The path to immortality through demonic cultivation begins with devouring snakes to become immortals

"Sir, you... this will take... um, this will cost a lot of money..." the waiter stammered. "And my boss is..."

"Are you fucking telling me how to do things?!"

Li Xiaobai slammed his hand on the table, startling many of the demon diners who turned to look.

"You piece of trash, you deserve to work here your whole life!"

"Forehead…"

"Are you still standing here waiting to die?!" Li Xiaobai looked up, his handsome face contorted with a vicious expression: "Hurry up and serve the food!"

The mule waiter bowed and slunk away to the back room.

Li Xiaobai then abruptly turned his head to look at the demon diners who had come to support the Happy Forest, his fierce gaze seemingly writhing like a giant snake: "Look at you, you man! You son of a bitch!"

The demons quickly looked away, and seeing that no one was looking at them anymore...

"Here I am!!"

Li Xiaobai sneered and spat a mouthful of phlegm directly onto the ground...

The demons outwardly dared not speak, but inwardly they all despised them.

That's incredibly rude! A brat like that would get run over by a fourth-tier demon the moment he steps outside...

In this territory, a demon at the peak of the third tier is always treated as an honored guest wherever he goes!

Moreover, even someone as rude as Li Xiaobai wouldn't want to offend him, so his food was served very quickly.

Eat donkey meat, donkey penis, and donkey ribs if you like. It's not like you're eating my flesh. Besides, someone dressed like him isn't short of money, so he probably wouldn't dare to renege on his debt.

Hurry up and get this idiot to pay and leave, don't delay my business.

Looking at the table full of dishes, Li Xiaobai was not only surprised, but also very tempted!

What a pathetic life that Wolf Boss is living! Look at the boss here.

They really dare to offer donkey meat!

And this wine, I haven't even had a chance to sell it yet, and you, a stupid donkey, dare to sell it?!

Li Xiaobai ate heartily. In fact... cultivators who can abstain from grains, whether human or demon, although they don't pay much attention to their appetites, rarely refuse delicious food when it's in front of them.

Those who refuse are either faking it, or they're simply enjoying a good meal at home.

"Phew...this is fucking fresh..."

And this beer, it's like a small beer, refreshing and not spicy~

Compared to this, Lang Yuezheng's stuff is utterly pathetic! Moving, we absolutely have to move! We'll be living here from now on!

Not far away, the three demons—chicken, cat, and turtle—were concealing their presence: "..."

Even Gan An's eyes revealed resentment.

Especially Gong Baiwan, who elbowed Shanji: "What kind of brother are you, eating by yourself?"

"Hmm... Brother Xiaobai isn't the kind of snake to eat alone." The pheasant glanced sourly at the dishes on Li Xiaobai's table: "Those dishes must be rotten! If they were delicious, Brother Xiaobai wouldn't have left me out."

Gong Baiwan, Gan An: "..."

Damn it! No wonder your Daoist partner turned green! You're such a loser...

However, Li Xiaobai did not forget the main purpose. You know, he had a huge appetite even before he transformed into human form, let alone now! The whole table of donkey meat was devoured by Li Xiaobai in less than half an hour.

There are still two jars of wine left!

Amidst the astonished gazes of many demons, Li Xiaobai glared at them fiercely again, then beckoned to Mule Xiao Er.

"Hey, you stinking wage earner."

Mule waiter: "..."

"And another one for your dad, too."

"Senior, I...I haven't offended you, have I?"

"You've got donkey hair stuffed in your ears, aren't you?! Can't you hear your dad?!"

The waiter slunk away.

What a lunatic! What are you pretending to be, a demon who barely managed to reach the third rank with the help of a demon, and whose cultivation is still unstable...?

You think you're so great? Go show off to Boss Donkey! C!

Then… when the waiter brought out the dishes again, he didn’t notice that Li Xiaobai’s eyes, which showed absolutely no signs of drunkenness, were slyly staring at the female demon who had just come out from the back room and was arranging drinks at the bar…

"That won't work either."

Li Xiaobai felt contempt. To be honest, the prettiest person he had seen since coming here was that little girl who bullied the snake in the Demon Selection Land.

In terms of manners, even Li Xiaobai is ashamed of himself! After all, he's just an actor now, while that girl really has no manners.

You can say she lacks manners, but you can't say she's unattractive!

Next... He had seen some female demons before, but Li Xiaobai wasn't particularly interested in them.

As for this one? He really didn't know how Shanji could have fallen for her; she was even worse than the wolf girl who served Lang Yuezheng.

That stupid pheasant has never even eaten any good pork.

"Please enjoy your meal, senior."

The mule driver respectfully poured Li Xiaobai a cup of wine, while being surprised by Li Xiaobai's magnanimity.

Perhaps... he wasn't trying to cause trouble; he was genuinely hungry.

But at that moment, Li Xiaobai suddenly grabbed his wrist. His slender fingers were like iron clamps, causing Mule Xiao Er to grimace in pain.

When his confused and fearful gaze fell on Li Xiaobai, he saw Li Xiaobai's handsome face wearing a mocking expression as he gestured to the bartender with his chin: "What does that girl do?"

The mule waiter immediately stood at attention: "Senior, that's our donkey boss's mate, you mustn't..."

"What the hell is this 'Donkey Boss'?!"

Li Xiaobai originally wanted to smash a jar over the head of the mule boy, but this guy was really too weak. He could bully him verbally, but he couldn't bring himself to actually do it.

So Li Xiaobai got up and grabbed the mule driver by the neck, lifting him up.

Clearly... his size is far smaller than that of Mule Xiao Er.

"Bring that woman over here to drink with your father!"

And the donkey's partner? I don't know, I don't recognize them.

Li Xiaobai knew that it was Chicken Boss's ex-girlfriend!

What's wrong with me calling over for a drink with Boss Chicken, since we're such good brothers?!

Unexpectedly, the female demon frowned: "Where did this ruffian drunkard come from, causing trouble in front of this old lady?!"

As he spoke, the oppressive aura of a late-stage third-order cultivator directly enveloped Li Xiaobai! Many demon diners retreated hastily, realizing they couldn't afford to offend him.

Behind her is Donkey Boss…

However… when Li Xiaobai raised his eyes, casually lifted the wooden cup and took a sip of wine, revealing his handsome face, the succubus was clearly stunned for a moment.

Then… in the next instant! The banshee spat out a mouthful of blood! An immensely powerful pressure instantly enveloped the entire Happy Forest!

Before the succubus could react, a jar of wine was poured directly onto her head!

The succubus's boneless body was also captured by Li Xiaobai from a distance.

She couldn't hear any other sounds, only that clear, yet cold, voice echoing incessantly in her ears.

"Are you insulting me?"