Sky Curtain: Short Video Commentary on Konoha Villagers

Chapter 62: Healthy Itachi, Information Master, If You Can't Win, It's Because You Don&#03

During the Pacific War, even in his late-stage bloodline disorder, Itachi was able to seal Orochimaru directly.

If Itachi has proof of good health...

[Then you will see a Tsukuyomi with the strongest mental attack genjutsu.]

Amaterasu, the strongest physical attack that never goes out.

[Plus the Yata Mirror, which reflects all attacks]

[And the Ten-Fist Sword that seals all existence]

[The four strongest skills are enough to make a healthy Itachi invincible.]

Even if Madara Uchiha came, he might not be a match for him.

The entire ninja world gasped in shock.

Everyone was filled with awe upon seeing this.

That's awesome?

Could Itachi Uchiha fight Madara Uchiha?

[Uchiha Madara: ...Interesting.]

[Hashirama Senju: Madara, are you nervous?]

[Uchiha Madara: I'm not nervous! I just feel... my fighting spirit rising!]

[Hashirama Senju: ....Uh...]

...

【IX. Controlling the Air Suspension】

Kabuto Yakushi's Sage Mode includes a skill called Inorganic Reincarnation.

It can control all inorganic matter.

[If in battle, he chooses to suck all the air out of his surroundings.]

That enemy will suffocate.

The entire ninja world fell silent instantly.

The images on the sky changed.

A battlefield.

Dou was facing several enemies.

Instead of unleashing any offensive ninjutsu, he directly used Sage Mode Inorganic Reincarnation.

Everything in the air began to be drawn away.

Oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide.

All gaseous components were manipulated by inorganic transformation and quickly disappeared from the battlefield.

The enemies first felt shortness of breath.

Then came dizziness.

Then they fell down one after another.

The entire ninja world: ...

Countless people subconsciously took a deep breath.

They suddenly realized,

Air, the most ordinary, inconspicuous, and unnoticed thing.

In fact, this is the most basic condition for human survival.

Kabuto is able to control all inorganic matter.

Air is inorganic matter.

[Nara Shikamaru: ...Air is also inorganic?]

Orochimaru: From a chemical perspective, yes. Air is composed of inorganic molecules such as nitrogen and oxygen.

[Nara Shikamaru: Doesn't that mean... Kabuto can create a vacuum anywhere if he wants to?]

[Kakashi Hatake: Theoretically... yes.]

[Nara Shikamaru: ...This is too much trouble.]

Under the sky.

Orochimaru looked at Kabuto beside him.

He nodded slowly.

He did not speak.

But that nod said it all.

Dou pushed up his glasses, a slight smile playing on his lips.

"Lord Orochimaru..."

His voice was somewhat agitated.

"Does this mean I've... gained your approval?"

Orochimaru's lips curled into a slight smile.

"pocket."

"You've always had great potential."

"It's just that I didn't use it in the right direction before."

The text on the celestial screen flickered.

【10. Hinata after a good meal】

As everyone knows, Hinata is the biggest eater in Naruto.

She can eat a full 46 bowls of ramen in one sitting.

The entire ninja world: ...

46 bowls?!

To seize the young?

Can he eat 46 bowls of ramen?

Even the Akimichi clan couldn't defeat her!

[Akimichi Choji: 46 bowls?! I can only eat 20 bowls at most!]

[Nara Shikamaru: Choji, calm down, this data might be inaccurate.]

[Akimichi Choji: No, no, no! If what Tenbu said is true, then Hinata's Akimichi bloodline is purer than mine!]

[Yamanaka Ino: Choji, aren't you missing the point?]

The celestial display lights up.

Ichiraku Ramen.

30-minute timed competitive eating contest.

As the countdown began, Hinata found herself surrounded by 46 empty bowls.

The other contestants, even the biggest eaters Naruto and Yamato, only ate 30 and 31 bowls respectively.

Uncle Yi Le stood behind the counter, looking at the pile of bowls, his smile freezing on his face.

"Would you like another bowl, sir?"

Hinata smiled slightly and lowered her head shyly.

"Hmm... I'll have another bowl."

Uncle Ichiraku: "..."

The entire ninja world: ...

[Naruto Uzumaki: Hinata... can she eat that much Ichiraku Ramen?!]

Hinata Hyuga: Um, that…

[Yamanaka Ino: I always thought Hinata was the type of girl with a small appetite...]

Hinata Hyuga: Waaaaah...

The text on the sky continues.

[And she dared to challenge Pain, the Deva Path, to a duel after eating only a bowl of rice.]

Although it ended in a disastrous defeat due to low blood sugar.

[But if Hinata finishes all 46 bowls, punching Pain a few more times won't be a problem at all.]

The entire ninja world: ...

[Kakuzu: ...So the core of this phantom god is—eat more.]

Konoha Village.

Hinata was completely speechless.

Naruto, who rushed over to see who could eat so much ramen, stared at her in shock.

"Hinata...can you really eat 46 bowls of ramen?"

Hinata's face turned as red as a tomato.

"Naruto-kun... um..."

"46 bowls is a bit of an exaggeration..."

"I've never eaten this much before..."

The text on the celestial screen flickered.

【XI. Intelligence Comes Naturally】

The celestial display lights up.

Rain-Hidden Village.

Jiraiya sneaks into this village where it rains all year round.

His goal was to gather intelligence.

However, he was facing six bodies with the Rinnegan.

Moreover, each one has unique abilities.

Animal Realm Spirit Communication Technique, Hungry Ghost Realm Absorption Technique, Human Realm Soul Technique, Heavenly Realm Myriad Phenomena Heavenly Guidance and Divine Luo Heavenly Conquest, Asura Realm Missile, Hell Realm Resurrection.

Jiraiya, completely unaware of what these abilities were, forcefully injected them into his body.

Sage Mode activated, two great sage toads combine.

Kill three first.

Even when all six paths appeared together, he was still able to kill one more before he died.

And he left behind crucial information before his death.

He carved the information onto the toad's back.

Then, it sank to the bottom of the cold water.

The dragon should return to the sea, but the sea does not welcome me; I come of my own accord.

The entire ninja world fell silent.

Although it had been revealed earlier that Jiraiya was dead, no one expected his death to be so tragic.

The text on the sky continues.

[If Jiraiya possessed all the information.]

Then he won't need to go any further to gather intelligence.

The images on the sky changed.

Jiraiya in the "information version" appears on screen.

He stood on the outskirts of Amegakure, holding a detailed intelligence document in his hand.

The abilities, weaknesses, and coordination methods of the six Pains are all clearly written down.

Jiraiya finished reading the intelligence and a slight smile appeared on his lips.

"I see."

"Five-second cooldown, the Hungry Ghost Realm cannot absorb immortal techniques..."

"In that case,"

He looked at the two sages, Fukasaku and Shima, who had been summoned in advance.

"Gentlemen, let's try a different strategy."

Even with preparations, Jiraiya still couldn't defeat the enemy.

That means the intelligence wasn't sufficient, so it doesn't count as intelligence coming naturally.

...

[Tsunade: ? No, did you have inside information or have you read the plot beforehand?]

The entire ninja world: ...

This last sentence stunned everyone.

Then he smiled with relief.

indeed.

If you're prepared and still can't win, then it's not Jiraiya's problem.

The problem is insufficient intelligence.

In other words, if Jiraiya is given enough information, he is invincible.

Can't beat them? Add intelligence.

Still can't beat them? Keep gathering intelligence.

【12. Doujinshi Thunder】

[The ultimate concept of a female ninja.]

[Because in his work, no female ninja could gain the upper hand.]

[Without a doubt.]

The entire ninja world fell silent for three seconds.

Then everyone broke down.

Lei mentioned this book before.

But every time I watch it, I find it hard to hold back.

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