store.

The host was enthusiastic on stage, but unfortunately no one echoed him. However, it was his job, and he had to smile even if no one was around.

"The latest Dami phone model, the most fashionable choice for athletic students! The college entrance exam is over, it's time to have your own phone!"

Suddenly, the host, who was getting bored, saw four people wearing Taoist robes and hoods, and a bald man carrying another white hood, rushing toward the stage.

"Finally, someone's interested in our new model? Welcome up on stage to participate in our event! These six audience members are clearly very enthusiastic; there was really no need for them to come running over here like that..."

10,000: "Being clung to by my own mother!"

Host: "Hey? Hey? Why are you tying me up?! Don't grab my microphone! Hey you, why are you plugging a USB drive into the computer?!"

The internet addict led the charge and kicked the host off the stage.

"May I borrow your stage?"

The boss rushed out upon hearing the noise.

"Bandits? What do you want?!"

The internet addict, with his obviously villainous face, solemnly declared, "Saving the world!"

On the other side, the one who grabbed the microphone, Wan, handed it to the host who usually hosts the bandit awards ceremony but was wearing an eighty thousand hood today.

"Jiangnan Grand Stage, come and join us if you have a dream!"

We are the bandits who uphold love and peace, possess both good looks and fighting prowess, and are both wise and courageous!

Today, you've all come at the right time, because we, the bandits, will be here to expose a traitor to humanity who is inhumane, utterly depraved, insane, shameless, despicable, licentious, and heartless!

Yunshan City, the Zhao family!!!

Come on, let's look at the PowerPoint presentation together and learn what the Zhao family has been up to!

The four slides of the PPT were played while she made a delicate gesture with her pinky finger and clicked the mouse.

The PowerPoint presentation started playing on the big screen.

Medical scams, exorbitant drug prices, monopolies on doctor employment, organ trafficking, human trafficking...

The PPT is mostly text, and the accompanying images are basically random images from the Song Dynasty divination.

Only the pictures in the mental hospital section are real.

Although the Zhao family of Yunshan City was not well-known in Jiangnan City, passersby did not know who the bandits were talking about.

But then I saw a few bandits jumping and dancing on the stage, and some of them were drunk and acting crazy.

In addition, the bloody photos displayed on the big screen and the eye-catching black screen drew a large crowd.

That's how people are; when a place has a large population, it naturally attracts even more people to join in the fun.

"Are these guys really bandits?"

"Judging from their mental state, they seem very similar."

What are they doing?

"It seems like they're exposing something about the Zhao family."

"What? What are the Zhao family? They're nothing but bandits, such baffling behavior."

"This must be an event organized by the mobile phone store; they probably invited bandits to perform."

"Hmm, that's possible. It sounds quite interesting."

The mobile phone store owner was originally going to call the police.

As a result, he saw that more and more people were gathering at the door, and he couldn't stop smiling.

He was overjoyed that someone was helping him attract customers for free.

"Quick, quick, hand out flyers and introduce the products! Don't just stand there!"

Although the stage was taken away, it didn't matter. The boss took the initiative and mobilized all the employees to go out into the crowd to promote the products.