Crossover Anime: This is not pure love at all

Hiroshi Nohara stared at the terrifying, raised arm, his legs gave way, and he collapsed to the ground.

He closed his eyes in despair.

In my mind, my wife Misae's face, though she was always angry, was incredibly warm; I saw the mischievous Shinnosuke; I saw Aoi, who was still learning to speak; and I saw the fluffy Shiro...

"Misa... I'm sorry... I hope my compensation will be enough to pay off the family's 32-year mortgage and still have some left over..."

Hiroshi Nohara abruptly closed his eyes, awaiting death.

One second... two seconds...

However, the excruciating pain of being shattered to pieces that I had expected did not come.

Huh? That's strange?

Am I already dead?

Hiroshi Nohara cautiously opened one eye, only to see the monster constantly adjusting its position as if facing a formidable enemy, warily looking around.

It's like a mouse that never knows where the cat will attack from next.

The slime on its body cascaded down like a waterfall, constantly emitting thick white smoke on the ground, and even pooling into a puddle that slowly flowed towards Hiroshi Nohara and his group.

"Whoa! What is this?!"

Hiroshi Nohara quickly jumped a large step to the side to avoid the slime.

However, Goto Naoki, who was standing next to him, was not so lucky. He lay sprawled on the ground as if he were asleep, and did not even notice the slime flowing down to his buttocks.

By this time, Hiroshi Nohara realized it was too late to pull him away.

"Sizzle—!"

With a sickening, corrosive sound, the pool of acidic, sticky liquid with a pungent odor came into contact with Goto Naoki's buttocks.

"Ugh...it's so hot...Michiyo, the bath water is too hot..."

Naoki Goto mumbled something indistinctly.

……

This scene made Hiroshi Nohara's eyelids twitch.

Are you sure there's no problem?

Sure enough, less than two seconds later, Goto Naoki's body began to tremble violently.

First the upper body, then the two legs.

Immediately afterwards, a piercing scream erupted from his mouth.

"Aaaaaaahh ...

Yes, I knew it...

"Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! My butt! My butt is on fire!!!"

After landing, Goto Naoki frantically slapped his own buttocks with both hands, screaming and spinning wildly in the alley.

"Water! Water! Where is the water?!"

Hiroshi Nohara, who was standing to the side, was dumbfounded and instinctively wanted to take off his coat to help him beat the wound.

"Hiss—!"

Distracted by the loud noise from the two "Lindo", the slug Gurongi, who had been wary of its surroundings, finally turned its terrifying, faceless head towards them.

"It's so noisy! Lin Duo!"

The slug Gurongi let out a muffled roar, its head thrusting forward and its fleshy arms raised high.

This time, instead of letting the slime drip down, it prepared to spray out a large amount of strong acid venom to completely melt the two noisy prey in front of it into a pool of blood!

"Goto-nii! Lie down right now!"

Hiroshi Nohara was terrified when he saw the disgusting slime about to gush out. Without thinking, he lunged at Naoki Goto, who was still spinning around and patting his buttocks, trying to knock him down.

however.

At this critical moment!

A deep, synthesized electronic voice suddenly exploded in the dark alley!

[Final Vent!]

"Why?"

Hiroshi Nohara froze mid-air, instinctively raising his head.

next second.

The night sky, which was originally so polluted by lights that few stars could be seen, suddenly rippled violently like the surface of water where a pebble had been thrown in, with concentric circles of purple-gold ripples.

"Mooooo—!!!"

A long, clear, and majestic cry, as if from the distant starry sky, instantly resounded throughout the entire alley!

Immediately afterwards, the night sky was suddenly torn apart, and a giant bat with wings like those of the starry sky suddenly flew out from the void!

The starlight shone down, illuminating the once dark and dirty alley as bright as day.

"!!!"

coming!

The slug Gurongi suddenly raised its head, warily eyeing the enormous bat in the sky that exuded divine pressure.

It was precisely because it was wary of this aura that it dared not make any rash moves!

However, before it could react, the giant bat—Lunayara—transformed into a dazzling river of starlight and enveloped it.

Within that stream of starlight, a figure clad in black and gold starry sky armor slowly emerged from mid-air.

As Kuroe Minoru looked down at the ugly slug Gurongi, the terrifying energy bestowed upon him by Lunayara surged beneath his feet, completely enveloping his right leg in a dazzling starlight.

Lunala's Z-Move -

Moonlight splashes down from the heavens!

"Whoosh—!"

Kuroe Minoru's figure suddenly plummeted from mid-air, his right leg carrying terrifying star and moon power capable of piercing through everything, transforming into a dazzling purple-gold meteor, and fiercely kicking down towards the head of the slug Gurongi!

"Boom—!"

The moment the kick made contact with Kuroe Minoru's right leg, Slug Gurongi didn't even have a chance to let out a final scream before being pulverized by the kick!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully eliminating the non-human life form (slug Gurongi)!]

[Event Rating: S-level]

[Justice Points Gained: 1000]

……

Kuroe landed steadily on the ground, frowning as he looked at the pile of shattered pieces in front of him.

What a coincidence!

I heard a system alarm as soon as I returned from the Pokémon world.

So now… Kuroe rubbed his brow.

It must be Sunday now, right?

Why do I feel like I've forgotten something? What is it...?

"Um, that! Mr. Hero!"

Just as Kuroe Minoru was deep in thought, Nohara Hiroshi, who had been slumped on the ground, suddenly seemed to snap out of his daze and struggled to his feet to look at Kuroe Minoru.

"Thank you so much for saving us!"

Although Hiroshi Nohara's legs were still a little weak, he still managed to bow deeply to Minoru Kuroe.

"Oh?"

Kuroe Minoru turned his head to look at the uncle who was bowing to him.

Messy curly short hair, a square long face... and this unusual style.

Wait a minute!

Is that Hiroshi Nohara?!

Goodness, no wonder when Yukino and Ume first saw him wearing the Faiz system, their first reaction was that he was like Action Kamen.

So Shin-chan exists in this world.

Recalling the bizarre and grotesque bosses from the theatrical version, Kuroe felt a chill run down her spine.

Perhaps it was the original author's twisted sense of humor, but in the theatrical versions where the enemy was clearly identified, there were many transvestite bosses and perverted bosses.

He doesn't want to hit a transvestite!

Seeing Kuroe Minoru staring at him for a long time without saying a word, Hiroshi Nohara felt a little uneasy.

"Um... Mr. Hero? Is there something on my face?"

"no."

Kuroe Minoru snapped out of his daze and shook his head.

"Hmm... the guy next to you looks pretty drunk."

Kuroe Minoru looked at Goto Naoki, who was slumped in the corner, clutching the back of his pants that had been corroded with a large hole, and sobbing softly.

"Waaaaah... my new pants... my butt..." Goto Naoki was still sobbing intermittently.

"Huh? You know Goto-nii-san?"

Hiroshi Nohara noticed that Minoru Kuroe was staring at Naoki Goto and asked curiously.

Goto?

Upon hearing this, Kuroe Minoru was slightly startled.

It can't really be that much of a coincidence...

(My grandfather passed away, so I need to take a day off tomorrow.)

(That's about it, I'll update if I have time.)