Falling behind at the start, the first surgery shocked the world.

Wang Xiaobei was pale, clutching his stomach with one hand, and walking unsteadily, looking like he was about to start the banquet at any moment.

Summer exclaimed in surprise.

"How many times did you do it last night? You're so tired!"

"All that money accumulated over twenty years was gone at once?"

He glanced behind him and saw that Meimei hadn't come.

Summer continued to ask.

"You came all by yourself?"

"Where's Meimei?"

Wang Xiaobei shook his head in anguish: "She didn't come..."

Summer smiled brightly.

"That's true. There are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not land that's been over-plowed."

"How was last night?"

"Finally, you've grown from a boy into a man. Doesn't that feel good?"

woo woo woo...

As soon as Xia Tian finished speaking, Wang Xiaobei burst into tears.

Summer was taken aback.

He asked hurriedly.

"What happened?"

"Why are you crying? Isn't this a good thing?"

Wang Xiaobei clutched his stomach, tears streaming down his face.

"Don't mention Brother Tian."

"It didn't work last night."

It didn't work?

Even though Meimei volunteered to stay, it still didn't work out?

"You can't do it?"

Xia Tian glanced at Han Meiji and whispered to Wang Xiaobei.

Wang Xiaobei said, crying.

"How could I not be able to do it!"

"Why……"

"After you left last night, I pretended to be dizzy. Meimei made me some tea and made me drink it. She went to collect the trash and then pushed me into the bathroom to take a shower. After I finished showering, she went to shower too."

Girlfriend, staying overnight, taking a shower.

This rhythm didn't work?

A penalty kick, with no goalkeeper in sight, and the ball missed?

Would anyone believe it if I told them?

"And then?" Xia Tian continued to ask.

At this moment, Han Meiji also raised her head, looking curious.

Wang Xiaobei wiped away his tears and continued, "After taking a shower, Meimei lay in my arms, and then I kissed her."

"Did Meimei respond?" Xia Tian asked.

"They responded." Wang Xiaobei nodded.

summer:????

"Then why didn't it succeed?"

Hey……

Wang Xiaobei sighed deeply again and said speechlessly.

"The atmosphere was perfectly created, and Meimei cooperated very well."

"Just as I was about to take off my clothes, suddenly, Meimei farted."

"Oh my god, this is the worst fart I've ever smelled!!!"

"It stinks like hell."

"It smelled so bad it made my face turn green."

summer:???

The first time we did it, the girl farted, and it smelled incredibly bad...

o((⊙﹏⊙))o

"Even fairies fart, that's normal."

"Let's continue once the smell dissipates," Xia Tian said.

Wang Xiaobei grimaced in pain and said speechlessly, "That's what I think too. In my eyes, Meimei is a goddess. Even if her farts make my eyes water, I still like her."

"I opened the window to let the smell dissipate."

Just as we were about to continue, Meimei farted again, and this time she rushed straight to the bathroom.

"Less than a minute later, I also farted, and my stomach hurt so much."

"I don't know what I ate, maybe I ate something bad."

"It keeps pooping..."

"I had diarrhea all night long, and Meimei was the same; she had both diarrhea and vomiting."

"I don't have any thoughts about that kind of thing anymore."

"Moreover, we had a huge argument over who got to the toilet, and we almost came to blows..."

summer:"……"

Han Meiji: "..."

As expected of Brother Bei, awesome! (voice cracks)

"And then, what about Meimei?"

Summer pressed for an answer.

Wang Xiaobei clutched his stomach and said painfully, "She vomited seven or eight times last night. I took her to the hospital in the middle of the night. Luckily, the city hospital was nearby, so I took her there first. She got two injections, and I took her home around nine o'clock this morning."

"I took some medicine and thought I was fine, so I went home."

"I was a bit hungry after having diarrhea all night, so I heated up the leftover barbecue from last night and ate it."

"And so it started again."

"yue~~~~~"

"Brother Tian, ​​please prescribe the medicine quickly, I need to go throw up."

With that, Wang Xiaobei rushed towards the bathroom.

Looking at his retreating figure, Xia Tian and Han Meiji exchanged a glance.

The two of them were stunned for a full 30 seconds.

Han Meiji spoke up: "Has he always been this eccentric?"

Xia Tian nodded: "More or less."

puff!

Unable to hold back, Xia Tian burst out laughing. Seeing him laugh, Han Meiji couldn't help but laugh too.

That's absolutely amazing!!!

If Wang Xiaobei hadn't said it himself, Xia Tian wouldn't have believed it; such a thing could actually happen.

After laughing for a while, Xia Tian analyzed.

"I didn't have diarrhea last night."

Do you have diarrhea?

Han Meiji shook her head.

Xia Tian said, "Didn't we all eat barbecue?"

"Could it be kidney?"

"Possibly." Han Meiji's face was full of disgust: "The kidneys last night were still bloody. I said they weren't cooked, but Xiao Bei and Mei Mei both said that the ones with blood were tastier and more tender."

What a huge kidney!

I thought the lamb kidneys would bring this couple together, but I never expected this...

I got my revenge from the kidney!

After laughing for a while, Xia Tian opened a bottle of levofloxacin, a bottle of cimetidine, and a bottle of vitamin C. When Wang Xiaobei returned, he lay down in the rest room and had Xiao Li give him the injection.

Wang Boyi worked the night shift last night and didn't come to work today.

Wang Xiaobei has collapsed again.

Only Xia Tian and Han Meiji remained in the third consultation room.

The two were as busy as spinning tops, with patients coming one after another, all sorts of strange illnesses. A three-year-old girl had a diamond stuck in her ear, and it took a full hour to remove it safely.

Before you knew it, it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

A woman walked in.

The woman was pale and spoke to Xia Tian as soon as she entered the room.

"Doctor, please take a look at me quickly."

"My stomach hurts terribly."