Crossover Anime: This is not pure love at all

It is an all-black smartphone.

"cell phone?"

Kuroe Minoru glanced at it with some disdain.

"What's the use of this thing? System, are you just trying to fool me? It's not like I don't have my own phone."

Despite his complaints, Kuroe Minoru obediently pressed the power button on the side.

The screen lit up instantly, and the main interface appeared.

The interface is very clean, with only icons for a few basic browsers and video software.

"What can you do without a SIM card...?"

Hei Jiangshi casually opened a pink app.

However, the moment the page loads...

Kuroe Minoru was struck dumb, staring intently at his phone screen!

On the screen, the familiar Chinese interface, and those extremely eye-catching titles on the homepage recommendations:

2026 Newest Anime Series Preview! A Potential Hit?!

Abstract Masterpieces: A Look Back at the Mind-Blowing Masterpieces We've Admired Over the Years!

Genshin Impact, Activate!

Never before has there been such a wonderful start! Kamen Rider ZZ... (crossed out)

This cannot be written.

"Holy crap?!"

Kuroe Minoru suddenly jumped up from the sofa. "This...this is Bilibili from my past life?!"

He quickly opened the browser next to him and entered a few familiar website addresses.

www.pron……(crossed out)

This cannot be written either.

Ahem, let's try another one.

Hei Jiang quickly cleared the address bar and entered the URLs of Baidu Tieba, Zhihu, and Weibo.

Baidu Tieba, Zhihu, Weibo... they all open perfectly and instantly!

The phone extracted by this system was actually able to connect to the Internet from my previous life!

"Amazing...this is truly divine!"

"Now that I have internet access, I need to check the most important things first..."

Kuroe Minoru excitedly sat back on the sofa, his brain racing.

He immediately opened his browser and entered a few keywords into the search bar:

[Kamen Rider 555 Orphnoch Lifespan Solution]

Click search.

Soon, a large number of terms and online forum posts appeared on the webpage.

Hei Jiangshi clicked on one of the highly-rated science posts and read it at a glance.

"The Orphnochs are the evolved form of humans, but because their evolution is too rapid, their genes become unstable, and they will eventually face genetic collapse and turn to ashes..."

"The only solution is to find the King of the Orphnochs and use his power to eliminate the genetic defect and gain immortality..."

Upon seeing this, Kuroe Minoru frowned deeply.

"The King of the Orphnochs?"

He continued scrolling down.

"However, before the King fully awakens, he must prey on other Orphnochs to absorb their life energy. Moreover, Orphnochs granted power by the King will completely lose their human emotions, becoming pure monsters unable to transform back into humans..."

As expected...

Kuroe Minoru sighed deeply and tossed his phone onto the sofa.

It's normal that they didn't find it; anyway, Kuroe Minoru didn't have much hope to begin with.

"It seems that the only hope lies in the system's lottery."

Kuroe stroked his chin, his gaze hardening once more.

"It's just about earning justice points, right? As long as I grind hard enough and wipe out all the scum in Chiba City, I'll eventually get a solution!"

Thinking of this, Kuroe Minoru picked up that crossover smartphone again.

Although no shortcut to extending the phone's lifespan has been found, its value remains immeasurable!

"etc……"

A sudden flash of inspiration struck Kuroe Minoru.

"Since I can connect to the network from my past life, can I also log into my social media accounts?!"

Without hesitation, Kuroe Minoru immediately opened the app store and downloaded the familiar Penguin Chat software.

Enter your account and password, then click Login.

With the familiar "beep beep beep" sound, the message list was instantly filled with hundreds or even thousands of unread messages.

Hei Jiangshi skillfully found the group chat he had been frequenting for many years.

Seeing those familiar IDs chatting in the group, Kuroe Minoru felt a strange sense of warmth.

He typed rapidly on the screen with both hands:

[Your Highness]: Brothers, I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean. I've transmigrated. I haven't said anything lately because I've been busy.

[Your Highness]: I'm now linked to a Justice Ambassador system. By stopping evil, I can earn Justice Points for a chance to win a life-saving lottery.

[Your Highness]: Is there any good way to quickly farm points? I need help urgently!

As soon as the message was sent, the group chat, which had been discussing the new anime series, fell silent for a second.

The news then began to flood social media.

[Group Member A]: Didn't you take your medicine today?

[Group Member B]: Time traveled? I get what you mean! Of course, you should go find Darkness first! Discipline that masochist severely and stop her shameless and evil fantasies. Wouldn't that bring you a surge of justice?

[Your Highness]: No, no, no! It's a crossover world from an urban anime! There's no other world! And there's no Aqua or Darkness!

[Fourth Sister Little Sheep]: Urban fantasy anime? Then I definitely have to go find Index!

"!"

This is absolutely unacceptable!

Upon seeing this ID, Kuroe Minoru's mind was instantly filled with the fear of being dominated by the various Index doujinshi drawn by Fourth Sister Little Sheep, which could be described as terrifying, horrifying, bloody, bizarre, and disgusting.

It was a lonely night. Fourth Sister, Little Sheep, said she had drawn a sketchbook and asked if anyone wanted to see it.

Upon hearing this, Kuroe Minoru became interested and, amidst the many amused glances from his group members, flipped to the first page of the first PDF...

That night... Kuroe couldn't sleep.

[Your Highness]: Get out of here! No superpowers! It's just a normal romance anime and band anime world!

[Your Highness]: And don't think I don't know what you're up to! Absolutely not!

The group chat was instantly filled with a joyful atmosphere.

[Group Member C]: Since it's a normal urban world, isn't it simple? Why don't you go to the prison and beat up all the criminals there? Wouldn't your justice points skyrocket?

Upon seeing this slightly constructive suggestion, Kuroe sighed and helplessly typed an explanation:

[Kuroe Minoru]: No way, my broken system's radar makes real-time judgments. It only counts if the system detects a dangerous or evil event happening or about to happen in the surrounding area and I have to stop it.

[Group Member C]: Pshaw, if you're going to fantasize, at least fantasize about a decent system.

[Group Member D]: [Chat Log]

[Group Member D]: [Chat Log]

[Group member E]: Holy crap? This is insane?!

[Group member F]: To cleanse my eyes, I've decided to post something a bit risqué. [Sexy picture.jpg][Sexy picture.jpg]

[Group Member A]: Han is here.

Within half a minute, the group's attention was completely drawn to the excrement and erotic pictures posted by the group members.

Everyone started chatting enthusiastically about risqué topics and their respective fantasies, and messages were scrolling by at lightning speed.

As for Kuroe Minoru's "time travel help" post, it has long been submerged in a sea of ​​erotic images, and no one cares about Fantasy Jiahao's fantasies anymore.

"..."

Kuroe silently turned off his phone screen.

"Oh well, let nature take its course. At least we have crossover phones now, so we can watch anime and play games when we're bored in the future."

Kuroe put his phone into the system space, stood up, and stretched.