Falling behind at the start, the first surgery shocked the world.

You're kidding me!!!

You've tricked me again!!!

Do you think Ye Zimo is easy to bully?

Did you think that treating me like this would make me quit? Get out of the ER.

snort!

Dream on!

I will never admit defeat.

Ye Zimo was so angry he seemed to be burning himself, but he remained outwardly amiable. He carefully examined the patient's wound, and as a professional doctor, he immediately understood the situation.

"You had hemorrhoids removed a few days ago, right?"

"Here to change the dressing."

The old man grinned and said, "Yes, I'm here to change my dressing."

"Okay, lie on your side on the bed, with your back to me."

Ye Zimo took out a pair of sterile medical gloves, put on a mask, hesitated for a moment, then added another mask. He took a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, picked up a cotton ball with tweezers, and used the hydrogen peroxide to clean the wound.

The old man chuckled.

"I'm sorry, doctor, I have no choice but to make you do such dirty work. If I could change the dressing myself, I would."

"Yesterday I applied the medicine myself, and the wound started bleeding."

"Ouch, that hurts!"

"I have no choice but to come to the hospital to ask for your help."

Ye Zimo replied expressionlessly, "After hemorrhoid surgery, you must come to the hospital for dressing changes. At the same time, you should avoid spicy food. If possible, use potassium permanganate for sitz baths, which can help fight infection, reduce inflammation and stop bleeding, and is very effective for hemorrhoids."

"5-10 minutes each time, once a day for a sitz bath."

"But potassium permanganate should not be used in large quantities. Use only one small tablet at a time, mix it with a large basin of water, and put it in the basin."

"Seven consecutive days will suffice."

The old man laughed, then sighed.

"You doctors are amazing!"

"When I was young, I didn't study hard and ended up being a bachelor my whole life. I was quite famous in the surrounding villages. I was idle and lazy when I was young, but I was handsome."

"All the girls in the surrounding villages adore me."

"Back then, I couldn't afford to get married, so I secretly dated three girls at a time."

"I drifted aimlessly until I was 35. The young girls I dated were all married and had children. I was getting old, and the young girls weren't interested in me anymore, so I started hanging out with older women."

"Twenty years ago, I was having an affair with one of the village wives. We did *that* in the cornfield..."

"hey-hey."

The old man started talking and got more and more excited as he went on.

"Besides the village chief's wife, several other young women in the village have been with me. Anyway, I wander around the village every day, and when their husbands are out working, I sneak in at night."

That old man is really good at bragging!

Ye Zimo didn't expose him.

"Aren't you afraid that if her husband finds out, he'll break your legs?"

The old man shook his right leg.

"Look, this leg was broken, it was later set, but I still can't walk properly."

"Hehe, it just so happened that I didn't have money for the New Year that year, and I broke my leg and had to pay 8 yuan in compensation."

"I originally wanted 15, but the man's wife came to beg me and even agreed to have an affair with me, so I said I wanted 8. I must say, that young wife is a reasonable person. After she agreed, she stayed with me for more than ten years."

Ye Zimo glanced at the wound. The hydrogen peroxide had dried. He used a cotton swab to apply a little Vaseline to the wound.

When the cotton swab touched the wound, the old man flinched.

"Does it hurt?"

The old man trembled and said, "It hurts, this thing really hurts."

Ye Ziming nodded: "It will indeed be more painful after hemorrhoid surgery. Just hang in there for a few more days, and your wound should be almost healed after another dressing change."

"After you recover, do more Kegel exercises."

"Eat less spicy and oily food, and you'll get better gradually."

While they were talking, the ointment was applied, and Ye Ziming said to the old man, "Lie down for a few minutes until the ointment dries a little, then you can get up."

Ye Ziming frowned as he glanced at the old man's indeterminate color trousers.

Keep the area as clean as possible.

Underwear should be washed and changed daily.

The old man turned his head and glanced at Ye Ziming with surprise.

"Huh? Underwear?"

"I never wear it."

wipe……

Ye Ziming glanced at the pants that had been taken off in astonishment. Sure enough, there were only pants and no underwear.

However, after a second of surprise, he returned to normal.

Everyone has different habits. Some people really don't like wearing underwear. Back in school, my roommate who slept opposite me never wore underwear and would sleep naked.

It's too difficult to ask an old man, a rural resident receiving the five guarantees (a government-provided social welfare program) who has been a bachelor his whole life, to pay attention to personal hygiene.

Ye Zimo was too lazy to say anything more.

5 minute later.

The ointment was almost dry. The old man pulled up his pants and thanked Ye Zimo.

"Thank you, doctor."

"I bow to you."

As he spoke, the old man bowed to Ye Zimo, who smiled and said, "No need to be so polite."

"I'll see you out."

snort!

You think you can make me break down over something as simple as changing hemorrhoid dressing? You're being too naive.

Lao Tzu was a doctor.

What kind of situation haven't I seen?

Zhang Ming, you've miscalculated this time!

Ye Zimo was calm and even a little smug. Zhang Ming had only one purpose in arranging this hemorrhoid patient for him.

Get him out of the emergency room!

As someone recruited by the vice dean, Zhang Ming had no right to dismiss Ye Zimo.

The only way is to force him to leave step by step.

However... it's naive to think that a hemorrhoid patient can leave.

Ye Ziming sneered as he saw the old man out.

As soon as the door opened.

A long queue had formed at the entrance. Looking around, all the people were elderly men and women over 60 years old, dressed in a rustic style, clearly from the countryside. Ye Ziming was stunned as he stared at the crowd.

He asked, bewildered, "What are you doing?"

"Why are we queuing here?"

The woman at the front of the line, wearing a red short-sleeved shirt and a large bow on her chest, said, "We're waiting for our dressing to be changed. Director Zhang said we should come here to change our dressings."

Ye Zimo glanced at them briefly and saw that there were more than twenty people.

He asked in shock.

"Are you all here to change your dressings?"

The middle-aged woman said cheerfully, "Yes, that's right."

Gan!

"So many people?"

The woman grinned and said in a loud voice, "Half a month ago, the provincial hospital came to our surrounding villages to do free medical consultations. Everyone in the village with hemorrhoids got free surgery. Today, they're using a bus to bring us here for dressing changes."

Free clinic?

Ye Ziming hadn't started working until half a month ago.

However, it is very common for large hospitals to conduct free clinics. This is partly to respond to the national call and partly for the hospitals to promote themselves by going to rural areas and impoverished places to solve some minor problems for elderly people who cannot afford medical treatment.

These are usually minor issues: high blood pressure, cataracts, bone spurs...

But hemorrhoids are still relatively rare!

There's a saying that goes, "Nine out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids."

That's true, but... shouldn't the provincial hospital arrange for follow-up doctors after performing so many hemorrhoid surgeries?

Why is he the only one here?

It was Zhang Ming who arranged it!

Hey!

Glancing at the long queue and roughly counting, Ye Zimo asked the older woman timidly, "Are there 22 of you in total?"

The eldest sister grinned and said in a loud voice.

"How could that be?"

"There are 22 people in our car, and more than 200 people in total."

200...more than 200 people...

o((⊙﹏⊙))o

(Zhang Ming: A naive young man.)