The path to immortality through demonic cultivation begins with devouring snakes to become immortals

That huge Black Rock Serpent! It was completely devoured by Li Wuyai, who was still a juvenile snake, so much so that the snake looked bulging and swollen.

Su Changge, on the other hand, ate much more elegantly, swallowing the fruit half by half, clearly a beautiful snake with a high level of education.

"Something's not right with this flesh and blood."

Li Wuyai stretched out his white belly, it was clearly such a big snake, even if it was just an ordinary snake, its flesh and blood energy should not be so little, right?

A hint of doubt flashed across his cool, triangular-headed snake face, and he flicked his tongue at Li Xiaobai.

"Was it this short-tailed rat snake that caused this trouble?"

Li Xiaobai: "(◣_◢)"

"I was just trying to be nice to you! What bad thing did I do? What did I do to you by using my short tail? Who the hell is a 'vegetable snake'?!"

But he was a coward and dared not speak up, after all, he didn't think these two ruthless people would care about blood relations.

Su Changge, however, gave Li Wuyai a disdainful look.

"It was only just beginning to develop intelligence, and it was already covered in wounds."

"What?" Li Wuyai slightly raised his body, his triangular eyes full of mockery looking at Su Changge: "Feeling sorry for it? Why don't you give this short-tailed thing some good fortune and guide it onto the path of cultivation?"

Seeing Su Changge remain silent, Li Wuyai let out a sneer.

"Reluctant to part with it, aren't you? Ha, the righteous path is always full of hypocrisy."

"If you continue to disrespect me," Su Changge's sharp voice startled Li Xiaobai so much that he bit the tip of his tail.

But Li Wuyai simply raised his head slightly, waiting for her to continue.

"I will ensure that you never have the chance to return to the Immortal Realm again. I... mean what I say."

This time, Li Wuyai remained silent.

Celestial Court at the Dome!

All the immortals knew that he, Demon Lord Li Wuyai, was a madman who had entered the Dao through killing, and no one dared to provoke him easily.

Little did they know that Empress Changge, who was known as the most beautiful woman in the celestial realm and whose whole body was bathed in celestial light, was actually a complete madwoman!

Even Li Wuyai wouldn't want to provoke her in this situation, otherwise who knows what she's capable of? What is there that she wouldn't do!

Only after things quieted down did Li Xiaobai relax a bit.

It was truly agonizing...

Those two big shots! If they hadn't restrained themselves, their voices would have probably killed me! Luckily, it's quiet now.

Li Xiaobai poked his round head out, his big eyes darting around mischievously. Only after confirming that his older brothers and sisters, who had eaten and drunk their fill, had entered a deep state of cultivation did he finally breathe a sigh of relief.

"Ha, who isn't a big shot? What's so great about that?"

After secretly taking a few bites of his older brother and sister in his heart, Li Xiaobai finally began his first formal cultivation in the world of cultivation with satisfaction.

"Shangqing Dianlong Jue!" Li Xiaobai was absolutely certain that this was a technique from the Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun! After all, that master's disciples were indeed incredibly diverse...

With such powerful backing, how could he be anything but good?

Half an hour later, Li Xiaobai, who was originally full of confidence, lay on the ground with his white belly turned up, his big eyes filled with despair.

What... what's going on?

Every single word of the cultivation technique was deeply imprinted in his soul; he recognized each and every one of them. So why couldn't he recognize them when they were put together?

At this moment, in another world, an old man dressed in hemp clothing, with an air of otherworldly wisdom, faced the gentle breeze, lightly stroking his beard, and casually watching the fishing hook he had cast into the sea of ​​clouds.

The old man smiled with absolute certainty: "Even the most foolish person can master a sage's technique by their early twenties, it's not difficult."

Inside the snake cave, Li Xiaobai frantically scratched his head, the tip of his tail, which had only recently healed, until he had almost scratched off all the scales on his head.

Until he fell into deep self-doubt: "Could it be... that a college diploma is really not enough?"

"Um?!"

"system."

【Ding~】

As the crisp notification sound of the Apocalypse System rang in his mind, Li Xiaobai's eyes lit up: "This cultivation technique..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Apocalypse's cold voice.

[The host has been detected to have acquired an external cultivation technique. The reading function is not yet available and cannot provide services to the host.]

However, Li Xiaobai didn't care.

Doesn't he know what kind of system it is?

However, even if you didn't trust certain software in your past life, when it really comes down to it, you still have to click on it and search for it, right?

They were so devout when they looked at the answers!

"Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, should I enhance my bloodline, improve my cultivation level, or just go all in on a powerful technique?"

[Given the host's extremely low Heavenly Awakening Points, it is absolutely impossible to even begin improving cultivation techniques; without the support of entry-level techniques, improving cultivation is like a cow rubbing against the sand; therefore, it is recommended that the host improve their bloodline.]

[After enhancing their bloodline, the host will have stronger perception to comprehend cultivation techniques and will begin their cultivation path with a better foundation.]

Li Xiaobai's eyes were sharp, and the tip of his tail pointed at his head: "That makes sense!!"

"But... what's with the heifer rubbing against the beach?"

【Sand B.】

Li Xiaobai: "(▽д▽)"

"If I had an unlimited number of Awakening Points, could I instantly become a saint?"

[Please abandon unrealistic ideas, host. This system may respect poor people, but it absolutely despises poor people who have unrealistic dreams.]

"Shut up!! Switch to your gentle form right now!"

【中指】

Li Xiaobai abruptly ended the communication with the system.

These cold, inhuman things just don't understand human nature, there's nothing you can do about it.

Immediately, with a thought, the azure system panel appeared before my eyes.

Seeing the plus sign after the [Bloodline] option, Li Xiaobai clicked it without hesitation with the tip of his tail.

Swish!

Three hundred days of starting points were instantly reset to zero.

Before he could even feel sorry for the Apocalypse Points, Li Xiaobai tensed his entire snake-like body, preparing to undergo the baptism of bloodline evolution.

Reading novels is one of the few pastimes for many overworked office workers, and Li Xiaobai is no exception. He's really looking forward to the thrill of bloodline evolution described in those novels.

But after a while...

A bewildered Li Xiaobai stuck out his tongue.

This...isn't that right? They deducted money so readily, but how do I feel? All the money's gone, and I haven't even gotten any satisfaction!

After a while, Li Xiaobai stopped in Bengbu.

"System, are you selling counterfeit goods? You're a big company bullying your customers, I'm reporting you!"

[Ding~ System product, Snake Master is honest and trustworthy, and will not accept any form of complaint.]

A cold, mechanical sound rang out, and an icon with a little finger pointing upwards popped up on the panel.

"What do you mean? I paid money and you're not satisfied? Is there no law anymore? Are you mocking me, a lowly consumer, by giving me your pinky?! Is this the kind of service you offer?"

Li Xiaobai frantically poked at the system panel with the tip of his tail. Just as he was breaking through the defenses, a sharp pain suddenly swept over Li Xiaobai's entire body without warning!

Li Xiaobai's pink tongue, which he had just spat out, drooped at the corner of his mouth, and his snake-like mouth and big eyes were both wide open in an "O" shape.

Its body, which had been shrunk into a small ball, suddenly straightened into a sturdy wooden stick!

It hurts! It hurts literally, but it's an indescribable pain!

Li Xiaobai: "I... Ri..."

Then, his round head tilted to the side, and he fainted.

Li Wuyai spat out his thoughts and looked at Li Xiaobai with a puzzled expression.

What's wrong with the short-tailed guy?

However, sensing its abundant vitality, Li Wuyai then closed his eyes and began to cultivate.

Even this reincarnated powerhouse didn't notice that on Li Xiaobai's predominantly purple, ornate scales, numbers were constantly flowing and flashing.

Li Xiaobai himself had no idea how much growth these three hundred Awakening Points would bring him...