Sky Curtain: Short Video Commentary on Konoha Villagers

The scene on the sky changed again.

If Kakashi were to enter the matchmaking market, how competitive would he be?

Kakashi was a highly eligible bachelor in his youth, and by his forties or fifties, he had become a very eligible bachelor.

[If he doesn't consider spending his life with a romantic partner, just looking at his hard qualifications, his competitiveness in the dating market is absolutely overwhelming.]

On the streets of Konoha Village, many middle-aged women gathered together and whispered among themselves.

"Kakashi's middle-aged and still unmarried? He's so eligible!"

"I heard he spends all day reading a pornographic book, so I guess he's not really paying attention to it."

"Oh, as long as the conditions are right, you can find it whenever you want."

The scene on the screen shifts.

Let's first look at the external conditions.

In terms of looks, he inherited the excellent genes of his father, Konoha's White Fang, with white hair and a languid gaze. His signature mask exudes a mysterious, ascetic aura.

To an ordinary person, he's just a nobody, but Kakashi truly possesses strength.

...

[Naruto Uzumaki: What does Jiahao mean again? Last time it was cheater, this time it's Jiahao. Can Tianmu (the game developer) even speak like a human?!]

[Yamanaka Ino: Jiahao... I guess it's a homonym for "guy"? Saying Kakashi-sensei looks like a mysterious guy?]

[Nara Shikamaru: You're quite insightful. However, I suggest you don't delve too deeply into it; Tenbu's word choices are never serious.]

Kakashi rubbed his forehead with one hand; he was too lazy to explain anymore.

Kai stood by the training field, hands on his hips, head tilted back, laughing loudly.

"Kakashi! Skyfall says you're good-looking! But when it comes to youthful charm, I, the Azure Beast, am no less than you!"

Kakashi rolled his eyes like a dead fish.

"Kai, you should change your watermelon head first. You're not handsome at all."

The sky continued to fall.

He displayed genius from a young age, graduating first in his class from the Ninja Academy at five, obtaining his Chunin qualification certificate at six, passing the Jonin Exams at twelve, becoming a member of the Konoha roster, joining the Anbu at thirteen and serving as an Anbu squad leader, becoming Konoha's top Jonin at twenty-six, and becoming the Sixth Hokage at thirty-one.

[He possesses all five elemental chakra natures, has mastered over a thousand ninjutsu techniques, and his individual abilities are exceptionally strong.]

After this was posted, the entire ninja world was silent for two seconds.

In Iwagakure, Onoki floated in mid-air, stroking his beard with his fingers, his expression complex.

"Graduating at five, becoming a Chunin at six, and a Jonin at twelve... How can such a genius from Konoha still not have a girlfriend?"

On the streets of Konoha Village, villagers who didn't know much about Kakashi started talking about him.

"Kakashi is this strong? I thought he was just a Jonin who was always late..."

"But... he became Hokage at only thirty-one years old, doesn't that mean the Fifth Hokage didn't serve for very long?"

"Shh, dare say that? You'll lose your head!"

At this point, everyone else fell silent.

It's true they have the will to dominate, but if they actually witness something and it gets overheard, they'll probably have to go to the Dark Division.

The text scrolled across the sky, the tone becoming increasingly composed.

[Next is his professional income. His profession was the Sixth Hokage, the highest honorary position in Konoha Village. He served for 15 years before retiring at the age of 46.]

[In addition to this, as a retired Hokage, he can enjoy the highest level of retirement pension and allowance for life, and also has a strong network of connections and the ability to mobilize resources. His material conditions can only be described as top-notch.]

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[Fourth Raikage A: He served as Hokage for 15 years?!]

Mei Terumi: Aren't the Hokage's terms in Konoha usually very short? Apart from the one who took on three opponents single-handedly, the First, Second, and Fourth Hokage all served for only a few years...

[Naruto Uzumaki: Kakashi-sensei was Hokage for 15 years?! When did I become Hokage?!]

[Nara Shikamaru: Naruto, the order is Sixth Hokage first, then Seventh Hokage. That means Kakashi-sensei will have to work for 15 years before it's your turn.]

Naruto counted on his fingers for a long time, then let out a miserable howl.

"Then I'd have to wait until I'm in my forties or fifties to become Hokage?!"

Sasuke casually mentioned it from the side.

"That's thirty-one years old, you idiot."

Inside the Hokage Building, Hiruzen Sarutobi held his pipe, seemingly lost in thought.

"Working for 15 years and then retiring... I envy that. If only I could do that too... sigh."

In the Hokage's office in Konoha Year 48.

Minato Namikaze looked at the description of Kakashi's future on the screen above, a gentle smile on his lips.

"Kakashi... became Hokage at thirty and retired after fifteen years."

He turned to look at Nara Shikaku beside him: "Shikaku, how do you think Kakashi has managed to get through these past few years?"

Shikaku had his hands tucked into his sleeves, his face unusually relaxed, which was truly in his comfort zone.

"Given his personality, he's probably very responsible; otherwise, he wouldn't have achieved the accomplishments that Tianmu mentioned before."

Minato chuckled, "That's true."

The sky screen continues to output.

His lifestyle and personal habits are also quite good. He lives alone in a clean and tidy apartment, does housework, is very clean, and is also a good cook.

Aside from his obsession with intimacy, he has no other vices, which indirectly suggests that there are no issues with his sexual orientation or sexual performance.

After this was posted, the comment section erupted in laughter.

[Jiraiya: Isn't this a disguised way of giving up on my intimate paradise?]

[Tsunade: Jiraiya, stop patting yourself on the back! The Heavenly Veil is just an objective statement!]

[Might Guy: Kakashi can cook?! I've known him for so many years and I've never eaten his cooking!]

[Kakashi Hatake: ...Guy, you didn't even ask.]

On the streets of Konoha Village, several middle-aged women covered their faces and laughed together.

"Oh my, Lord Kakashi can cook and he's so clean, where can you find a man like that these days?"

"Exactly! My husband can't even wash a dish!"

"It's that 'Intimate Paradise'... I heard the content isn't very proper..."

"Men are all the same, it's normal to have little hobbies. As long as they don't go out and mess around, it's fine."

The screen flickered, and then the last line of text appeared.

Overall, Kakashi is arguably the absolute best match in the dating market.

With these qualities, he would have no shortage of blind dates if he wanted to.

The comment section erupted once again.

[Mei Terumi: Does this mean... the Sixth Hokage of Konoha is still unmarried?]

[Kurotsuchi: I'm suddenly a little curious about what kind of girl Kakashi likes.]

[Fourth Raikage A: Hmph! No matter how good the conditions are, he's still a Konoha person! We Kumogakure's female ninjas will never marry into that family!]

[Darui: Raikage-sama...you make it sound like she's interested in a female ninja from Kumogakure...]

[Fourth Raikage A: Darui, what do you mean?!]

On the streets of Konoha Village, the villagers were still engaged in heated discussions.

"Kakashi's qualities are so great, how come he's still single in his forties or fifties?"

"I guess they have high standards. After all, he was once the Hokage; they couldn't just pick any ordinary person."

. . .

At this moment, Kakashi's dead fish eyes showed no light.

He silently took out the "Intimacy Paradise" magazine and began to browse through it, continuing to read it nonchalantly in front of everyone.

Anyway, the whole ninja world knows, so let them do whatever they want.